utthhamam dhadhadhhaatha paadham!

long long ago...so long ago..i know exactly when this happened!

sometime in december 2009 when the rains were at its peak and the chennai weather as hot as sun...(shabash...whattey poetry :D)

the planetary system seemed to have some mokkai problem i guess! anyways lets get back to this system later..

now i was in chennai that time..after a jumbo nightout, i went to take bath!

in the middle of the 'great bath' in the bath room, one fellow started banging at the door..i was like...devudaaaa...what!?!

i asked what the problem was? and he said something..

i could remotely relate it with some specs!

so i searched in the bathroom for a some glasses...when i couldn't find, i told him that i'll come out in 5 min and he can come in and search!

now after may be 6.2 mins i came out and asked him to go in..

all of a sudden this guy asks me abt my date of birth!

Me: 23rd July

He: and year??

Me: 1985

He: star?

Me: hastha

He: rasi?

Me: kanya

He: see...u know what...this is not a good year for you!!

what??? this is december and in another 1 week next year is going to come and this guy all of a sudden says that this is not a good year for me?!?!

actually this has been the most productive year for me..i even got a girl friend this year! (blush)..ooh sorry the next year! 

He: see you know..now jupiter and saturn are not in the right positions for u...there is a problem between rahu and kethu..and hence..adhu tamil la solluvaangale..dhrishti pattudum...andhamaadhiri nadakum ungalaku...edhukkum jagrathiya irunga! if u travel out some accident might happen!

He: parunga..ippo kooda unknowlingly ennoda kai pattu unga spec kela vizhundhu odanjipochi! everything happens for a reason!

ennadhu?!?!?! ennoda spec odanjipochaa?? and the reason for it is that this jupiter kuttan, saturn kuttan, rahu and kethu fellows are not roaming properly-aaa??

deiiii...ennada comedy idhu...

he could have told that it was a mistake and unknowingly his hand hit the specs and it fell down and broke! naansense! 

specs ponadhu vida ivanoda explanation ennala thaangika mudiyala!:(

may be someday ppl might pay nasa to send some sort of robotic voyager XOY zeta diode IV to change the alignment of planets so as to change their planetary..no no their fate!

godspeed sun!

true story!

-Street Sundar

the curious case of arranged marriages

and ya..this is about the naansense happening around in the indian planet of india! some..infact most of the people around me show this video and say that "arranged marriage me hope hai yaar...sema figure maatum!"
i tell them and sometimes tell it to myself..
"we have to do a tows matrix...gather as much as data possible in order to support our inability to correct a figure! (even round or rainbow for that matter)"
unfortunately as shown in the video very few marriages happen in that way..there is always 'namma saturn' to take care of things! btw a quick small doubt...why is there a concept of numerology only in english?? sundar can be written in only one way in any indian language..but can be written
in more than 2 ways in english! anyways people paleez think before adding an extra alphanumeric naansense as a prefix/suffix due to the misalignment of the paavamana celestial bodies! they are just roaming around without any pozhapu!
i always loved saturn..i loved it so much that i put a ring on it and i fell it is the most beautiful planet in 'our' solar system, and this fellow pluto gets kicked away due to this some numerology based planet named..what it is...googling....ok...some dwarf planet! and i cutting this! :x
but my child will remember the good old legendary solar system as mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune and pluto!
aan where are we? yes..the arranged marriage!
i gave a deadly warning to my mom..
if u are looking for a girl and u bring in all the guru-shukra concepts...please match urs and dad's and probably the entire family's 'ungal raasi phalam' with her!
i am more than happy to get married to a girl...maatna podhum nu irukken naan!
and after the marriage i dont want
"dei..unnoda pondatti remba pesara!simma movie dvd vaangitu vara sonna prepaid sim-a? illa postpaid sim-a? nu nakkala kekara!" type arguments! and the problem is that my parents never raised the topic of marriage.. :(
so....one down and 4 to go! (seriously there is no reason for this)

on the special day of vinayaka chavithi...govindaa govinda! :D

S for sundar and S for research scholar!

TO THE PERSON CONCERNED

Viewing of the following is considered ethical in the laboratory. Contents other than this will be secretly captured using our low quality NIKON HDD 7 year old camera and broadcasted over the IISc network and special mail will be sent to the corresponding regional association and the same will be gifted to the associated professor (in CD format with a backup DVD in case the CD acts weirdly) along with the traditional beetle leaf.

•  All videos that doesn’t require a signin in www.YOUtube.com.
• Movies with a story line that can be read as a bed time story to a 5 year old INDIAN kid.(please note the stress on the word “Indian”).
• Movies with a pleasant background score (so that if the volume is high, the neighbor also can enjoy the music).
• Any movie downloaded from the server 10.32.33.12 shall be “highlight viewed” by anyone of our correspondent in the research room.

If the movie doesn’t fall under the above category, please do the following James bond number of steps.

1. Secretly open the video (this requires some skill, especially if everyone has access to the content being displayed on your monitor).
2. Copy the video link (Crtl C).
3. Paste it in www.keepvid.com (Crtl V).
4. Run the java application (Press Yes).
5. Download the link (Click on the link, preferably 480p mp4 format).
6. Copy onto any mass storage device (preferably pen drive with 8GB capacity).
7. Go home and watch (Bike can reach you quickly).

LOOPHOLES WILL BE COVERED AS AND WHEN REQUIRED/FOUND.

                                               

Research scholars

For the bulbing readers, i do silent 'research' and hence S for research scholar!

-Sundar

dandana darnaaa.....ayyae...oorama po!

Now that the joint venture of pandoram in pandora has been aborted due to technical personal problems! technical is mine and personal is the others! , finally it has been decided to get back to something that both of us are relatively good at!

Disclaimer : no chocolates for guessing the answer!

Acknowledgments : All the figures ( in the figurative sense) attached here are photoshopped so as to bring an eternal peace and charm to the snap and thereby the world. The author acknowledges the subject in the photo who put the authors photoshoppic skills to test. Also we regret to inform that ramasamy hasn't cooperated in the only snap he is present (due to reasons unknown to the human community..possibly due to over blushing).

The second author not obeying the sacred statement "nenappudhan pozhappae kedukum" feels that she is a born william wordsworth - ee (the 2 e's are to represent the female gender) and starts her poetry...

"I very recently described somebody as a 'scruffy dog'

to this 'person' today

And its this person's birthday.

So in a joint effort,

and face full of lefort

we are writing this as her birthday tippu-fort

(chumma oru rhyming kaaga dhan).

So this person, whom she shall refer to, as 'bulbu'

was a scruffy dog herself not so long ago.

(snap with ramasamy below)

The frequency of highpitched 'yaen?!' and 'enakuuuuuuu!'

from her also binds her close to the **beep** community.

So does her affinity to **beep** biscuits.

(and we are not campaigning for pedegree please)

So does sticking her head out of train compartments.

She also used to roll around in maida

with solomon papayya's expression of vaida (rhyming correct)

Alright, admitted, the authors also did it. Buttttttttt

(look up and please note the extra stress on the T)

its something that just fits here, you know.

Now this was back then.

After two years of banglore-isation,

she has now transformed to a pomerianian naay kutti

(read in titanic spoof dhanalaxmi tone).

Gowns, funky haircuts, Black dogs, J to the D's - the whole works.

Little of her is known after this.

Basically because her blog is blocked to public

(except the only one 5')

But I can tell you this.

She is still the naay kutti.

She still sticks her head out of the company cab window.

She still emits high pitched noises.

And still grabs and runs away with other ppl's food

(alright..this is assumed...but there are some things you just cant change!)"

So here's to the changed but eternal 'doggie' bulbu - Happy Birthday!

We hope you like our present :P

one more poem please-aaa

tom and jerry

sat on a berry

to eat the cherry

with the curry!

once again appi appi b'day Rrrromantic h*t and s**y bulbbb!!

signing off

-Yaman with his pet!

manishi brathuku inthae...manasu gathi inthaee!

since the regular reader of this blog got engaged, i think i am writing this one to read it myself once in a while. so as usual u can look forward for lot of naansense! :D
there was a blog saved in my Desktop Documents on Desktop...thought for exactly 11 seconds and decided to replace that blog with this one...for the over enthu-ed useless reader...dont worry i shall post that mokka blog also in some time. plj see this first! (to understand the title..for the feelings challenged ppl)

but now lets concentrate on this one! enuf of unncessary lacha!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!

melcowe to tanishq!