Showing posts with label team work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label team work. Show all posts

20170716

On being homeless!

We were in the car, and driving like aa aa aaaaa aaaa....Nooooo not like aeae aeae aeaeaeeee aeeeee, you bhek fellows! Like this (0.28-0.34)...aa aa aaaaa aaaa! ya thats right!
That night we thought we were going to be kidnapped, and our kidney sold for couple of rupees. Ya I know, mine is not one among the rich nutrition-ed kidney type! The hotel was one of the creepiest, and empty! even the reception mama was absent..."come to room 119" was the notice at the reception. Actually, we drove right into the reception...like the McD drive in :D
It was not a reception actually....something like a dhondi in the wall. We went in search of the room. There, near an empty pool, there were 3 mamas. I could smell Baltimore in them :D ya just weeed it baby! We then went to the reception..and he opened a door for us..the room was 1mx1m and 0.5 m was covered with recyclable (I think so...) boxes. We set foot inside and to our left was a big window of a 1.5mx1.5m room. The mama was on the other side of the window...now you Indians...you guyz know how to buy ticket from the railway counter la...idhu () the same two-room concept..except that our standing room was very less..I know none of you understood anything....mission accomplished!
We got the key and the mama accompanied us to the room, on the way he said that we were the last and the only customer for that night...yayyyy!! awesomeee! Mama made sure that the K is clean and the AC was working..all izz well! we slepted and woked up the next day. Let's not get into much details till we had our breakfast and hit the road back! we were actually going to camp in the wilderness and share our tent and food with a samskaari elugubanti! It's been so long since I used that name..elugubanti...bear sounds cute..no matter which language you use...lets c...bear, panda bear, polar bear, oso, Bjorn, Xiong, hmmmm.... andd......karadiiiiii.....ewwww! it reminds me of the karadi k pona sound...anyways cut the frog! lets move on!
Dei naatha naaye...naalu maasathuku orudhadava is ok....
Dei bhekandi......maasathuku oru dhadava podhum...
Rei poramboka...rendu vaaraniki okka saari chaalu...
the hell with you! I am not going to cooperate this time!
For the confused and feelings challenged people...the above four lines were the mind voice of our Honda Civic!
And...yes...you guyz might have guessed by now...our car stopped! What happened next will be summarized next...(or will be explained in full..for missing details call me...i will give you a live feelings demonstration....not for the weak organ-ed people, aplease-aaaa)

Kayal did a jagadameee (or for the illad folks yudhaameeee) with her purse....she had all the kuppa cards except the AAA membership....kruthagnathalu to her name, the customer care had hard time finding her in the system...somehow found.....towed the car to Baltimore...ahem...Bakersfield...mechanic mama over the phone (at around 1:30PM) asked us keep the car outside his garage and throw the keys inside, and said he will have a look at it early on Monday (btw all this happened on Saturday, and mama's garage closes at around 1 or 2PM)...we reached at 2:45 PM and mama was closing the shutter...garaged the car in a one range "safe" area at 3:00 PM....had to room potu yosichify what to do next...so we had to find a room to put the room. Pakathula there was a McD...yayyy, we dragged our suitcase and few jolna pais and entered the McD. There was a 100% intersection both in our appearance and what we ordered at that place with the homeless people around-our getup was like the deepika padukone song...some pichakari nu song irukku la..and we ordered a coke! :D

Booked stay in the extended stay america with no idea of how long the stay would be.....went to a mall...the forever21 was bigger than all the forever21s in San Diego put together...one creepy dude followed us in the mall...we intelligently escaped by using the following idea-about turn, walk thish side, walk that shide, stare at cute doggie bums, etc, etc. Watched the spider movie in the mall. Middle of the movie, seruppuda.....naatham...one akka put her naaring leg onto the chair beside me! whattey loveliness, and akka was wearing cooling glasses in the thater....well, nice movie though. liked wonderwoman better. Namma friendly neighborhood spiderman dhane, adhan got more ratings, otherwise gadot akka was awesomee!

Monday came....we were one range waiting for the mechanic mama to tell what the issue was..so that we can make plans for the week...11 ku check out...Mama did not call till 10:30....what to do??? if Mama doesn't call us...should we check out and go out in search of something we don't know what we are searching for...place to stay? mall to roam??...no idea! We however, had the following case study study the previous night....

Case 1: Car will be returned on Thursday
Options:
aaaa) ante amalaapuram.....cha matter ku vaada! ok..take bus and come back to San Deigo. Saturday...me like a dubuk fellow will come in a train to Bakersfield and take the car and come back to San Diego before night!
baaa) there is no baaa for this case!
Case 2: Car will be returned on Monday evening itself
aaaa) yayyyyy....jump in the air..turn around...beep beeep! roamify in the mall...come back to the garage and take the car and back...aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) again no baaa for this case!
Case 3: Car will be returned on Tuesday.
aaaa) take rental, suthify the seqoooyaaa, stay night in some place...or camp somewhere with the karadi and suthify the mall on tuesday, watch baby driver and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!
baaa) roam in the mall, kottify good food, stay in a hotel, take the car next day and then aa aa aaaaa aaaa!

We finally called the mama at 10:45 and guess what?!!
Unne koduma padithinadhu poodhum...naal ozhunga vela panren!
Ninnu torchure chesindhi chaalu...neenu manchiga panichesthale!
again..mind voice of our car!
the mechanic mama said that our car is awesome and there is nothing wrong with the car!

We uber-ed to the auto mechanic and took our car. Mama said...road la engavadhu car puttuukichuna..just wait for 30 min and then start and go! Whattey strategy! Mama didn't want to charge us, as he could not find any problem in the car. But, we paid him the quoted amount based on some naansense old proverb (which is so old that someone might have put that in bogi manta by now!) and aa aa aaaaa aaaa -ed back to San Diego!

Thish time...max speed limit 65mph na aa() that speed we maintained!

hashtag...gethu trip!
-the one and only

20120409

S for sundar and S for research scholar!




TO THE PERSON CONCERNED

Viewing of the following is considered ethical in the laboratory. Contents other than this will be secretly captured using our low quality NIKON HDD 7 year old camera and broadcasted over the IISc network and special mail will be sent to the corresponding regional association and the same will be gifted to the associated professor (in CD format with a backup DVD in case the CD acts weirdly) along with the traditional beetle leaf.


  •  All videos that doesn’t require a signin in www.YOUtube.com.
  • Movies with a story line that can be read as a bed time story to a 5 year old INDIAN kid.(please note the stress on the word “Indian”).
  • Movies with a pleasant background score (so that if the volume is high, the neighbor also can enjoy the music).
  • Any movie downloaded from the server 10.32.33.12 shall be “highlight viewed” by anyone of our correspondent in the research room.
If the movie doesn’t fall under the above category, please do the following James bond number of steps.


  1. Secretly open the video (this requires some skill, especially if everyone has access to the content being displayed on your monitor).
  2. Copy the video link (Crtl C).
  3. Paste it in www.keepvid.com (Crtl V).
  4. Run the java application (Press Yes).
  5. Download the link (Click on the link, preferably 480p mp4 format).
  6. Copy onto any mass storage device (preferably pen drive with 8GB capacity).
  7. Go home and watch (Bike can reach you quickly).


LOOPHOLES WILL BE COVERED AS AND WHEN REQUIRED/FOUND.
                                               
Research scholars

For the bulbing readers, i do silent 'research' and hence S for research scholar!


-Sundar

20120224

dandana darnaaa.....ayyae...oorama po!

Now that the joint venture of pandoram in pandora has been aborted due to technical personal problems! technical is mine and personal is the others! , finally it has been decided to get back to something that both of us are relatively good at!
Disclaimer : no chocolates for guessing the answer!
Acknowledgments : All the figures ( in the figurative sense) attached here are photoshopped so as to bring an eternal peace and charm to the snap and thereby the world. The author acknowledges the subject in the photo who put the authors photoshoppic skills to test. Also we regret to inform that ramasamy hasn't cooperated in the only snap he is present (due to reasons unknown to the human community..possibly due to over blushing).
The second author not obeying the sacred statement "nenappudhan pozhappae kedukum" feels that she is a born william wordsworth - ee (the 2 e's are to represent the female gender) and starts her poetry...

"I very recently described somebody as a 'scruffy dog'
to this 'person' today
And its this person's birthday.
So in a joint effort,
and face full of lefort
we are writing this as her birthday tippu-fort
(chumma oru rhyming kaaga dhan).

So this person, whom she shall refer to, as 'bulbu'
was a scruffy dog herself not so long ago.
(snap with ramasamy below)
The frequency of highpitched 'yaen?!' and 'enakuuuuuuu!'
from her also binds her close to the **beep** community.
So does her affinity to **beep** biscuits.
(and we are not campaigning for pedegree please)
So does sticking her head out of train compartments.
She also used to roll around in maida
with solomon papayya's expression of vaida (rhyming correct)

Alright, admitted, the authors also did it. Buttttttttt
(look up and please note the extra stress on the T)
its something that just fits here, you know.
Now this was back then.

After two years of banglore-isation,
she has now transformed to a pomerianian naay kutti
(read in titanic spoof dhanalaxmi tone).
Gowns, funky haircuts, Black dogs, J to the D's - the whole works.
Little of her is known after this.
Basically because her blog is blocked to public
(except the only one 5')

But I can tell you this.
She is still the naay kutti.
She still sticks her head out of the company cab window.
She still emits high pitched noises.
And still grabs and runs away with other ppl's food
(alright..this is assumed...but there are some things you just cant change!)"

So here's to the changed but eternal 'doggie' bulbu - Happy Birthday!
We hope you like our present :P
one more poem please-aaa

tom and jerry
sat on a berry
to eat the cherry
with the curry!

once again appi appi b'day Rrrromantic h*t and s**y bulbbb!!


signing off

-Yaman with his pet!

20120218

manishi brathuku inthae...manasu gathi inthaee!

since the regular reader of this blog got engaged, i think i am writing this one to read it myself once in a while. so as usual u can look forward for lot of naansense! :D
there was a blog saved in my Desktop Documents on Desktop...thought for exactly 11 seconds and decided to replace that blog with this one...for the over enthu-ed useless reader...dont worry i shall post that mokka blog also in some time. plj see this first! (to understand the title..for the feelings challenged ppl)
but now lets concentrate on this one! enuf of unncessary lacha!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!

melcowe to tanishq!

20110423

whyyy whyyyy!

well u know...its been nearly 100 million years since i blogged!
i used that because unfortunately few weeks ago i watched that movie because i had no work and i dont sing! 100 million BC! is a wonderful movie..Bill Gates should take credit for making this movie a great hit because the dino in this movie was made in microsoft paint!
mmm now that the beginning is good, i actually forgot what i wanted to write...
till i remember that...i make a special dedication!
this blog is dedicated to my cell phone! aeeeyyy bulb readerss...eeeee51! and this is my 51st blog! :D
one of my friends got drunk last weekend and....
"dei maaple...thisshhh time good friday nesst tuusday dhane??!"
whattt??? :O
my sincere advice....the weak hearted...please dont go to the Scary House during the weekend!
u wont find any chicks in the mall and the ghosts inside the house gets scared due to ur presence!
we were watch IPL and all of a sudden...
if u grow long beard..will u get dandruff? :O asked one of the research scholars..
and the replies...
cha cha..due to gravity they'll fall down!
kya fake raha hai yaaro! u wont get drandruff in the beard because u dont think through your chin!
whattey comedy !LOL! ROFL! LLAI! 11! (whatever keyword u use)

hence why whyyy!

-Sundar

unfortunately! i 2nd dedicate (1st my cell :D) this blog to buffalo on her birthday! such a shame!

20110224

I have two words for ya!

and now i unfortunately have a bhek friend who thought she wish she could fly...
and claims that she actually flew once! :O
Me: ya
38 more to go
Buffalo: ooooh aaaaah
Me: govinda govinda
take me higher govindaa
Buffalo: i believe i can fly
Me: sutham!
newton would surely commit suicide!
trust me
he would surely cry out
earth sucks!
Buffalo:LLAI
LLAI
luzo!
LLAI

naam hai teraa teraaaa :O
naam hai teraa teraaaa :?
naam hai teraa teraaaa :mm
naam hai teraa teraaaa :blush
naam hai teraa teraaaa :thu

-eeeeee51Sundar

20110219

whats my naimmee?? whats my naimeee?? whats my naaaiiimee??? my name is.....

ello junta...come put ur hands and legs together and clap like this
(watch from 1:11:20 - 1:11:25)
its time for celebrations...golden jubilee seminar hall blog!
for every department there is a naansense GJ hall...andha effect dhan idhu!the mega keen mokka readers might have noticed that this is just my 49th blog on paper
(i mean on this MOKKA site), but there was a blog buster blog "Phallow HP the PP" which
got deleted accidentally :( so we'll have 2 GJ celebrations!
does this explain the GJ Hall fundaa?? i dint understand this either..so just cut the frog or
bite the bun!whatever!
long long ago i had this conversation with a special person, i am blushing! :D
so thought this would make a perfect 50th blog!

11:52 AM
Muniyamma: paathuten ....chammatha irukkae
infact konjam white ayta madhiri irukka
any secret??
illa photoshop warak aa?
;)
11:53 AM
me: cha cha i am fair u know!
due to the sun my image got darkened
avalavudhan
:blush
thats y my name sun darr!! i am scared of sun
:waa
11:54 AM
Muniyamma: andavaaaaaaaa
go write the name reasoning in ur blog
it is mokkai enuff
me: actually a good topic!


now! people (with the gokri macha effect) no tensions!
get back to whatever naansense u were doing!
i successfully wasted ur 5 mins!

long time no write

-Street Captain Sundar

For the readers info, here is the 'cute' pic! :D

20100921

Sundar's 4 laws of past/present/post teenage

theesko...just take it!

1. ee vayasulo pandhi pilla kooda figure laaga kanipisthundhi!
(for the gult challanged ppl...in this age even a piglet will appear as a figure)
2. ppl who claim they are busy are either really busy ground-nutting or busy doing NOTHING!
3. u'll never say everything that u know!
4. (the third law!)


neeyum kadavul illa ..naanum kadavul illa...aana namma ullu kulla irukardu dhaan kadavul....idu anda kadavul ku dhaan theriyumm...idu enakkum theriyum...hence Naan Kadavul - balli

u aren't god ..me also not a god...but god is within us....this only god knows...i know this...hence I AM GOD - lizard


-Sundar

20100627

I'm just a travelling soldier!!

cheliya cheliya chey jaari ellakee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHoogc4YCjw

if u have skipped this video please go thru' it naansense!
now did u get the feel of the feelings of the hero for the
sonali sonali bendre???
travel in
1 own car+trusktruck+mami's kinetic honda+gypsy+running+
middle la helping one person+romantic dance+again runnning+
waiting+bullet+tractor+running&jumping+asking+running and finally
water seeing and stoping!
the same thing happend to me few days ago!
saw her for the last time while getting in to the auto,
suddenly realized that she is in THE auto, threw my bag down
(infact i was carrying my friends bag, so dint hesitate to throw
that down) and ran behind the auto (with the cheliya cheliya chey
jaari ellake mujic as background). on the way i saw a person selling
malli flower, thought of stealing the cycle from him! but then small feeling
"agar ye mere ko pakad ke khundhal khundhal karke maara to??"
feelings stopped!

on the way...

106/minute was my heart beat
101/143 my BP
will i be able to stop the auto?? can i see her again..desperation!!
no tears...only heavy breath!
its been nearly 25 years since i jogged in the morning and that too
without professionally brushing my teeth!
legs were paining....i was totally a dark person that day,wearing a black jeans
and black t-shirt...no shoes!
now i understand how difficult it is to "run away" with a girl on road!

finally just like our hero stopped after looking at the water and boat, i stopped
after i saw the autostand and auto.
from a distance i can see her sitting in the auto! slow motion-la went near the auto!
she looked like a new air-force suitcase (i know the comparison is weird...
but u c i am THE Street Guy!)!!

and brought her back to the place where she belong (with the john abraham walk)!!

20100619

Pirates of IISc!

Well few years ago a bunch of monkeys got registered in IISc. What started as a time pass relation bloomed to be a one range bond strong enuf to disprove Newtons law of gravity! U jump from a 10 storey building, u are sure to die, does that mean that u'll really jump and see if u die?? this is the very analogy we use in disproving Newtons law! We can but we wont!

Street Guyz literally translates to be 'theru pasanga'. When Back Street Boyz are able to produce mega hits and steal millions of hearts, why cant Street Guyz do the same! please question our answer?..or the other way??? never mind!

We claim that we are not interested in spending time lacha-ing with girls! but unmai ennanaaa....none could get one! :D or none is capable of getting one..be it a friend also! this being the common point among us made us close (not in the physical sense naansense). Never did we think about the exams we flunked, never about the games we lost (ofcourse we lost almost all the games we played :P), the family problems we had or the research tensions we had when we were together!laugh laugh and keep laughing is what we followed throughout these years! there were ppl who asked "How come u bunch of monkeys got admission into IISc??" in the literal sense!

Is it wrong if we egoless creatures talk to eveyone jovially?? Does initiating a talk or a lacha session with a stranger mean that we are less in potential or talent and we desperately wanted to be in their company?? I dont know!!!

Anyways let’s not discuss those things here! Now its sem ending and some of the original street guyz are leaving the campus! And we are very happy to miss them! probably forever! :P (happada!!some saturns are leaving)

This writeup is to proudly inaugurate the "Pirates of IISc" started by Streey Guyz! Mama had the idea and was well supported by the remaining Street Guyz...we rock mannn!!we are not sure of maintaining it properly..but just "gethu" kaaga we are doing this!

the first video is about private life of research scholars!

u can download them from OUR repo. galti se if u get impressed and wanted to share it with ur STD or ISD friends, here are the youtube links!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_tkKdkmCQQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN0NG5pA1RQ

some of the StreetGuyz have the habit of usefully wasting time in writing blogs! 2 of the hopeless ppl can be found here!

http://hrishikeshfriends.blogspot.com/

http://naakemsambandhamledhu.blogspot.com/


Acknowledgments:

We Street Guyz

Kamnaughtyka

Best way to defeat defeat is to make it a habit!

-Street Guyz!

Dare to dream!

20100616

pandaram in pandora!!

hmmm...now that it has become clear that i am not here to be a one range civil engineer , I the mokka fellow proudly make a statement that i was born for a reason, for world's marriage (loka kalyaanam...true translation)! if one mokkai can produce 1 divided by zero number of mokkais in any given time, imagine how many mokkais two mokkais with the same intensity can produce....
aaahuuuuuuuu ahuuuuu ahuuuuuu (with the 300 movie effect) (dont think too much..the number is 1 divided by the square of zero or zero power zero..whatever)
after being bewarse, i thought y not take up the initive of linking the two worlds..in crude language..y cant i take up a part time mama work in order to save the human race!! there has been lot of racial discrimination in this bloody world!
y not link to pandora (ofcourse ppl with long hair only can do that! :D) and c what happens?? the mission has been started as already mentioned with the theme of interplanetary matrimony!
..........with the street guyz background mujic!!!
pandora is a place full of chigucha chingucha kalars! ppl are blue and green...in our earth, teachers beat us blue and green!(or is it black and blue???) please dont interpret that-
"adivaangina erumaigal ellam pandora poi kuduthanam vechitangala???"
guyz are called pandara's and garals pandaram's! they aaave long hair...any communication is through hair attachment! and so the less hair ppl have been taken to the edge of pandora and kicked back to earth! thus...we are a huge collection of 'got kicked' ppl! they have not only kicked us..but hammered us..adhan most of us are short! :P
the very invention of aeroplane (as someone's dad said that opposite of aeroplane is erangoplane) came from the idea of flying birds in pandora...
indian airlines from those birds and british airlines from toruk! makto's equivalent word is pilot in our planet! and toruk makto = kalpana chawla! kind of ppl!(not necessarily of that gender)
"pandora is my planet and i shall get it!"...in weak sense atleast some ppl! shud be the slogan of every living citizen(be it a dog also..no tensions) on 'our' planet! and now its time for u readers to stone ur hearts and make a honorable pledge that
u guyz are going to read the entire story............kilick here

Note: Buffalo is not ready with her script..so the routine boring readers are requested to wait for few T! where T goes from 0 to 628853! :D units are seconds not donkeys!