On being homeless!

We were in the car, and driving like aa aa aaaaa aaaa....Nooooo not like aeae aeae aeaeaeeee aeeeee, you bhek fellows! Like this (0.28-0.34)...aa aa aaaaa aaaa! ya thats right!
That night we thought we were going to be kidnapped, and our kidney sold for couple of rupees. Ya I know, mine is not one among the rich nutrition-ed kidney type! The hotel was one of the creepiest, and empty! even the reception mama was absent..."come to room 119" was the notice at the reception. Actually, we drove right into the reception...like the McD drive in :D
It was not a reception actually....something like a dhondi in the wall. We went in search of the room. There, near an empty pool, there were 3 mamas. I could smell Baltimore in them :D ya just weeed it baby! We then went to the reception..and he opened a door for us..the room was 1mx1m and 0.5 m was covered with recyclable (I think so...) boxes. We set foot inside and to our left was a big window of a 1.5mx1.5m room. The mama was on the other side of the window...now you Indians...you guyz know how to buy ticket from the railway counter la...idhu () the same two-room concept..except that our standing room was very less..I know none of you understood anything....mission accomplished!
We got the key and the mama accompanied us to the room, on the way he said that we were the last and the only customer for that night...yayyyy!! awesomeee! Mama made sure that the K is clean and the AC was working..all izz well! we slepted and woked up the next day. Let's not get into much details till we had our breakfast and hit the road back! we were actually going to camp in the wilderness and share our tent and food with a samskaari elugubanti! It's been so long since I used that name..elugubanti...bear sounds cute..no matter which language you use...lets c...bear, panda bear, polar bear, oso, Bjorn, Xiong, hmmmm.... andd......karadiiiiii.....ewwww! it reminds me of the karadi k pona sound...anyways cut the frog! lets move on!
Dei naatha naaye...naalu maasathuku orudhadava is ok....
Dei bhekandi......maasathuku oru dhadava podhum...
Rei poramboka...rendu vaaraniki okka saari chaalu...
the hell with you! I am not going to cooperate this time!
For the confused and feelings challenged people...the above four lines were the mind voice of our Honda Civic!
And...yes...you guyz might have guessed by now...our car stopped! What happened next will be summarized next...(or will be explained in full..for missing details call me...i will give you a live feelings demonstration....not for the weak organ-ed people, aplease-aaaa)

Kayal did a jagadameee (or for the illad folks yudhaameeee) with her purse....she had all the kuppa cards except the AAA membership....kruthagnathalu to her name, the customer care had hard time finding her in the system...somehow found.....towed the car to Baltimore...ahem...Bakersfield...mechanic mama over the phone (at around 1:30PM) asked us keep the car outside his garage and throw the keys inside, and said he will have a look at it early on Monday (btw all this happened on Saturday, and mama's garage closes at around 1 or 2PM)...we reached at 2:45 PM and mama was closing the shutter...garaged the car in a one range "safe" area at 3:00 PM....had to room potu yosichify what to do next...so we had to find a room to put the room. Pakathula there was a McD...yayyy, we dragged our suitcase and few jolna pais and entered the McD. There was a 100% intersection both in our appearance and what we ordered at that place with the homeless people around-our getup was like the deepika padukone song...some pichakari nu song irukku la..and we ordered a coke! :D

Booked stay in the extended stay america with no idea of how long the stay would be.....went to a mall...the forever21 was bigger than all the forever21s in San Diego put together...one creepy dude followed us in the mall...we intelligently escaped by using the following idea-about turn, walk thish side, walk that shide, stare at cute doggie bums, etc, etc. Watched the spider movie in the mall. Middle of the movie, seruppuda.....naatham...one akka put her naaring leg onto the chair beside me! whattey loveliness, and akka was wearing cooling glasses in the thater....well, nice movie though. liked wonderwoman better. Namma friendly neighborhood spiderman dhane, adhan got more ratings, otherwise gadot akka was awesomee!

Monday came....we were one range waiting for the mechanic mama to tell what the issue was..so that we can make plans for the week...11 ku check out...Mama did not call till 10:30....what to do??? if Mama doesn't call us...should we check out and go out in search of something we don't know what we are searching for...place to stay? mall to roam??...no idea! We however, had the following case study study the previous night....

Case 1: Car will be returned on Thursday
Options:
aaaa) ante amalaapuram.....cha matter ku vaada! ok..take bus and come back to San Deigo. Saturday...me like a dubuk fellow will come in a train to Bakersfield and take the car and come back to San Diego before night!
baaa) there is no baaa for this case!
Case 2: Car will be returned on Monday evening itself
aaaa) yayyyyy....jump in the air..turn around...beep beeep! roamify in the mall...come back to the garage and take the car and back...aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) again no baaa for this case!
Case 3: Car will be returned on Tuesday.
aaaa) take rental, suthify the seqoooyaaa, stay night in some place...or camp somewhere with the karadi and suthify the mall on tuesday, watch baby driver and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) roam in the mall, kottify good food, stay in a hotel, take the car next day and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!

We finally called the mama at 10:45 and guess what?!!
Unne koduma padithinadhu poodhum...naal ozhunga vela panren!
Ninnu torchure chesindhi chaalu...neenu manchiga panichesthale!
again..mind voice of our car!
the mechanic mama said that our car is awesome and there is nothing wrong with the car!

We uber-ed to the auto mechanic and took our car. Mama said...road la engavadhu car puttuukichuna..just wait for 30 min and then start and go! Whattey strategy! Mama didn't want to charge us, as he could not find any problem in the car. But, we paid him the quoted amount based on some naansense old proverb (which is so old that someone might have put that in bogi manta by now!) and aa aa aaaaa aaaa -ed back to San Diego!

Thish time...max speed limit 65mph na aa() that speed we maintained!

hashtag...gethu trip!
-the one and only

S for sundar and S for research scholar!

TO THE PERSON CONCERNED

Viewing of the following is considered ethical in the laboratory. Contents other than this will be secretly captured using our low quality NIKON HDD 7 year old camera and broadcasted over the IISc network and special mail will be sent to the corresponding regional association and the same will be gifted to the associated professor (in CD format with a backup DVD in case the CD acts weirdly) along with the traditional beetle leaf.

•  All videos that doesn’t require a signin in www.YOUtube.com.
• Movies with a story line that can be read as a bed time story to a 5 year old INDIAN kid.(please note the stress on the word “Indian”).
• Movies with a pleasant background score (so that if the volume is high, the neighbor also can enjoy the music).
• Any movie downloaded from the server 10.32.33.12 shall be “highlight viewed” by anyone of our correspondent in the research room.

If the movie doesn’t fall under the above category, please do the following James bond number of steps.

1. Secretly open the video (this requires some skill, especially if everyone has access to the content being displayed on your monitor).
2. Copy the video link (Crtl C).
3. Paste it in www.keepvid.com (Crtl V).
4. Run the java application (Press Yes).
5. Download the link (Click on the link, preferably 480p mp4 format).
6. Copy onto any mass storage device (preferably pen drive with 8GB capacity).
7. Go home and watch (Bike can reach you quickly).

LOOPHOLES WILL BE COVERED AS AND WHEN REQUIRED/FOUND.

                                               

Research scholars

For the bulbing readers, i do silent 'research' and hence S for research scholar!

-Sundar

manishi brathuku inthae...manasu gathi inthaee!

since the regular reader of this blog got engaged, i think i am writing this one to read it myself once in a while. so as usual u can look forward for lot of naansense! :D
there was a blog saved in my Desktop Documents on Desktop...thought for exactly 11 seconds and decided to replace that blog with this one...for the over enthu-ed useless reader...dont worry i shall post that mokka blog also in some time. plj see this first! (to understand the title..for the feelings challenged ppl)

but now lets concentrate on this one! enuf of unncessary lacha!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!

melcowe to tanishq!

I have two words for ya!

and now i unfortunately have a bhek friend who thought she wish she could fly...
and claims that she actually flew once! :O

Buffalo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358654/The-worlds-biggest-family-Ziona-Chan-39-wives-94-children-33-grandchildren.html

Me: ya

38 more to go

Buffalo: ooooh aaaaah
Me: govinda govinda

take me higher govindaa

Buffalo: i believe i can fly

Me: sutham!

newton would surely commit suicide!

trust me

he would surely cry out

earth sucks!

Buffalo:LLAI

LLAI

luzo!

LLAI

naam hai teraa teraaaa :O
naam hai teraa teraaaa :?
naam hai teraa teraaaa :mm
naam hai teraa teraaaa :blush
naam hai teraa teraaaa :thu

-eeeeee51Sundar

whats my naimmee?? whats my naimeee?? whats my naaaiiimee??? my name is.....

ello junta...come put ur hands and legs together and clap like this
(watch from 1:11:20 - 1:11:25)
its time for celebrations...golden jubilee seminar hall blog!
for every department there is a naansense GJ hall...andha effect dhan idhu!the mega keen mokka readers might have noticed that this is just my 49th blog on paper
(i mean on this MOKKA site), but there was a blog buster blog "Phallow HP the PP" which
got deleted accidentally :( so we'll have 2 GJ celebrations!
does this explain the GJ Hall fundaa?? i dint understand this either..so just cut the frog or
bite the bun!whatever!
long long ago i had this conversation with a special person, i am blushing! :D
so thought this would make a perfect 50th blog!

11:52 AM
Muniyamma: paathuten ....chammatha irukkae
infact konjam white ayta madhiri irukka
any secret??
illa photoshop warak aa?
;)
11:53 AM
me: cha cha i am fair u know!
due to the sun my image got darkened
avalavudhan
:blush
thats y my name sun darr!! i am scared of sun
:waa
11:54 AM
Muniyamma: andavaaaaaaaa
go write the name reasoning in ur blog
it is mokkai enuff
me: actually a good topic!


now! people (with the gokri macha effect) no tensions!
get back to whatever naansense u were doing!
i successfully wasted ur 5 mins!

long time no write

-Street Captain Sundar

For the readers info, here is the 'cute' pic! :D

Sundar's 4 laws of past/present/post teenage

theesko...just take it!

1. ee vayasulo pandhi pilla kooda figure laaga kanipisthundhi!
(for the gult challanged ppl...in this age even a piglet will appear as a figure)
2. ppl who claim they are busy are either really busy ground-nutting or busy doing NOTHING!
3. u'll never say everything that u know!
4. (the third law!)


neeyum kadavul illa ..naanum kadavul illa...aana namma ullu kulla irukardu dhaan kadavul....idu anda kadavul ku dhaan theriyumm...idu enakkum theriyum...hence Naan Kadavul - balli

u aren't god ..me also not a god...but god is within us....this only god knows...i know this...hence I AM GOD - lizard


-Sundar

photo peeks it all!!

ack: 'our' sandy!

Yeiii aatha aathoramaa vaariyaa????

this is the first time i am actually writing a blog directly in the "new blog" page! for confused people, i usually type it in notepad and then copy paste that here, (u ppl shud learn how to waste the minutest of a minute! )
today we had a genTHU (gen+enthu=genTHU, erumai maadu samasamu) discuxion regarding power cut!
while walking to the mess, suddenly campus la power cut, are some timepass terrorists going to attack IISc??
actually whats the use of them attacking the institute. as far as minimum common sense is concerned, they attack the most crowded places! i will tell you some reasons why IISc is a safe place!
1) Physics department, magical maze, u enter from one door ..that door leads to many doors, the naansense is that that is the only door which is the entry and exit! so if the terrr plant the bomb in this department, 100% sure he also "in the airrrrrrrrrrr"
2) Physical Chemisty departments, can a human being resist the fragrance of those labs??? atleast i cant! and moreover professional terrorists wear the masks, so b4 placing the bomb itself, he'll die of suffocation!
3) "Library me bomb blast!! 3243 books partially burnt" will be the head lines if they plan for an explosion in library! :D
4) Engineering departments are far far away from the entrance, anyways they'll be disappointed to see no one in the departments so they wont take the risk of attacking any engineering division.
5) The diro,registrar and co dont know what they would be doing or where they would be staying at any point of time...so no point in targeting them!
6) "Prakruthi","T-board" and "gymcafe" are the places where u can find many ppl..but after so many disappointments and no proper food in the mess, the terrorists would want to have some thing here...so on some idiotic proverb basis, they will not destroy these two+one=three places!
7) No temples in the campus..and there is one hanuman temple outside the campus. how will a bachelor help in love matters! u tell me! (terrorist gets mentally upset).
8) No steps to climb the clock tower..so he cant climb and commit suicide here! :(
9) Students in IISc have more hair and beard and the girls here are stronger than men (physically and mentally) so no one would try a "human bomb" concept! :P
10) U need to be qualified in any of the following examinations to enter the campus! :P
GATE,IISc entrance, CSIR etc.,
11) After seeing the fightings between prof and student, they'll think that killing them will only make them happy..let them fight like this only! haaannn!! :calm

readers are requested to vijit the campus and personally verify the details (in case of disagreement).

and...andha paatu sema kuttha irukku!!!

Whattey League! Hurryyyy!

Indian premier league..the craze of indian youth, not because tendulkar is playing well or yusuf and symonds are small baby like fighting..it is because raj and bal aren't taking the cheerleader issue seriously and are actually enjoying watching them dance! :P without any dress constraints! :D(no dividing and ruling this statement please)
flash news says that IPL is next to NBA in salaries! :O
btw why did hockey become out national game..was it because we won one hockey world cup and so self declared it as a national game? :O
anyways lite take, let us not bother about that!
since there are lot of companies that are unable to save money and are sponsoring naansense ppl, we thought of a brilliant idea of starting the same and generate revenue for out future plans..lot of plans....start a company/do post doc/go to pandora/world tour/....!
we have gained confidence and support from out RPL (R-Block Premier League) and emathified one person that we would be taking over zimbabwe the next year!
now we are planning for Bangalore Premier League or Bengaluru Godavalu Prathyaksha Prasaram! (IPL la fightings dhane happening..so feelings true translation).
The teams were formed and we are waiting for the sponsors to sponz the teams!
1. Yeshwanthput Night Riders
2. Majestic Super Queens
3. Mathikere Manga's
4. Jayanagar Gaints
5. Koramangala Korangi's
6. Malleshwaram Marams
7. Electronic Elichavaays
8. Garuda Govinda's
9. Mantri Mall Monkeys
10. Hebbal Azhagi's
11. IISc Goyyalaka's
the rules are simple..
a) each team consists of 8 players+3 subs (there is only one sub in r10d nu mokka podaadhinga :x)+ 1 ball boy+ no coach(dhanda soru).
b) no kannada actor should own any team( we respect the feelings of human beings, poster laye paaka mudiyaadhu...idhula live telecast na lot of social issues will arise..these shall not be discussed here, the readers are requested to send in personal mails to know more abt these).
c) buying of players are subject to terms and conditions which shall be disclosed once the owners identify themselves (gen enthu venum na...i can say that no owner is allowed to buy for more than 36 Cr).
d) owners shall get their own cheerleaders(non-indians)...srilanka and pakisthan bhi chaltha hai).
e) all matches shall be played in IISc, with an option of whether the teams will play cricket or football depending upon toss and the availability of ground.(we encourage all sports). Roulette wheel based game decisions are under consideration with cricket,football,volleyball,gilli-danda,goli,carrom,chess,throwball,wrestle mania as potential games.
f) regarding the players, 2 gults+2 illads+1 kannadiga+1 mallu+1 marathi+2 rajasthani's (insti quota)+some time pass 2 General category + 1 STD as a ball boy.(no bosho bosho bongs please)

the remaining rules and regulations shall be posted in next to next to next blog...or may not be posted at all..after all this is my blog! democracy! :P thats all for now...thank you for tuning in! now get lost!

for streetguyz
Dr. Sundar! (year 2013)

Mugguru Bevarsegaallu!!- 3 idiots-true translation!

someone said it is a make of the book 5. someone! I am not going to discuss about that as i haven't read that mokka book.
"Hey i am going to urvashi theatre this sunday to watch avatar!" said one of my friends last friday,by the time i decided to watch the movie, the tickets got over! so with the intention of watching some movie, i went to the first day 3rd show of the movie......yess...some of the readers are right! The wild Hunter- Vettaikaaran! Ilaya Dalapathi...Jindabaad!
Booked tickets for Avatar movie! great success..u know i have the freedom to go to the movies even on weekdays! democracy--as i say!
Monday gone...we were with one range enthusiasm to watch the first 3D movie of our life! :hee
Lot of mokka discussions between us...
shud wear our regular specs while watching the movie?
Is it Ok if we sit in the first row?? will it make any difference??
What is the material of construction of the specs?
Can we start a 3D company for making specs?
and lot more of these....
The day before the day, one of the persons backs out!
next.....pressure builds upon...what to do????
finallyu....convinced a girl for the movie...
was a bit of hardwork, but never mind it!!
11 PM chai session...very quick discussion reg the movie
nite 12 over! show day came (wednesday!! hurray!!)
wednesday morning 1:20 AM, i took out the ticket and started to get back to room. Just before leaving the lab, uncle wanted to have a look at the ticket! He saw and was silent! Next the bhek mahesh saw the ticket and he also kept quite! I saw the ticket and asked y they are quite! They shouted at me saying that 22nd was the show date...
Me: "so what??....wait....what is today???(in the literal sense...not the concept that only when u sleep and wake up u feel u are into the next day)".
I then took out my Eeeeeeeee51 and convinced myself that the day we had the mokka discussion was the day we were supposed to clear all our doubts regarding the 3D glasses! :P

hmph! what a dayy!!

1. one person backing out for the movie that we already missed.
2. nite 11 ku convincing a person to come for the movie the next day..and that too morning!
3. I booked 5 tickets, one ticket i booked for a person without even informing that we are going for the movie.
4. i sent the details of the tickets to the remaining two fellows who dint even bother to go thru' it.
5. 1000 tickets + convinience charge 75 bokka!

And so the kartha KARMA and kriya for what ever happened were we the 3 idiots! The KING being THE proud leader!!