20121009

utthhamam dhadhadhhaatha paadham!

long long ago...so long ago..i know exactly when this happened!
sometime in december 2009 when the rains were at its peak and the chennai weather as hot as sun...(shabash...whattey poetry :D)
the planetary system seemed to have some mokkai problem i guess! anyways lets get back to this system later..
now i was in chennai that time..after a jumbo nightout, i went to take bath!
in the middle of the 'great bath' in the bath room, one fellow started banging at the door..i was like...devudaaaa...what!?!
i asked what the problem was? and he said something..
i could remotely relate it with some specs!
so i searched in the bathroom for a some glasses...when i couldn't find, i told him that i'll come out in 5 min and he can come in and search!
now after may be 6.2 mins i came out and asked him to go in..
all of a sudden this guy asks me abt my date of birth!

Me: 23rd July
He: and year??
Me: 1985
He: star?
Me: hastha
He: rasi?
Me: kanya
He: see...u know what...this is not a good year for you!!

what??? this is december and in another 1 week next year is going to come and this guy all of a sudden says that this is not a good year for me?!?!
actually this has been the most productive year for me..i even got a girl friend this year! (blush)..ooh sorry the next year! 

He: see you know..now jupiter and saturn are not in the right positions for u...there is a problem between rahu and kethu..and hence..adhu tamil la solluvaangale..dhrishti pattudum...andhamaadhiri nadakum ungalaku...edhukkum jagrathiya irunga! if u travel out some accident might happen!

He: parunga..ippo kooda unknowlingly ennoda kai pattu unga spec kela vizhundhu odanjipochi! everything happens for a reason!

ennadhu?!?!?! ennoda spec odanjipochaa?? and the reason for it is that this jupiter kuttan, saturn kuttan, rahu and kethu fellows are not roaming properly-aaa??

deiiii...ennada comedy idhu...
he could have told that it was a mistake and unknowingly his hand hit the specs and it fell down and broke! naansense! 
specs ponadhu vida ivanoda explanation ennala thaangika mudiyala!:(

may be someday ppl might pay nasa to send some sort of robotic voyager XOY zeta diode IV to change the alignment of planets so as to change their planetary..no no their fate!
godspeed sun!
true story!

-Street Sundar