20120224

dandana darnaaa.....ayyae...oorama po!

Now that the joint venture of pandoram in pandora has been aborted due to technical personal problems! technical is mine and personal is the others! , finally it has been decided to get back to something that both of us are relatively good at!
Disclaimer : no chocolates for guessing the answer!
Acknowledgments : All the figures ( in the figurative sense) attached here are photoshopped so as to bring an eternal peace and charm to the snap and thereby the world. The author acknowledges the subject in the photo who put the authors photoshoppic skills to test. Also we regret to inform that ramasamy hasn't cooperated in the only snap he is present (due to reasons unknown to the human community..possibly due to over blushing).
The second author not obeying the sacred statement "nenappudhan pozhappae kedukum" feels that she is a born william wordsworth - ee (the 2 e's are to represent the female gender) and starts her poetry...

"I very recently described somebody as a 'scruffy dog'
to this 'person' today
And its this person's birthday.
So in a joint effort,
and face full of lefort
we are writing this as her birthday tippu-fort
(chumma oru rhyming kaaga dhan).

So this person, whom she shall refer to, as 'bulbu'
was a scruffy dog herself not so long ago.
(snap with ramasamy below)
The frequency of highpitched 'yaen?!' and 'enakuuuuuuu!'
from her also binds her close to the **beep** community.
So does her affinity to **beep** biscuits.
(and we are not campaigning for pedegree please)
So does sticking her head out of train compartments.
She also used to roll around in maida
with solomon papayya's expression of vaida (rhyming correct)

Alright, admitted, the authors also did it. Buttttttttt
(look up and please note the extra stress on the T)
its something that just fits here, you know.
Now this was back then.

After two years of banglore-isation,
she has now transformed to a pomerianian naay kutti
(read in titanic spoof dhanalaxmi tone).
Gowns, funky haircuts, Black dogs, J to the D's - the whole works.
Little of her is known after this.
Basically because her blog is blocked to public
(except the only one 5')

But I can tell you this.
She is still the naay kutti.
She still sticks her head out of the company cab window.
She still emits high pitched noises.
And still grabs and runs away with other ppl's food
(alright..this is assumed...but there are some things you just cant change!)"

So here's to the changed but eternal 'doggie' bulbu - Happy Birthday!
We hope you like our present :P
one more poem please-aaa

tom and jerry
sat on a berry
to eat the cherry
with the curry!

once again appi appi b'day Rrrromantic h*t and s**y bulbbb!!


signing off

-Yaman with his pet!

20120218

manishi brathuku inthae...manasu gathi inthaee!

since the regular reader of this blog got engaged, i think i am writing this one to read it myself once in a while. so as usual u can look forward for lot of naansense! :D
there was a blog saved in my Desktop Documents on Desktop...thought for exactly 11 seconds and decided to replace that blog with this one...for the over enthu-ed useless reader...dont worry i shall post that mokka blog also in some time. plj see this first! (to understand the title..for the feelings challenged ppl)
but now lets concentrate on this one! enuf of unncessary lacha!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!

melcowe to tanishq!