IISc....world class??

some reasons to be ashamed of being an IIScian

and we talk about people "not following rules"! whattey pity! :D

i was actually planning to send these to "IISc Desk Calandar 2011".

sure that they wouldn't publish it, so just lite-ed it! :D and

"take it" the democratic blog!!

mmmm....something is missing!what is it????

yesss...gaat it! the punch line!

truth is mostly bitter..but always better!

-Sundar

Melcowe to the R warald!

Read this...sorry click this! mmmm now read this!
Long long ago so long ago..there lived this creature called timmy!
(btw timmy is the pet of my friend karthick...apology...timmy is the petname of my friend karthick)
the only reason he went abroad to do PhD is that he can loose THAT something!
YESS...that rhymes with gin!:D
he had 2 supervisors and they used to sit on this frying pan and switch on the thermostat daily! (tried saying..."they are hot!!")
here is the conversation with his sup garam girl!

she: karthick, you got a new room to work..Hope its convenient for you.
me: yes, mam .its very good.
after some conversations
she: do you want some french movies?
me: what? movies!!!!
she: yes, movies to learn french and you can get to know the french culture.
me: ohh..sure..i really like it..
.......
last five minutes of conversation
she: ok, Now whats the progress since last week...
me: yes, I got the credit card and bought a new sports bicycle.
she: i meant the progress in your research..
me: ahh..
she: read these papers and meet me next week..you must do some simulations after this.
me: ok..

finally he got only the papers and not the movies! :D
whattey R world we are in!

for the mega bulbing hopeless readers...R means Research! :P

-Sundar

balliyaar kanavu!

no tensions makkal..this is not that 1000 elephants la varra "avvayaar kanavu" concept! (actually that is the andal kanavu....somehow balliyaar kanavu seems to be better(awkward) than bondal kanavu! :D)
On April 23rd me and bhargavi joined JP Morgan. It was a verra naansense feeling...me the gethu research scholar and she the naansense MMS stu!
finance class...
sat in the last bench..we both.there were 6 rows and 11 columns of benches in the class.next to our bench there were two girls....i forgot to wear my specs..so thought that they might be super figs! and so we went to the last bench!
the hopeless vishayam ennanaa....there were only 4 ppl in the class! whattey!:D
and the mega disappointment is that the names of those girls were sowmya and aishwarya! :(
class started....
prof/profeee came and started to teach how to solve AX=B!!
whatt?????
matrix evaluation in a finance class???
we were as usual one range bulbing!
after 11 mins of class,
bhargavi suggested (throwing her ego to dogs) that we ask sori how the devils sentence (matrix equation) is solved!
aish: u ppl shud got to LKG...hehe...ur foundation is weak!!
(aish and sowmya...girlie girlie giggle)
aish:that is the binomial theorem guyz...it'll be taught later in the class
now....u might have guessed what happened after that....
enter the dragon....bong joined us in
:O :O :O - ing ( I mean bulbing :D)

woke up!!

-the lizard