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20170716

On being homeless!

We were in the car, and driving like aa aa aaaaa aaaa....Nooooo not like aeae aeae aeaeaeeee aeeeee, you bhek fellows! Like this (0.28-0.34)...aa aa aaaaa aaaa! ya thats right!
That night we thought we were going to be kidnapped, and our kidney sold for couple of rupees. Ya I know, mine is not one among the rich nutrition-ed kidney type! The hotel was one of the creepiest, and empty! even the reception mama was absent..."come to room 119" was the notice at the reception. Actually, we drove right into the reception...like the McD drive in :D
It was not a reception actually....something like a dhondi in the wall. We went in search of the room. There, near an empty pool, there were 3 mamas. I could smell Baltimore in them :D ya just weeed it baby! We then went to the reception..and he opened a door for us..the room was 1mx1m and 0.5 m was covered with recyclable (I think so...) boxes. We set foot inside and to our left was a big window of a 1.5mx1.5m room. The mama was on the other side of the window...now you Indians...you guyz know how to buy ticket from the railway counter la...idhu () the same two-room concept..except that our standing room was very less..I know none of you understood anything....mission accomplished!
We got the key and the mama accompanied us to the room, on the way he said that we were the last and the only customer for that night...yayyyy!! awesomeee! Mama made sure that the K is clean and the AC was working..all izz well! we slepted and woked up the next day. Let's not get into much details till we had our breakfast and hit the road back! we were actually going to camp in the wilderness and share our tent and food with a samskaari elugubanti! It's been so long since I used that name..elugubanti...bear sounds cute..no matter which language you use...lets c...bear, panda bear, polar bear, oso, Bjorn, Xiong, hmmmm.... andd......karadiiiiii.....ewwww! it reminds me of the karadi k pona sound...anyways cut the frog! lets move on!
Dei naatha naaye...naalu maasathuku orudhadava is ok....
Dei bhekandi......maasathuku oru dhadava podhum...
Rei poramboka...rendu vaaraniki okka saari chaalu...
the hell with you! I am not going to cooperate this time!
For the confused and feelings challenged people...the above four lines were the mind voice of our Honda Civic!
And...yes...you guyz might have guessed by now...our car stopped! What happened next will be summarized next...(or will be explained in full..for missing details call me...i will give you a live feelings demonstration....not for the weak organ-ed people, aplease-aaaa)

Kayal did a jagadameee (or for the illad folks yudhaameeee) with her purse....she had all the kuppa cards except the AAA membership....kruthagnathalu to her name, the customer care had hard time finding her in the system...somehow found.....towed the car to Baltimore...ahem...Bakersfield...mechanic mama over the phone (at around 1:30PM) asked us keep the car outside his garage and throw the keys inside, and said he will have a look at it early on Monday (btw all this happened on Saturday, and mama's garage closes at around 1 or 2PM)...we reached at 2:45 PM and mama was closing the shutter...garaged the car in a one range "safe" area at 3:00 PM....had to room potu yosichify what to do next...so we had to find a room to put the room. Pakathula there was a McD...yayyy, we dragged our suitcase and few jolna pais and entered the McD. There was a 100% intersection both in our appearance and what we ordered at that place with the homeless people around-our getup was like the deepika padukone song...some pichakari nu song irukku la..and we ordered a coke! :D

Booked stay in the extended stay america with no idea of how long the stay would be.....went to a mall...the forever21 was bigger than all the forever21s in San Diego put together...one creepy dude followed us in the mall...we intelligently escaped by using the following idea-about turn, walk thish side, walk that shide, stare at cute doggie bums, etc, etc. Watched the spider movie in the mall. Middle of the movie, seruppuda.....naatham...one akka put her naaring leg onto the chair beside me! whattey loveliness, and akka was wearing cooling glasses in the thater....well, nice movie though. liked wonderwoman better. Namma friendly neighborhood spiderman dhane, adhan got more ratings, otherwise gadot akka was awesomee!

Monday came....we were one range waiting for the mechanic mama to tell what the issue was..so that we can make plans for the week...11 ku check out...Mama did not call till 10:30....what to do??? if Mama doesn't call us...should we check out and go out in search of something we don't know what we are searching for...place to stay? mall to roam??...no idea! We however, had the following case study study the previous night....

Case 1: Car will be returned on Thursday
Options:
aaaa) ante amalaapuram.....cha matter ku vaada! ok..take bus and come back to San Deigo. Saturday...me like a dubuk fellow will come in a train to Bakersfield and take the car and come back to San Diego before night!
baaa) there is no baaa for this case!
Case 2: Car will be returned on Monday evening itself
aaaa) yayyyyy....jump in the air..turn around...beep beeep! roamify in the mall...come back to the garage and take the car and back...aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) again no baaa for this case!
Case 3: Car will be returned on Tuesday.
aaaa) take rental, suthify the seqoooyaaa, stay night in some place...or camp somewhere with the karadi and suthify the mall on tuesday, watch baby driver and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) roam in the mall, kottify good food, stay in a hotel, take the car next day and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!

We finally called the mama at 10:45 and guess what?!!
Unne koduma padithinadhu poodhum...naal ozhunga vela panren!
Ninnu torchure chesindhi chaalu...neenu manchiga panichesthale!
again..mind voice of our car!
the mechanic mama said that our car is awesome and there is nothing wrong with the car!

We uber-ed to the auto mechanic and took our car. Mama said...road la engavadhu car puttuukichuna..just wait for 30 min and then start and go! Whattey strategy! Mama didn't want to charge us, as he could not find any problem in the car. But, we paid him the quoted amount based on some naansense old proverb (which is so old that someone might have put that in bogi manta by now!) and aa aa aaaaa aaaa -ed back to San Diego!

Thish time...max speed limit 65mph na aa() that speed we maintained!

hashtag...gethu trip!
-the one and only

20110224

I have two words for ya!

and now i unfortunately have a bhek friend who thought she wish she could fly...
and claims that she actually flew once! :O
Me: ya
38 more to go
Buffalo: ooooh aaaaah
Me: govinda govinda
take me higher govindaa
Buffalo: i believe i can fly
Me: sutham!
newton would surely commit suicide!
trust me
he would surely cry out
earth sucks!
Buffalo:LLAI
LLAI
luzo!
LLAI

naam hai teraa teraaaa :O
naam hai teraa teraaaa :?
naam hai teraa teraaaa :mm
naam hai teraa teraaaa :blush
naam hai teraa teraaaa :thu

-eeeeee51Sundar

20100803

What the 54??!!!?

Nannu dochukunduvate vannela dorasaani.....
My darlings movie..many call it a english version of vijayashanti movie..i dont care!!bloody!!
SALT-a really sweet movie with the spicy Jolie! (readers are requested to assume a blushed version of me! :D).

presenting to you-- PEPPER!!
the Sodium Iodide Sowmya! (with the NaI sekhar vadivel effect :P)

lot of confessions, lot of tragedy and lot of feelings put together made an amazing trip to bheemeswari and sivasamudram!
the star of the trip was pepper who dint even bother to fight/argue with the cab driver!
she literally spoke to him as if he was her slave..mmm... not slave eggjacktly..u can take it to be H!

someone called me for the trip and it ended in me arranging the trip! whattey naansense! and i had to trouble one of
the "theru payya" to book the cab for me!

some silly moments:

Situation: CG just got into the waater!
after 1 min...
CG : Everything inside is getting wett!! haha hahaha hahahah
Kayal :dei CG ur mobile is also inside!!
CG : :O wait.....
CG : Yess....indeed!!my mobile also got wet! :D
(celebrations all over!!)

My love is gone....my love is gone...
all the girlie girlie galz jump out of the water! :D
(appidi paadina who else will stay :P)


sarma's ekalavya reloaded!
now the doubt is --- is he grown up ??! ;)
waaaaw whattteeyyyy maannnnnn!!!....woooooo mannn???!!!??? :O

CG's romantic look...(at his stone and water washed naaKIA!)

Aish's shrek donkey effect! (look at the snap below)

Brothers lonely John Abraham walk!
Peppers pepparapaeee feelings! :D (video available..please contact the writer)
and ofcourse my "adhoo andha paravai pola..." MGR effect!

the blog as expected is incomplete...F1 F1 F1!


20100415

Mutton biriyani maker to maida making manager!

what does it to take to become a good manager??
first things first...how can one become a manager??
there are lot of answers but i choose my answers and declare them as right!
anthaa naa ishtam...yeda peda em chesinaa adigedhi evarraa?? naa ishtam!!(some of u can dance for a while..i give u 11 seconds!)
CAT two to three times to qualify and 3-4 times to clear the interview and then if u are lucky u can get into IIM's for they have the highest reservation for general category students! 50% !!
are there any reservations for getting a job in google?? or getting married to a yahoo employee??
anyways enga irukkom??...haaann...near the dogs enemy!!
tell me about urself..
I am the king from andhra, i can speak 4 languages, write in 3 languages, boothulu thittify in 6 languages, i listen to mujic..aaal mujic(i mean not literally aal music...the listenable type...ohh no... meaning of listenable vaires from person to person...cha!)...no reservations for particular mujic!
i play inside door and outside door games!
i gaat prathibha awaard for gen enthu exams i passed in 12th and shame to shame scholl for kuppa kotting 4 years in BITS!(someone asked if i was from bharathi institute of technology and science, cha, such a shame, Birla nu solli tholingada from next time :( )
my haabies are watching TV..specially cookery shows!
i am istrong in _____ and ______ and also _______!(blanks not to be filled by the readers).
this is what any broken mouth gult will tell in any interview(company or coll)
interviewer(s): wakey...what is AP famous for??
Sir, it is phamous for rice sir..spicy spicy raaaaice! second largest philm industry in india sir! hussain saagar there sir..and even i am there sir :O!
interviewer1: waat is telugu film industry called?
tollywood
interviewr2: what is bengali film industry called?
no idea sirji!
interview1: it is also called tollywood
(all laugh laugh...till someone who actually dint follow the conversation stop laughing....now,dont worry,while typing i dint know what i was typing! :D)
interviewer1:tell me the woods u know?? other than sherkhan woods!
tollywood,kollywood,bollywood,holywood...mmm..mmmm.mmmm...aaaaan sandalwoooddd!!!
(whatteyyy)
interviewer2:u said u dhek cookery shows...tell me the making of some spicy diss of andhraa.
Mutton biriyaani saaar, boil the goat and rice firstthen take the kadaai, put ___,____ and dash in that!
#$^#$& #%^*& #%^* @#$^ $&^% &*@$#!^%N* @&% @%$ *&(@$^! %!# ^%^& *& ^&@&
add some garlic and ginger paste..then !#$ #^$^&*(() )#@$ ~@#%^%$&^& ^#&
thats alll....biriyaani ready!! ooh sorry between the second and third step u shud add saalt! :P

aeeeggjacktly!! this is what happen(s)(ed) in IIM interview!!
"trustttt the power of half"!...this is sujams half and not the quarter's half! :D
pleasee aaa!!

20100406

Yeiii aatha aathoramaa vaariyaa????

this is the first time i am actually writing a blog directly in the "new blog" page! for confused people, i usually type it in notepad and then copy paste that here, (u ppl shud learn how to waste the minutest of a minute! )
today we had a genTHU (gen+enthu=genTHU, erumai maadu samasamu) discuxion regarding power cut!
while walking to the mess, suddenly campus la power cut, are some timepass terrorists going to attack IISc??
actually whats the use of them attacking the institute. as far as minimum common sense is concerned, they attack the most crowded places! i will tell you some reasons why IISc is a safe place!
1) Physics department, magical maze, u enter from one door ..that door leads to many doors, the naansense is that that is the only door which is the entry and exit! so if the terrr plant the bomb in this department, 100% sure he also "in the airrrrrrrrrrr"
2) Physical Chemisty departments, can a human being resist the fragrance of those labs??? atleast i cant! and moreover professional terrorists wear the masks, so b4 placing the bomb itself, he'll die of suffocation!
3) "Library me bomb blast!! 3243 books partially burnt" will be the head lines if they plan for an explosion in library! :D
4) Engineering departments are far far away from the entrance, anyways they'll be disappointed to see no one in the departments so they wont take the risk of attacking any engineering division.
5) The diro,registrar and co dont know what they would be doing or where they would be staying at any point of time...so no point in targeting them!
6) "Prakruthi","T-board" and "gymcafe" are the places where u can find many ppl..but after so many disappointments and no proper food in the mess, the terrorists would want to have some thing here...so on some idiotic proverb basis, they will not destroy these two+one=three places!
7) No temples in the campus..and there is one hanuman temple outside the campus. how will a bachelor help in love matters! u tell me! (terrorist gets mentally upset).
8) No steps to climb the clock tower..so he cant climb and commit suicide here! :(
9) Students in IISc have more hair and beard and the girls here are stronger than men (physically and mentally) so no one would try a "human bomb" concept! :P
10) U need to be qualified in any of the following examinations to enter the campus! :P
GATE,IISc entrance, CSIR etc.,
11) After seeing the fightings between prof and student, they'll think that killing them will only make them happy..let them fight like this only! haaannn!! :calm

readers are requested to vijit the campus and personally verify the details (in case of disagreement).

and...andha paatu sema kuttha irukku!!!