utthhamam dhadhadhhaatha paadham!

long long ago...so long ago..i know exactly when this happened!

sometime in december 2009 when the rains were at its peak and the chennai weather as hot as sun...(shabash...whattey poetry :D)

the planetary system seemed to have some mokkai problem i guess! anyways lets get back to this system later..

now i was in chennai that time..after a jumbo nightout, i went to take bath!

in the middle of the 'great bath' in the bath room, one fellow started banging at the door..i was like...devudaaaa...what!?!

i asked what the problem was? and he said something..

i could remotely relate it with some specs!

so i searched in the bathroom for a some glasses...when i couldn't find, i told him that i'll come out in 5 min and he can come in and search!

now after may be 6.2 mins i came out and asked him to go in..

all of a sudden this guy asks me abt my date of birth!

Me: 23rd July

He: and year??

Me: 1985

He: star?

Me: hastha

He: rasi?

Me: kanya

He: see...u know what...this is not a good year for you!!

what??? this is december and in another 1 week next year is going to come and this guy all of a sudden says that this is not a good year for me?!?!

actually this has been the most productive year for me..i even got a girl friend this year! (blush)..ooh sorry the next year! 

He: see you know..now jupiter and saturn are not in the right positions for u...there is a problem between rahu and kethu..and hence..adhu tamil la solluvaangale..dhrishti pattudum...andhamaadhiri nadakum ungalaku...edhukkum jagrathiya irunga! if u travel out some accident might happen!

He: parunga..ippo kooda unknowlingly ennoda kai pattu unga spec kela vizhundhu odanjipochi! everything happens for a reason!

ennadhu?!?!?! ennoda spec odanjipochaa?? and the reason for it is that this jupiter kuttan, saturn kuttan, rahu and kethu fellows are not roaming properly-aaa??

deiiii...ennada comedy idhu...

he could have told that it was a mistake and unknowingly his hand hit the specs and it fell down and broke! naansense! 

specs ponadhu vida ivanoda explanation ennala thaangika mudiyala!:(

may be someday ppl might pay nasa to send some sort of robotic voyager XOY zeta diode IV to change the alignment of planets so as to change their planetary..no no their fate!

godspeed sun!

true story!

-Street Sundar

anjaleee!!

Me: ava enna enna thedi vandha anjala
ava neratha paathu sevakkum sevakkum veththala
ava azhaga solla vaartha kooda paththala
ada ippo ippo enakku venum anjala
ava illa illa neruppu thane nenjilaa...

My Prof: Ozhunga research vela paaruda bemani!

Sundar's 4 laws of past/present/post teenage

theesko...just take it!

1. ee vayasulo pandhi pilla kooda figure laaga kanipisthundhi!
(for the gult challanged ppl...in this age even a piglet will appear as a figure)
2. ppl who claim they are busy are either really busy ground-nutting or busy doing NOTHING!
3. u'll never say everything that u know!
4. (the third law!)


neeyum kadavul illa ..naanum kadavul illa...aana namma ullu kulla irukardu dhaan kadavul....idu anda kadavul ku dhaan theriyumm...idu enakkum theriyum...hence Naan Kadavul - balli

u aren't god ..me also not a god...but god is within us....this only god knows...i know this...hence I AM GOD - lizard


-Sundar

Some thadi moments-just wet it baby!

students symposium last day...actually the sym was for two days! we group of naansense ppl fictitious round tabled the food court(outside the dept gen enthu buffffeeeee!) and started the chai-ing session! i dont remember the () discussion, but most of us were fall fall and laughing! the chairman enter the dragon...and asked
"which one is better?? second or third??"
and me like a bhek fellow showed the t-cup and said "T??" his face became small!!
all my labmates disowned me..koi bhi idhar dhek nahi raha hai...sab idhar udhar dhekne lage! :(
some of them paka paka laughed i suppose! :D
after that the chairman made it explicit..."i am talking about the symposium"..
he looked at me and said "did u get it now??"
Me: "yess sirrr"


this happened in the "sing the song" session of my labmate!
she as usual one range sang the song and we clap ittt!!
after the program i saw my labmate writing something in an elderly person's notebook.
she actually wrote her email id in that book...
in the flow...
i came and stretched my hand and asked my labmate for an autograph!
that elderly person thought-these guyz think that i am taking autograph from their labmate?!
and said with a ego-irritated expression
"me autograph nahi le raha hoon..uskeliye bahut time hai!"
is it wrong if a professional singer takes autograph from a less professional singer?? i dont know!!


some colloquium in the department!
me as usual went for the OC chai and biscuits! less ppl came so no tensions got a lot of biscuits! :D
colloquium was supposed to start at 11:00 AM. we came into the hall after having the snacks b4 11. Professor asked what time it was; i replied 3 more minutes sir!! did i say something that shudn't have been said?? anyways...the ppl waited for 1 min...sir came next to me and dheked my watch. 2 more minutes! :D (i dint say this ..please aaaa)
he waited for one more minute....saw me and said "can we start now sir??" i thought of saying one more minute sir! but u know what...the elderly person in the second paragraph is this professors wife...adhan intelligently kept quiet!!
vayasaana kaalathule y damage the couple...u tell me! :D


Atleast the readers aren't disowning me!
the reason: ifstlto