Essentials of Management!

As part of my forced "Transfer Knowledge Movement" i present to u guyz the first part of "Essentials of Management"
This is an 'open source' and hence the readers are free to add to the list and make the movement a success!!!
i)Keep a set of preplanned time passing methods(ways) to keep urself busy when the prof is out of station.
ii)Allot some time daily for thinking what to do in the absence of ur boss.
iii)Attend all departmental seminars and if possible seminars of some other department, stay awake for at least the first and last 15mins
first 15mins : snacks will be server
last 15mins : Q&A session (lights will be turned on)
iv)Go to library and search for books published in 1947. U'll never get those books so u might end up successfully wasting 30min in searching and 30 mins in entering and exiting the library!
v)Once in a while go to all the students in the department and ask what they are doing & verra frequently go to them and tell what u are doing! :D
vi)Make use of the printer in lab.It is a one sided printer, so take as many prints as possible. paper is urs...so in order to optimize u'll have to use the same paper twice. so as usual time waste here!

vii)if there is a computer lab with net connection,check mails,including the ones that say "fwd to 12 ppl to meet ur loved one tonite" :P - Bong


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Nenochhesaaaa!! Pillalaara raarandi Ester Eggs theskondi!!

The title is actually the dialogue of Bugs Bunny! i used to watch the telugu version when i was a "milk baby" Sundar!!

being a research scholar, i felt i could educate many useless ppl through my blogs. so this is my first initiative and demand the readers to appreciate my effort suggest further topics that u feel are knowledge transferable.
i have actually been here some time ago..... but due to some unavoidable (i think i could have avoided those..anyways)circumstances/people/MATTERS i was forced by SUNDAR(my inner self) to delete my profile and i was a fool because i dint even bother to take the backup of my "Aanimuthyaalu".

MOKKA is my birth right and I shall have it!!so no tensions!! :D i can always generate such mokks verra frequently!!

"First impression is the best impression"...this is the most useless/hopeless/naansense statement i have ever heard!! :angry

"First MOKKA is the BEST mokka"...mmmm now this sound goood!! :-)

so in this 'Reincarnation' of the KING, i proudly present my first mokka for the second time! ;-)

"Derivation of the work MOKKA"
the origin of the chola kingdom came from the work "mokkacholam"
this king was a great great fan of PJ's that he used to irritate everyone with his so called jokes!!
this was the main reason y the rajan endru rajan namma rangarajan of dasavatharam was ready to jump into the sea with lord vishnu...thinking that to die wa far more better than listening to the kings PJ's! so all the ppl around as usual wanted to talk abt the incident as it was something interesting and never ending!a committee of 11 ppl (dont ask me y the number 11, it was a flow number and somehow matched with the total number of letters of mokkacholam) was formed and they decided that to refer to the incident by the kings and rangarajans name wud inspire the king to get involved deeply and improvize on his PJ skills!and thought of using a short cut to refer to the scene.think think think....not u idiot..those idiots are thinking!! as they were eating "mokkacholam" during the meeting..they decided to tell their grandshindren that the family name was chola and what ever he did was mokka!
hence the funda!
:cool

(important note : if someone remembers my previous post please do the needful in mailing it back to me because i still haven't applied for patent rights!! :()