ennadi muniyamma ur eye le eyetex...who give eyetex? this OC la vandha eyetex...nee front lae pona, me back la escapee

hmm...lot of marriages happening now a days! after 4 years may be my marriage will be
referred to as "Dr Sundar uncles" wedding by the children of my friends.
IISc girls whom we sight adichify are also getting married...so just like the c coding, my
life has become a d coding
for d = 1 to infinity
d=d-1
end
d means darling!
we have started a tradition of calling ppl with their name and adding a suffix 'd' in
order to partially escape from the thuppals! like.. md means muniyamma darling! :D
we had a lot of confusion and then tried adding department as a prefix so as to avoid the dual muniyamma confusion! all the alphabets are full now...we are now in search of ud wd xd,yd and zd!
I demand the readers help!! :D

*ing : Prabhu Deva, Ashima

Prabhu deva is a one range poor boy who is looked after by people of a small village. some mokka in the middle..and next our prabhu plans to suttify the money of rich people and give it to people in need.He uses the concept of allauddin and the magic lamp. All people write their problems in a small chit and drop it in a box, our hero tells them that he has a magic lamp and convinces them that the genie will solve their problems.This is the main theme,and as usual he falls in love with a girl who is somehow related to the villain and then some tragedy,sufferings, punch dialogues, THE END(I think a happy one).

*ing : Rajini, Shriya

The BOSS starts off by trying to do good things, as usual gets into deep trouble and used the one rupee coin to get back his property and suttifies the black money of the rich people and uses it to build different CIVIL structures so as to provide education and employment to poor people.Some masala and love story in between...birth right of tamil industry! :D

*ing : Vikram, Sadaf

Multiple personality disorder, the hero matrixes with villain(s) and kills them.In the end he'll be given some treatment and both of them (vikki and sada) travel in a train. Here the movie ends saying that he has not changed his character and continues to destroy people who commit mistakes.

I think you people have got an idea of the three movies above. Now please read the bold lines once again...are you done???? ()jacktly you are right..that makes a new movie.

The basic chit idea is from "Allauddin", the money for helping is got through "Sivaji"-The Boss's idea. you might be wondering y is the anniyan movie included?? Ya that is the ending, our hero gets transfered to some other chom place and he reads the hindi chits and says to himself that he has to start the matter again. That effectively means that the story is incomplete..its just a time pass of 3:30 hrs :x with no conclusions!

I strongly feel that the directors of Sivaji,Thoranai and this movie have a competition among themselves..."who can show shriya better??!!" naansense this should be given first prize! :P I donno if shakira's hips lie or not, but definitely shriya's hip is a fraud...total lies! :calm

The songs and vadivels comedy only add to the time and has nothing to do with entertainment. I appreciate the last villain..he has an item song to his name( does item song add power to a villain ??). Miss ITEM's last song is good..ofcourse after watching 3 hrs of this movie you will surely like this song ;)).."My name is meenakumari, i am from kanyakumari...."

One good point is that everything is made clear..i mean if the CBI enters the office and if no one is there, "SATURDAY" is displayed at the bottom right of the screen and the hero's flying effect is explained by the pulley and rope technology!

I think you have guessed the movie.

Finally the punch line: Mokkasamy-sema kadi!

Loveria and/or Love Flu

1) Whenever you come online, u stay invisible all the time!
2) Once in a while you say the punch dialogue "machi ellarum enna marandhutanga da :(...no one calls me!!"
3) You write any competitive exam atleast 2 times! :P
4) You hate the place where you stay, but you love your job and company.
5) Constant Question:why did you call her/him and y not me??

This is an open source...additions are melcow!

ayyo swine flu....ayyo swine flu!!!

i pity the "swine flu" flu!!! paavam ppl keep all sorts of funky names to it...
yeii i got swine flu....sounds normal..but
heyyy i got H1N1...

greattt...congratsss machi!!!
clap clap clap!!

yesterday we had a kutti lacha session in the mess (ofcourse with the other mokka street guyz).
The topic is "how to escape from swine flu?"
the 'knowledge transfer' goes like this...

Lighthouse :machi i have planned to stich a mask for myself da..
Me: deiii...i'll join you..we shall stich and sell them in the campus.
Sushant:Dont use black colour...i dont wear black...
Selambals:eeeyyy enna wine pathi pesitu irukkenga...
Lighthouse: budhi enga poogudhu paaru..kudigaara naayee..."swine flu" pathi pesitu irukkom da ______!!
Me: oru vela swine flu ku alcohol na allergy aa irukkumoo???
Lighthouse:machi..nambu technical aa pesuvom...swine flu is allergic to C2H5OH!!
Sushant:we'll have the IISc logo printed on the mask!!
Lighthouse: and we'll say..u can get any number printed on the mask...
Selambals:deii...keela C-Mess nu poduvomlaaaaaa
Lighthouse and Me : Podaaaa _________
Lighthouse: machi..naan andha swine flu ooda family head ae kooptu warning kudakalaam nu nenachitu irukken..unga pasanga seriya behave pannamaatengurangunu...nee enna feel panre??
Everyone:what an idea sirji!!
Selambals:deii...outside bangalore, oru board poduvom.."no entry for swine flu" nu
Me:Ada cha...language problem da...adhukku enna language theriyumo eppidi therinjikardhu...
Lighthouse:aaama periyya language...ellam language la poduvom...andha family la edhavadhu padicha flu irukkama pooguma!

ayyo swine flu...ayyo swine flu!!!
i dont think "swine flu" flu will attack us after reading this blog!! :D