Stand Up, Golf and Cricket!

Making people laugh is a difficult task, and I think, being a comedian is the most difficult job in the world of entertainment. Well, when I say comedian it refers to artists in movies or tv shows.

There are a lot of people in this world with an amazing sense of humor. But only a handful of these choose stand up comedy and become great at it. Of course, it is a personal choice. I believe that being a stand up comedian is a million times more challenging than being a comedian.

A quick recap of the nomenclature: Comedian - funny people who act in movies and tv shows; Stand up comedian - well, stand up comedian. 

I'll tell you why.

Being a comedian is like being a good cricketer, who paces his innings well and makes a 100 or so while entertaining the crowd with boundaries and sixers here and there. This person will come, do his job and leave. But being a stand up comedian is like a cricketer saying "I'll hit the first ball for a six and hit 3 sixers every over!". This is not impossible, but as you would imagine an extremely difficult task. That's what stand up comedians do right? Come to my show and I shall make you laugh!

I'll give you another example why stand up comedy is difficult.

Being a comedian is like playing Golf. There is a ball on the ground, you have a club in your hand, swing and hit the ball - as simple as that. You are the only person in the picture and there is no interference what so ever. Being a stand up comedian is like playing Cricket or Baseball. Your success not only depends on you, but the opposite players as well (which in most cases are the audience). If you have an unresponsive audience, you have to be spontaneous in turning the tables around and get back the support of the audience, which again is a very difficult task. 

So in summary,

Acquiring any technical skill: practice makes a man perfect

Acquiring stand up skills: well...you know the answer! singam a singam he's dor a singam!

-the great one

Us the A-the land of minority americans

It’s been a while since I put together my naansense views in this space. The reason probably is partly due to the transformation of Mr. Sundar to Dr. Sundar. I like to self-hype you c! :D 

Well this is my first blog from the US. Junta....no confusion. The previous blog was supposed to come after this. Anyways, cut the frog.

I hated to come here and work, but my country wants me to come here and then I'll be given a red-carpet welcome back home. I remember directors of some of the elite institutes making blunt statements: "We will not be entertaining faculty position application from an applicant who has a PhD from an Indian university". Well this is the situation and people blame people for going abroad.
Anyways bite the bun! Lets get back to more important things, like mokka talk! :P

Some things I noticed after coming here
1. Even dogs wait for the signal to turn red so that they can cross the road. Probably if people do J-walking they'll be fined and if a dog does that, may be it'll be given a free ticket to meet its beloved person.
2. Clothes and drainage covers are "made in India".
3. You cannot dry clothes outside your home because it will destroy the "azhagu" of the building! Naansense! No wonder the laundry guyz make more money than me!
4. C2H5OH is literally the solution to anything! math, physics, life, problems...you name it :D
5. Serials are actual serials and not advertisements!
6. No creativity in commercials…. cha I liked India far better though I hated their timing...right in the middle of an awesome movie. Say rakthakanneer or mayabazaar or valpuli, merging of vaalu and puli :P
7. Less Americans :(

There is some limit even for the mokka master. Its the time to coffee!
-the jumper

the curious case of arranged marriages

and ya..this is about the naansense happening around in the indian planet of india! some..infact most of the people around me show this video and say that "arranged marriage me hope hai yaar...sema figure maatum!"
i tell them and sometimes tell it to myself..
"we have to do a tows matrix...gather as much as data possible in order to support our inability to correct a figure! (even round or rainbow for that matter)"
unfortunately as shown in the video very few marriages happen in that way..there is always 'namma saturn' to take care of things! btw a quick small doubt...why is there a concept of numerology only in english?? sundar can be written in only one way in any indian language..but can be written
in more than 2 ways in english! anyways people paleez think before adding an extra alphanumeric naansense as a prefix/suffix due to the misalignment of the paavamana celestial bodies! they are just roaming around without any pozhapu!
i always loved saturn..i loved it so much that i put a ring on it and i fell it is the most beautiful planet in 'our' solar system, and this fellow pluto gets kicked away due to this some numerology based planet named..what it is...googling....ok...some dwarf planet! and i cutting this! :x
but my child will remember the good old legendary solar system as mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune and pluto!
aan where are we? yes..the arranged marriage!
i gave a deadly warning to my mom..
if u are looking for a girl and u bring in all the guru-shukra concepts...please match urs and dad's and probably the entire family's 'ungal raasi phalam' with her!
i am more than happy to get married to a girl...maatna podhum nu irukken naan!
and after the marriage i dont want
"dei..unnoda pondatti remba pesara!simma movie dvd vaangitu vara sonna prepaid sim-a? illa postpaid sim-a? nu nakkala kekara!" type arguments! and the problem is that my parents never raised the topic of marriage.. :(
so....one down and 4 to go! (seriously there is no reason for this)

on the special day of vinayaka chavithi...govindaa govinda! :D

dandana darnaaa.....ayyae...oorama po!

Now that the joint venture of pandoram in pandora has been aborted due to technical personal problems! technical is mine and personal is the others! , finally it has been decided to get back to something that both of us are relatively good at!

Disclaimer : no chocolates for guessing the answer!

Acknowledgments : All the figures ( in the figurative sense) attached here are photoshopped so as to bring an eternal peace and charm to the snap and thereby the world. The author acknowledges the subject in the photo who put the authors photoshoppic skills to test. Also we regret to inform that ramasamy hasn't cooperated in the only snap he is present (due to reasons unknown to the human community..possibly due to over blushing).

The second author not obeying the sacred statement "nenappudhan pozhappae kedukum" feels that she is a born william wordsworth - ee (the 2 e's are to represent the female gender) and starts her poetry...

"I very recently described somebody as a 'scruffy dog'

to this 'person' today

And its this person's birthday.

So in a joint effort,

and face full of lefort

we are writing this as her birthday tippu-fort

(chumma oru rhyming kaaga dhan).

So this person, whom she shall refer to, as 'bulbu'

was a scruffy dog herself not so long ago.

(snap with ramasamy below)

The frequency of highpitched 'yaen?!' and 'enakuuuuuuu!'

from her also binds her close to the **beep** community.

So does her affinity to **beep** biscuits.

(and we are not campaigning for pedegree please)

So does sticking her head out of train compartments.

She also used to roll around in maida

with solomon papayya's expression of vaida (rhyming correct)

Alright, admitted, the authors also did it. Buttttttttt

(look up and please note the extra stress on the T)

its something that just fits here, you know.

Now this was back then.

After two years of banglore-isation,

she has now transformed to a pomerianian naay kutti

(read in titanic spoof dhanalaxmi tone).

Gowns, funky haircuts, Black dogs, J to the D's - the whole works.

Little of her is known after this.

Basically because her blog is blocked to public

(except the only one 5')

But I can tell you this.

She is still the naay kutti.

She still sticks her head out of the company cab window.

She still emits high pitched noises.

And still grabs and runs away with other ppl's food

(alright..this is assumed...but there are some things you just cant change!)"

So here's to the changed but eternal 'doggie' bulbu - Happy Birthday!

We hope you like our present :P

one more poem please-aaa

tom and jerry

sat on a berry

to eat the cherry

with the curry!

once again appi appi b'day Rrrromantic h*t and s**y bulbbb!!

signing off

-Yaman with his pet!

I dont know!!

hmm for some reasons i think i am the most hated person here! because i am soo goood! :D
(for the readers info...this is self hype :P)
and ya drinking has lot of side effects...one of which i mentioned in the previous blog...
refresh : person drinks-asks-good-friday-on-tuesday-?
few days back we went to this bar and after getting one range drunk, one fellow started to cry and asked to book tickets on tuesday as he has to catch a flight on monday!! (whattt???!?!?!) ...u ppl read it right..this was what he actually said!
while we were leaving, the doorkeeper(btw i have a doubt...y are the waiters always dressed better than me?? anyways) said namasthe and opened the door for me. i was verra happy and thanked him by giving him a 50 rupee note! unlocked my ferrari and started back to campus...suddenly this fellow started to yell at me...and the reason was that gandhi thatha was missing in that note! :D and
when asked abt getting married, one of the kamnaughty replied
"One day i'll be a dog!!" I DONT KNOW...

was very tired of coupling..adhan gen timepass kaaga writing this naansense!
hope the readers dont mind..if u mind then its a great achievement for me!
Jai hind!

I have two words for ya!

and now i unfortunately have a bhek friend who thought she wish she could fly...
and claims that she actually flew once! :O

Buffalo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358654/The-worlds-biggest-family-Ziona-Chan-39-wives-94-children-33-grandchildren.html

Me: ya

38 more to go

Buffalo: ooooh aaaaah
Me: govinda govinda

take me higher govindaa

Buffalo: i believe i can fly

Me: sutham!

newton would surely commit suicide!

trust me

he would surely cry out

earth sucks!

Buffalo:LLAI

LLAI

luzo!

LLAI

naam hai teraa teraaaa :O
naam hai teraa teraaaa :?
naam hai teraa teraaaa :mm
naam hai teraa teraaaa :blush
naam hai teraa teraaaa :thu

-eeeeee51Sundar

whats my naimmee?? whats my naimeee?? whats my naaaiiimee??? my name is.....

ello junta...come put ur hands and legs together and clap like this
(watch from 1:11:20 - 1:11:25)
its time for celebrations...golden jubilee seminar hall blog!
for every department there is a naansense GJ hall...andha effect dhan idhu!the mega keen mokka readers might have noticed that this is just my 49th blog on paper
(i mean on this MOKKA site), but there was a blog buster blog "Phallow HP the PP" which
got deleted accidentally :( so we'll have 2 GJ celebrations!
does this explain the GJ Hall fundaa?? i dint understand this either..so just cut the frog or
bite the bun!whatever!
long long ago i had this conversation with a special person, i am blushing! :D
so thought this would make a perfect 50th blog!

11:52 AM
Muniyamma: paathuten ....chammatha irukkae
infact konjam white ayta madhiri irukka
any secret??
illa photoshop warak aa?
;)
11:53 AM
me: cha cha i am fair u know!
due to the sun my image got darkened
avalavudhan
:blush
thats y my name sun darr!! i am scared of sun
:waa
11:54 AM
Muniyamma: andavaaaaaaaa
go write the name reasoning in ur blog
it is mokkai enuff
me: actually a good topic!


now! people (with the gokri macha effect) no tensions!
get back to whatever naansense u were doing!
i successfully wasted ur 5 mins!

long time no write

-Street Captain Sundar

For the readers info, here is the 'cute' pic! :D

anjaleee!!

Me: ava enna enna thedi vandha anjala
ava neratha paathu sevakkum sevakkum veththala
ava azhaga solla vaartha kooda paththala
ada ippo ippo enakku venum anjala
ava illa illa neruppu thane nenjilaa...

My Prof: Ozhunga research vela paaruda bemani!

Sundar's 4 laws of past/present/post teenage

theesko...just take it!

1. ee vayasulo pandhi pilla kooda figure laaga kanipisthundhi!
(for the gult challanged ppl...in this age even a piglet will appear as a figure)
2. ppl who claim they are busy are either really busy ground-nutting or busy doing NOTHING!
3. u'll never say everything that u know!
4. (the third law!)


neeyum kadavul illa ..naanum kadavul illa...aana namma ullu kulla irukardu dhaan kadavul....idu anda kadavul ku dhaan theriyumm...idu enakkum theriyum...hence Naan Kadavul - balli

u aren't god ..me also not a god...but god is within us....this only god knows...i know this...hence I AM GOD - lizard


-Sundar

I'm just a travelling soldier!!

cheliya cheliya chey jaari ellakee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHoogc4YCjw

if u have skipped this video please go thru' it naansense!
now did u get the feel of the feelings of the hero for the
sonali sonali bendre???
travel in
1 own car+trusktruck+mami's kinetic honda+gypsy+running+
middle la helping one person+romantic dance+again runnning+
waiting+bullet+tractor+running&jumping+asking+running and finally
water seeing and stoping!
the same thing happend to me few days ago!
saw her for the last time while getting in to the auto,
suddenly realized that she is in THE auto, threw my bag down
(infact i was carrying my friends bag, so dint hesitate to throw
that down) and ran behind the auto (with the cheliya cheliya chey
jaari ellake mujic as background). on the way i saw a person selling
malli flower, thought of stealing the cycle from him! but then small feeling
"agar ye mere ko pakad ke khundhal khundhal karke maara to??"
feelings stopped!

on the way...

106/minute was my heart beat
101/143 my BP
will i be able to stop the auto?? can i see her again..desperation!!
no tears...only heavy breath!
its been nearly 25 years since i jogged in the morning and that too
without professionally brushing my teeth!
legs were paining....i was totally a dark person that day,wearing a black jeans
and black t-shirt...no shoes!
now i understand how difficult it is to "run away" with a girl on road!

finally just like our hero stopped after looking at the water and boat, i stopped
after i saw the autostand and auto.
from a distance i can see her sitting in the auto! slow motion-la went near the auto!
she looked like a new air-force suitcase (i know the comparison is weird...
but u c i am THE Street Guy!)!!

and brought her back to the place where she belong (with the john abraham walk)!!