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Yeiii aatha aathoramaa vaariyaa????

this is the first time i am actually writing a blog directly in the "new blog" page! for confused people, i usually type it in notepad and then copy paste that here, (u ppl shud learn how to waste the minutest of a minute! )
today we had a genTHU (gen+enthu=genTHU, erumai maadu samasamu) discuxion regarding power cut!
while walking to the mess, suddenly campus la power cut, are some timepass terrorists going to attack IISc??
actually whats the use of them attacking the institute. as far as minimum common sense is concerned, they attack the most crowded places! i will tell you some reasons why IISc is a safe place!
1) Physics department, magical maze, u enter from one door ..that door leads to many doors, the naansense is that that is the only door which is the entry and exit! so if the terrr plant the bomb in this department, 100% sure he also "in the airrrrrrrrrrr"
2) Physical Chemisty departments, can a human being resist the fragrance of those labs??? atleast i cant! and moreover professional terrorists wear the masks, so b4 placing the bomb itself, he'll die of suffocation!
3) "Library me bomb blast!! 3243 books partially burnt" will be the head lines if they plan for an explosion in library! :D
4) Engineering departments are far far away from the entrance, anyways they'll be disappointed to see no one in the departments so they wont take the risk of attacking any engineering division.
5) The diro,registrar and co dont know what they would be doing or where they would be staying at any point of time...so no point in targeting them!
6) "Prakruthi","T-board" and "gymcafe" are the places where u can find many ppl..but after so many disappointments and no proper food in the mess, the terrorists would want to have some thing here...so on some idiotic proverb basis, they will not destroy these two+one=three places!
7) No temples in the campus..and there is one hanuman temple outside the campus. how will a bachelor help in love matters! u tell me! (terrorist gets mentally upset).
8) No steps to climb the clock tower..so he cant climb and commit suicide here! :(
9) Students in IISc have more hair and beard and the girls here are stronger than men (physically and mentally) so no one would try a "human bomb" concept! :P
10) U need to be qualified in any of the following examinations to enter the campus! :P
GATE,IISc entrance, CSIR etc.,
11) After seeing the fightings between prof and student, they'll think that killing them will only make them happy..let them fight like this only! haaannn!! :calm

readers are requested to vijit the campus and personally verify the details (in case of disagreement).

and...andha paatu sema kuttha irukku!!!

8 comments:

  1. Best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. The best one :"Physics department, magical maze, u enter from one door ..that door leads to many doors, the naansense is that that is the only door which is the entry and exit! so if the terrr plant the bomb in this department, 100% sure he also "in the airrrrrrrrrrr""
    hahahahahahaha !!!

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  5. nee blog bagane... hain.. (i dont know whats the translation of hain in telugu). i liked the pointwise discussion.. and agree wid all points. One more point to add... (another feather in the cap... another brick in the wall...) - If a terrorist comes near E block, people are so aggressive that they are ready to kill anybody supposing that he is responsible for their condition. Even if they injure him, there is a strong possibility that he wud die bcz of the obvious reason... the reason is ... he wud be admitted to the health centre

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  6. "nee blog bagane undhi"
    and ya..thank u for that another eeka! :D

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  7. thala... pinniteenga...good post.. but for a moment after reading the title, i thought you were going to brag about our excellent dance skills !!!

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  8. coming shorting to u at ur nearest desktop/laptop/ whatever top! :D

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