We were in the car, and driving like aa aa aaaaa aaaa....Nooooo not like aeae aeae aeaeaeeee aeeeee, you bhek fellows! Like this (0.28-0.34)...aa aa aaaaa aaaa! ya thats right!
That night we thought we were going to be kidnapped, and our kidney sold for couple of rupees. Ya I know, mine is not one among the rich nutrition-ed kidney type! The hotel was one of the creepiest, and empty! even the reception mama was absent..."come to room 119" was the notice at the reception. Actually, we drove right into the reception...like the McD drive in :D
It was not a reception actually....something like a dhondi in the wall. We went in search of the room. There, near an empty pool, there were 3 mamas. I could smell Baltimore in them :D ya just weeed it baby! We then went to the reception..and he opened a door for us..the room was 1mx1m and 0.5 m was covered with recyclable (I think so...) boxes. We set foot inside and to our left was a big window of a 1.5mx1.5m room. The mama was on the other side of the window...now you Indians...you guyz know how to buy ticket from the railway counter la...idhu () the same two-room concept..except that our standing room was very less..I know none of you understood anything....mission accomplished!
We got the key and the mama accompanied us to the room, on the way he said that we were the last and the only customer for that night...yayyyy!! awesomeee! Mama made sure that the K is clean and the AC was working..all izz well! we slepted and woked up the next day. Let's not get into much details till we had our breakfast and hit the road back! we were actually going to camp in the wilderness and share our tent and food with a samskaari elugubanti! It's been so long since I used that name..elugubanti...bear sounds cute..no matter which language you use...lets c...bear, panda bear, polar bear, oso, Bjorn, Xiong, hmmmm.... andd......karadiiiiii.....ewwww! it reminds me of the karadi k pona sound...anyways cut the frog! lets move on!
Dei naatha naaye...naalu maasathuku orudhadava is ok....
Dei bhekandi......maasathuku oru dhadava podhum...
Rei poramboka...rendu vaaraniki okka saari chaalu...
the hell with you! I am not going to cooperate this time!
For the confused and feelings challenged people...the above four lines were the mind voice of our Honda Civic!
And...yes...you guyz might have guessed by now...our car stopped! What happened next will be summarized next...(or will be explained in full..for missing details call me...i will give you a live feelings demonstration....not for the weak organ-ed people, aplease-aaaa)
Kayal did a jagadameee (or for the illad folks yudhaameeee) with her purse....she had all the kuppa cards except the AAA membership....kruthagnathalu to her name, the customer care had hard time finding her in the system...somehow found.....towed the car to Baltimore...ahem...Bakersfield...mechanic mama over the phone (at around 1:30PM) asked us keep the car outside his garage and throw the keys inside, and said he will have a look at it early on Monday (btw all this happened on Saturday, and mama's garage closes at around 1 or 2PM)...we reached at 2:45 PM and mama was closing the shutter...garaged the car in a one range "safe" area at 3:00 PM....had to room potu yosichify what to do next...so we had to find a room to put the room. Pakathula there was a McD...yayyy, we dragged our suitcase and few jolna pais and entered the McD. There was a 100% intersection both in our appearance and what we ordered at that place with the homeless people around-our getup was like the deepika padukone song...some pichakari nu song irukku la..and we ordered a coke! :D
Booked stay in the extended stay america with no idea of how long the stay would be.....went to a mall...the forever21 was bigger than all the forever21s in San Diego put together...one creepy dude followed us in the mall...we intelligently escaped by using the following idea-about turn, walk thish side, walk that shide, stare at cute doggie bums, etc, etc. Watched the spider movie in the mall. Middle of the movie, seruppuda.....naatham...one akka put her naaring leg onto the chair beside me! whattey loveliness, and akka was wearing cooling glasses in the thater....well, nice movie though. liked wonderwoman better. Namma friendly neighborhood spiderman dhane, adhan got more ratings, otherwise gadot akka was awesomee!
Monday came....we were one range waiting for the mechanic mama to tell what the issue was..so that we can make plans for the week...11 ku check out...Mama did not call till 10:30....what to do??? if Mama doesn't call us...should we check out and go out in search of something we don't know what we are searching for...place to stay? mall to roam??...no idea! We however, had the following case study study the previous night....
Case 1: Car will be returned on Thursday
Options:
aaaa) ante amalaapuram.....cha matter ku vaada! ok..take bus and come back to San Deigo. Saturday...me like a dubuk fellow will come in a train to Bakersfield and take the car and come back to San Diego before night!
baaa) there is no baaa for this case!
Case 2: Car will be returned on Monday evening itself
aaaa) yayyyyy....jump in the air..turn around...beep beeep! roamify in the mall...come back to the garage and take the car and back...aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) again no baaa for this case!
Case 3: Car will be returned on Tuesday.
aaaa) take rental, suthify the seqoooyaaa, stay night in some place...or camp somewhere with the karadi and suthify the mall on tuesday, watch baby driver and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) roam in the mall, kottify good food, stay in a hotel, take the car next day and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
We finally called the mama at 10:45 and guess what?!!
Unne koduma padithinadhu poodhum...naal ozhunga vela panren!
Ninnu torchure chesindhi chaalu...neenu manchiga panichesthale!
again..mind voice of our car!
the mechanic mama said that our car is awesome and there is nothing wrong with the car!
We uber-ed to the auto mechanic and took our car. Mama said...road la engavadhu car puttuukichuna..just wait for 30 min and then start and go! Whattey strategy! Mama didn't want to charge us, as he could not find any problem in the car. But, we paid him the quoted amount based on some naansense old proverb (which is so old that someone might have put that in bogi manta by now!) and aa aa aaaaa aaaa -ed back to San Diego!
Thish time...max speed limit 65mph na aa() that speed we maintained!
hashtag...gethu trip!
-the one and only
That night we thought we were going to be kidnapped, and our kidney sold for couple of rupees. Ya I know, mine is not one among the rich nutrition-ed kidney type! The hotel was one of the creepiest, and empty! even the reception mama was absent..."come to room 119" was the notice at the reception. Actually, we drove right into the reception...like the McD drive in :D
It was not a reception actually....something like a dhondi in the wall. We went in search of the room. There, near an empty pool, there were 3 mamas. I could smell Baltimore in them :D ya just weeed it baby! We then went to the reception..and he opened a door for us..the room was 1mx1m and 0.5 m was covered with recyclable (I think so...) boxes. We set foot inside and to our left was a big window of a 1.5mx1.5m room. The mama was on the other side of the window...now you Indians...you guyz know how to buy ticket from the railway counter la...idhu () the same two-room concept..except that our standing room was very less..I know none of you understood anything....mission accomplished!
We got the key and the mama accompanied us to the room, on the way he said that we were the last and the only customer for that night...yayyyy!! awesomeee! Mama made sure that the K is clean and the AC was working..all izz well! we slepted and woked up the next day. Let's not get into much details till we had our breakfast and hit the road back! we were actually going to camp in the wilderness and share our tent and food with a samskaari elugubanti! It's been so long since I used that name..elugubanti...bear sounds cute..no matter which language you use...lets c...bear, panda bear, polar bear, oso, Bjorn, Xiong, hmmmm.... andd......karadiiiiii.....ewwww! it reminds me of the karadi k pona sound...anyways cut the frog! lets move on!
Dei naatha naaye...naalu maasathuku orudhadava is ok....
Dei bhekandi......maasathuku oru dhadava podhum...
Rei poramboka...rendu vaaraniki okka saari chaalu...
the hell with you! I am not going to cooperate this time!
For the confused and feelings challenged people...the above four lines were the mind voice of our Honda Civic!
And...yes...you guyz might have guessed by now...our car stopped! What happened next will be summarized next...(or will be explained in full..for missing details call me...i will give you a live feelings demonstration....not for the weak organ-ed people, aplease-aaaa)
Kayal did a jagadameee (or for the illad folks yudhaameeee) with her purse....she had all the kuppa cards except the AAA membership....kruthagnathalu to her name, the customer care had hard time finding her in the system...somehow found.....towed the car to Baltimore...ahem...Bakersfield...mechanic mama over the phone (at around 1:30PM) asked us keep the car outside his garage and throw the keys inside, and said he will have a look at it early on Monday (btw all this happened on Saturday, and mama's garage closes at around 1 or 2PM)...we reached at 2:45 PM and mama was closing the shutter...garaged the car in a one range "safe" area at 3:00 PM....had to room potu yosichify what to do next...so we had to find a room to put the room. Pakathula there was a McD...yayyy, we dragged our suitcase and few jolna pais and entered the McD. There was a 100% intersection both in our appearance and what we ordered at that place with the homeless people around-our getup was like the deepika padukone song...some pichakari nu song irukku la..and we ordered a coke! :D
Booked stay in the extended stay america with no idea of how long the stay would be.....went to a mall...the forever21 was bigger than all the forever21s in San Diego put together...one creepy dude followed us in the mall...we intelligently escaped by using the following idea-about turn, walk thish side, walk that shide, stare at cute doggie bums, etc, etc. Watched the spider movie in the mall. Middle of the movie, seruppuda.....naatham...one akka put her naaring leg onto the chair beside me! whattey loveliness, and akka was wearing cooling glasses in the thater....well, nice movie though. liked wonderwoman better. Namma friendly neighborhood spiderman dhane, adhan got more ratings, otherwise gadot akka was awesomee!
Monday came....we were one range waiting for the mechanic mama to tell what the issue was..so that we can make plans for the week...11 ku check out...Mama did not call till 10:30....what to do??? if Mama doesn't call us...should we check out and go out in search of something we don't know what we are searching for...place to stay? mall to roam??...no idea! We however, had the following case study study the previous night....
Case 1: Car will be returned on Thursday
Options:
aaaa) ante amalaapuram.....cha matter ku vaada! ok..take bus and come back to San Deigo. Saturday...me like a dubuk fellow will come in a train to Bakersfield and take the car and come back to San Diego before night!
baaa) there is no baaa for this case!
Case 2: Car will be returned on Monday evening itself
aaaa) yayyyyy....jump in the air..turn around...beep beeep! roamify in the mall...come back to the garage and take the car and back...aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) again no baaa for this case!
Case 3: Car will be returned on Tuesday.
aaaa) take rental, suthify the seqoooyaaa, stay night in some place...or camp somewhere with the karadi and suthify the mall on tuesday, watch baby driver and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) roam in the mall, kottify good food, stay in a hotel, take the car next day and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
We finally called the mama at 10:45 and guess what?!!
Unne koduma padithinadhu poodhum...naal ozhunga vela panren!
Ninnu torchure chesindhi chaalu...neenu manchiga panichesthale!
again..mind voice of our car!
the mechanic mama said that our car is awesome and there is nothing wrong with the car!
We uber-ed to the auto mechanic and took our car. Mama said...road la engavadhu car puttuukichuna..just wait for 30 min and then start and go! Whattey strategy! Mama didn't want to charge us, as he could not find any problem in the car. But, we paid him the quoted amount based on some naansense old proverb (which is so old that someone might have put that in bogi manta by now!) and aa aa aaaaa aaaa -ed back to San Diego!
Thish time...max speed limit 65mph na aa() that speed we maintained!
hashtag...gethu trip!
-the one and only
No comments:
Post a Comment