Showing posts with label hopeless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hopeless. Show all posts

20170716

On being homeless!

We were in the car, and driving like aa aa aaaaa aaaa....Nooooo not like aeae aeae aeaeaeeee aeeeee, you bhek fellows! Like this (0.28-0.34)...aa aa aaaaa aaaa! ya thats right!
That night we thought we were going to be kidnapped, and our kidney sold for couple of rupees. Ya I know, mine is not one among the rich nutrition-ed kidney type! The hotel was one of the creepiest, and empty! even the reception mama was absent..."come to room 119" was the notice at the reception. Actually, we drove right into the reception...like the McD drive in :D
It was not a reception actually....something like a dhondi in the wall. We went in search of the room. There, near an empty pool, there were 3 mamas. I could smell Baltimore in them :D ya just weeed it baby! We then went to the reception..and he opened a door for us..the room was 1mx1m and 0.5 m was covered with recyclable (I think so...) boxes. We set foot inside and to our left was a big window of a 1.5mx1.5m room. The mama was on the other side of the window...now you Indians...you guyz know how to buy ticket from the railway counter la...idhu () the same two-room concept..except that our standing room was very less..I know none of you understood anything....mission accomplished!
We got the key and the mama accompanied us to the room, on the way he said that we were the last and the only customer for that night...yayyyy!! awesomeee! Mama made sure that the K is clean and the AC was working..all izz well! we slepted and woked up the next day. Let's not get into much details till we had our breakfast and hit the road back! we were actually going to camp in the wilderness and share our tent and food with a samskaari elugubanti! It's been so long since I used that name..elugubanti...bear sounds cute..no matter which language you use...lets c...bear, panda bear, polar bear, oso, Bjorn, Xiong, hmmmm.... andd......karadiiiiii.....ewwww! it reminds me of the karadi k pona sound...anyways cut the frog! lets move on!
Dei naatha naaye...naalu maasathuku orudhadava is ok....
Dei bhekandi......maasathuku oru dhadava podhum...
Rei poramboka...rendu vaaraniki okka saari chaalu...
the hell with you! I am not going to cooperate this time!
For the confused and feelings challenged people...the above four lines were the mind voice of our Honda Civic!
And...yes...you guyz might have guessed by now...our car stopped! What happened next will be summarized next...(or will be explained in full..for missing details call me...i will give you a live feelings demonstration....not for the weak organ-ed people, aplease-aaaa)

Kayal did a jagadameee (or for the illad folks yudhaameeee) with her purse....she had all the kuppa cards except the AAA membership....kruthagnathalu to her name, the customer care had hard time finding her in the system...somehow found.....towed the car to Baltimore...ahem...Bakersfield...mechanic mama over the phone (at around 1:30PM) asked us keep the car outside his garage and throw the keys inside, and said he will have a look at it early on Monday (btw all this happened on Saturday, and mama's garage closes at around 1 or 2PM)...we reached at 2:45 PM and mama was closing the shutter...garaged the car in a one range "safe" area at 3:00 PM....had to room potu yosichify what to do next...so we had to find a room to put the room. Pakathula there was a McD...yayyy, we dragged our suitcase and few jolna pais and entered the McD. There was a 100% intersection both in our appearance and what we ordered at that place with the homeless people around-our getup was like the deepika padukone song...some pichakari nu song irukku la..and we ordered a coke! :D

Booked stay in the extended stay america with no idea of how long the stay would be.....went to a mall...the forever21 was bigger than all the forever21s in San Diego put together...one creepy dude followed us in the mall...we intelligently escaped by using the following idea-about turn, walk thish side, walk that shide, stare at cute doggie bums, etc, etc. Watched the spider movie in the mall. Middle of the movie, seruppuda.....naatham...one akka put her naaring leg onto the chair beside me! whattey loveliness, and akka was wearing cooling glasses in the thater....well, nice movie though. liked wonderwoman better. Namma friendly neighborhood spiderman dhane, adhan got more ratings, otherwise gadot akka was awesomee!

Monday came....we were one range waiting for the mechanic mama to tell what the issue was..so that we can make plans for the week...11 ku check out...Mama did not call till 10:30....what to do??? if Mama doesn't call us...should we check out and go out in search of something we don't know what we are searching for...place to stay? mall to roam??...no idea! We however, had the following case study study the previous night....

Case 1: Car will be returned on Thursday
Options:
aaaa) ante amalaapuram.....cha matter ku vaada! ok..take bus and come back to San Deigo. Saturday...me like a dubuk fellow will come in a train to Bakersfield and take the car and come back to San Diego before night!
baaa) there is no baaa for this case!
Case 2: Car will be returned on Monday evening itself
aaaa) yayyyyy....jump in the air..turn around...beep beeep! roamify in the mall...come back to the garage and take the car and back...aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) again no baaa for this case!
Case 3: Car will be returned on Tuesday.
aaaa) take rental, suthify the seqoooyaaa, stay night in some place...or camp somewhere with the karadi and suthify the mall on tuesday, watch baby driver and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) roam in the mall, kottify good food, stay in a hotel, take the car next day and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!

We finally called the mama at 10:45 and guess what?!!
Unne koduma padithinadhu poodhum...naal ozhunga vela panren!
Ninnu torchure chesindhi chaalu...neenu manchiga panichesthale!
again..mind voice of our car!
the mechanic mama said that our car is awesome and there is nothing wrong with the car!

We uber-ed to the auto mechanic and took our car. Mama said...road la engavadhu car puttuukichuna..just wait for 30 min and then start and go! Whattey strategy! Mama didn't want to charge us, as he could not find any problem in the car. But, we paid him the quoted amount based on some naansense old proverb (which is so old that someone might have put that in bogi manta by now!) and aa aa aaaaa aaaa -ed back to San Diego!

Thish time...max speed limit 65mph na aa() that speed we maintained!

hashtag...gethu trip!
-the one and only

20120218

manishi brathuku inthae...manasu gathi inthaee!

since the regular reader of this blog got engaged, i think i am writing this one to read it myself once in a while. so as usual u can look forward for lot of naansense! :D
there was a blog saved in my Desktop Documents on Desktop...thought for exactly 11 seconds and decided to replace that blog with this one...for the over enthu-ed useless reader...dont worry i shall post that mokka blog also in some time. plj see this first! (to understand the title..for the feelings challenged ppl)
but now lets concentrate on this one! enuf of unncessary lacha!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!

melcowe to tanishq!

20110510

I dont know!!

hmm for some reasons i think i am the most hated person here! because i am soo goood! :D
(for the readers info...this is self hype :P)
and ya drinking has lot of side effects...one of which i mentioned in the previous blog...
refresh : person drinks-asks-good-friday-on-tuesday-?
few days back we went to this bar and after getting one range drunk, one fellow started to cry and asked to book tickets on tuesday as he has to catch a flight on monday!! (whattt???!?!?!) ...u ppl read it right..this was what he actually said!
while we were leaving, the doorkeeper(btw i have a doubt...y are the waiters always dressed better than me?? anyways) said namasthe and opened the door for me. i was verra happy and thanked him by giving him a 50 rupee note! unlocked my ferrari and started back to campus...suddenly this fellow started to yell at me...and the reason was that gandhi thatha was missing in that note! :D and
when asked abt getting married, one of the kamnaughty replied
"One day i'll be a dog!!" I DONT KNOW...

was very tired of coupling..adhan gen timepass kaaga writing this naansense!
hope the readers dont mind..if u mind then its a great achievement for me!
Jai hind!

20110224

I have two words for ya!

and now i unfortunately have a bhek friend who thought she wish she could fly...
and claims that she actually flew once! :O
Me: ya
38 more to go
Buffalo: ooooh aaaaah
Me: govinda govinda
take me higher govindaa
Buffalo: i believe i can fly
Me: sutham!
newton would surely commit suicide!
trust me
he would surely cry out
earth sucks!
Buffalo:LLAI
LLAI
luzo!
LLAI

naam hai teraa teraaaa :O
naam hai teraa teraaaa :?
naam hai teraa teraaaa :mm
naam hai teraa teraaaa :blush
naam hai teraa teraaaa :thu

-eeeeee51Sundar

20100803

What the 54??!!!?

Nannu dochukunduvate vannela dorasaani.....
My darlings movie..many call it a english version of vijayashanti movie..i dont care!!bloody!!
SALT-a really sweet movie with the spicy Jolie! (readers are requested to assume a blushed version of me! :D).

presenting to you-- PEPPER!!
the Sodium Iodide Sowmya! (with the NaI sekhar vadivel effect :P)

lot of confessions, lot of tragedy and lot of feelings put together made an amazing trip to bheemeswari and sivasamudram!
the star of the trip was pepper who dint even bother to fight/argue with the cab driver!
she literally spoke to him as if he was her slave..mmm... not slave eggjacktly..u can take it to be H!

someone called me for the trip and it ended in me arranging the trip! whattey naansense! and i had to trouble one of
the "theru payya" to book the cab for me!

some silly moments:

Situation: CG just got into the waater!
after 1 min...
CG : Everything inside is getting wett!! haha hahaha hahahah
Kayal :dei CG ur mobile is also inside!!
CG : :O wait.....
CG : Yess....indeed!!my mobile also got wet! :D
(celebrations all over!!)

My love is gone....my love is gone...
all the girlie girlie galz jump out of the water! :D
(appidi paadina who else will stay :P)


sarma's ekalavya reloaded!
now the doubt is --- is he grown up ??! ;)
waaaaw whattteeyyyy maannnnnn!!!....woooooo mannn???!!!??? :O

CG's romantic look...(at his stone and water washed naaKIA!)

Aish's shrek donkey effect! (look at the snap below)

Brothers lonely John Abraham walk!
Peppers pepparapaeee feelings! :D (video available..please contact the writer)
and ofcourse my "adhoo andha paravai pola..." MGR effect!

the blog as expected is incomplete...F1 F1 F1!


20100427

Adhi Neeneee!!

long long ago so long ago...only i know how long ago..i was asked to give a presentation so that the faculty can time pass with me for 1-2 hrs! :D
that was supposed to be a serious presentation! conversion from MSc to PhD!
and my prof had already lost hopes in me clearing the interview after seeing my one range performance in the first semester! :P
he spoke to me for 2-3 days and told me what i shud say and asked me to prepare ppt and show it to him...which prof would do that?? he is a great man!! the readers are requested to bow once!!
he almost wrote the entire material in my notes and just asked me to present it in a creative way! he had the enthusiam, energy and lot of expectation in me that time! i confidently noded my head and said "Yess Sir!!"
2 days over!
i came ..he saw and he was captured!!
My Prof: I expected some technical creativity!
PRESENTATION
was i wrong??? common r10d!!

20091223

Mugguru Bevarsegaallu!!- 3 idiots-true translation!

someone said it is a make of the book 5. someone! I am not going to discuss about that as i haven't read that mokka book.
"Hey i am going to urvashi theatre this sunday to watch avatar!" said one of my friends last friday,by the time i decided to watch the movie, the tickets got over! so with the intention of watching some movie, i went to the first day 3rd show of the movie......yess...some of the readers are right! The wild Hunter- Vettaikaaran! Ilaya Dalapathi...Jindabaad!
Booked tickets for Avatar movie! great success..u know i have the freedom to go to the movies even on weekdays! democracy--as i say!
Monday gone...we were with one range enthusiasm to watch the first 3D movie of our life! :hee
Lot of mokka discussions between us...
shud wear our regular specs while watching the movie?
Is it Ok if we sit in the first row?? will it make any difference??
What is the material of construction of the specs?
Can we start a 3D company for making specs?
and lot more of these....
The day before the day, one of the persons backs out!
next.....pressure builds upon...what to do????
finallyu....convinced a girl for the movie...
was a bit of hardwork, but never mind it!!
11 PM chai session...very quick discussion reg the movie
nite 12 over! show day came (wednesday!! hurray!!)
wednesday morning 1:20 AM, i took out the ticket and started to get back to room. Just before leaving the lab, uncle wanted to have a look at the ticket! He saw and was silent! Next the bhek mahesh saw the ticket and he also kept quite! I saw the ticket and asked y they are quite! They shouted at me saying that 22nd was the show date...
Me: "so what??....wait....what is today???(in the literal sense...not the concept that only when u sleep and wake up u feel u are into the next day)".
I then took out my Eeeeeeeee51 and convinced myself that the day we had the mokka discussion was the day we were supposed to clear all our doubts regarding the 3D glasses! :P

hmph! what a dayy!!

1. one person backing out for the movie that we already missed.
2. nite 11 ku convincing a person to come for the movie the next day..and that too morning!
3. I booked 5 tickets, one ticket i booked for a person without even informing that we are going for the movie.
4. i sent the details of the tickets to the remaining two fellows who dint even bother to go thru' it.
5. 1000 tickets + convinience charge 75 bokka!

And so the kartha KARMA and kriya for what ever happened were we the 3 idiots! The KING being THE proud leader!!