Mutton biriyani maker to maida making manager!

what does it to take to become a good manager??
first things first...how can one become a manager??
there are lot of answers but i choose my answers and declare them as right!
anthaa naa ishtam...yeda peda em chesinaa adigedhi evarraa?? naa ishtam!!(some of u can dance for a while..i give u 11 seconds!)
CAT two to three times to qualify and 3-4 times to clear the interview and then if u are lucky u can get into IIM's for they have the highest reservation for general category students! 50% !!
are there any reservations for getting a job in google?? or getting married to a yahoo employee??
anyways enga irukkom??...haaann...near the dogs enemy!!
tell me about urself..
I am the king from andhra, i can speak 4 languages, write in 3 languages, boothulu thittify in 6 languages, i listen to mujic..aaal mujic(i mean not literally aal music...the listenable type...ohh no... meaning of listenable vaires from person to person...cha!)...no reservations for particular mujic!
i play inside door and outside door games!
i gaat prathibha awaard for gen enthu exams i passed in 12th and shame to shame scholl for kuppa kotting 4 years in BITS!(someone asked if i was from bharathi institute of technology and science, cha, such a shame, Birla nu solli tholingada from next time :( )
my haabies are watching TV..specially cookery shows!
i am istrong in _____ and ______ and also _______!(blanks not to be filled by the readers).
this is what any broken mouth gult will tell in any interview(company or coll)
interviewer(s): wakey...what is AP famous for??
Sir, it is phamous for rice sir..spicy spicy raaaaice! second largest philm industry in india sir! hussain saagar there sir..and even i am there sir :O!
interviewer1: waat is telugu film industry called?
tollywood
interviewr2: what is bengali film industry called?
no idea sirji!
interview1: it is also called tollywood
(all laugh laugh...till someone who actually dint follow the conversation stop laughing....now,dont worry,while typing i dint know what i was typing! :D)
interviewer1:tell me the woods u know?? other than sherkhan woods!
tollywood,kollywood,bollywood,holywood...mmm..mmmm.mmmm...aaaaan sandalwoooddd!!!
(whatteyyy)
interviewer2:u said u dhek cookery shows...tell me the making of some spicy diss of andhraa.
Mutton biriyaani saaar, boil the goat and rice firstthen take the kadaai, put ___,____ and dash in that!
#$^#$& #%^*& #%^* @#$^ $&^% &*@$#!^%N* @&% @%$ *&(@$^! %!# ^%^& *& ^&@&
add some garlic and ginger paste..then !#$ #^$^&*(() )#@$ ~@#%^%$&^& ^#&
thats alll....biriyaani ready!! ooh sorry between the second and third step u shud add saalt! :P

aeeeggjacktly!! this is what happen(s)(ed) in IIM interview!!
"trustttt the power of half"!...this is sujams half and not the quarter's half! :D
pleasee aaa!!