Adhi Neeneee!!

long long ago so long ago...only i know how long ago..i was asked to give a presentation so that the faculty can time pass with me for 1-2 hrs! :D
that was supposed to be a serious presentation! conversion from MSc to PhD!
and my prof had already lost hopes in me clearing the interview after seeing my one range performance in the first semester! :P
he spoke to me for 2-3 days and told me what i shud say and asked me to prepare ppt and show it to him...which prof would do that?? he is a great man!! the readers are requested to bow once!!
he almost wrote the entire material in my notes and just asked me to present it in a creative way! he had the enthusiam, energy and lot of expectation in me that time! i confidently noded my head and said "Yess Sir!!"
2 days over!
i came ..he saw and he was captured!!
My Prof: I expected some technical creativity!
PRESENTATION
was i wrong??? common r10d!!

Mutton biriyani maker to maida making manager!

what does it to take to become a good manager??
first things first...how can one become a manager??
there are lot of answers but i choose my answers and declare them as right!
anthaa naa ishtam...yeda peda em chesinaa adigedhi evarraa?? naa ishtam!!(some of u can dance for a while..i give u 11 seconds!)
CAT two to three times to qualify and 3-4 times to clear the interview and then if u are lucky u can get into IIM's for they have the highest reservation for general category students! 50% !!
are there any reservations for getting a job in google?? or getting married to a yahoo employee??
anyways enga irukkom??...haaann...near the dogs enemy!!
tell me about urself..
I am the king from andhra, i can speak 4 languages, write in 3 languages, boothulu thittify in 6 languages, i listen to mujic..aaal mujic(i mean not literally aal music...the listenable type...ohh no... meaning of listenable vaires from person to person...cha!)...no reservations for particular mujic!
i play inside door and outside door games!
i gaat prathibha awaard for gen enthu exams i passed in 12th and shame to shame scholl for kuppa kotting 4 years in BITS!(someone asked if i was from bharathi institute of technology and science, cha, such a shame, Birla nu solli tholingada from next time :( )
my haabies are watching TV..specially cookery shows!
i am istrong in _____ and ______ and also _______!(blanks not to be filled by the readers).
this is what any broken mouth gult will tell in any interview(company or coll)
interviewer(s): wakey...what is AP famous for??
Sir, it is phamous for rice sir..spicy spicy raaaaice! second largest philm industry in india sir! hussain saagar there sir..and even i am there sir :O!
interviewer1: waat is telugu film industry called?
tollywood
interviewr2: what is bengali film industry called?
no idea sirji!
interview1: it is also called tollywood
(all laugh laugh...till someone who actually dint follow the conversation stop laughing....now,dont worry,while typing i dint know what i was typing! :D)
interviewer1:tell me the woods u know?? other than sherkhan woods!
tollywood,kollywood,bollywood,holywood...mmm..mmmm.mmmm...aaaaan sandalwoooddd!!!
(whatteyyy)
interviewer2:u said u dhek cookery shows...tell me the making of some spicy diss of andhraa.
Mutton biriyaani saaar, boil the goat and rice firstthen take the kadaai, put ___,____ and dash in that!
#$^#$& #%^*& #%^* @#$^ $&^% &*@$#!^%N* @&% @%$ *&(@$^! %!# ^%^& *& ^&@&
add some garlic and ginger paste..then !#$ #^$^&*(() )#@$ ~@#%^%$&^& ^#&
thats alll....biriyaani ready!! ooh sorry between the second and third step u shud add saalt! :P

aeeeggjacktly!! this is what happen(s)(ed) in IIM interview!!
"trustttt the power of half"!...this is sujams half and not the quarter's half! :D
pleasee aaa!!

Yeiii aatha aathoramaa vaariyaa????

this is the first time i am actually writing a blog directly in the "new blog" page! for confused people, i usually type it in notepad and then copy paste that here, (u ppl shud learn how to waste the minutest of a minute! )
today we had a genTHU (gen+enthu=genTHU, erumai maadu samasamu) discuxion regarding power cut!
while walking to the mess, suddenly campus la power cut, are some timepass terrorists going to attack IISc??
actually whats the use of them attacking the institute. as far as minimum common sense is concerned, they attack the most crowded places! i will tell you some reasons why IISc is a safe place!
1) Physics department, magical maze, u enter from one door ..that door leads to many doors, the naansense is that that is the only door which is the entry and exit! so if the terrr plant the bomb in this department, 100% sure he also "in the airrrrrrrrrrr"
2) Physical Chemisty departments, can a human being resist the fragrance of those labs??? atleast i cant! and moreover professional terrorists wear the masks, so b4 placing the bomb itself, he'll die of suffocation!
3) "Library me bomb blast!! 3243 books partially burnt" will be the head lines if they plan for an explosion in library! :D
4) Engineering departments are far far away from the entrance, anyways they'll be disappointed to see no one in the departments so they wont take the risk of attacking any engineering division.
5) The diro,registrar and co dont know what they would be doing or where they would be staying at any point of time...so no point in targeting them!
6) "Prakruthi","T-board" and "gymcafe" are the places where u can find many ppl..but after so many disappointments and no proper food in the mess, the terrorists would want to have some thing here...so on some idiotic proverb basis, they will not destroy these two+one=three places!
7) No temples in the campus..and there is one hanuman temple outside the campus. how will a bachelor help in love matters! u tell me! (terrorist gets mentally upset).
8) No steps to climb the clock tower..so he cant climb and commit suicide here! :(
9) Students in IISc have more hair and beard and the girls here are stronger than men (physically and mentally) so no one would try a "human bomb" concept! :P
10) U need to be qualified in any of the following examinations to enter the campus! :P
GATE,IISc entrance, CSIR etc.,
11) After seeing the fightings between prof and student, they'll think that killing them will only make them happy..let them fight like this only! haaannn!! :calm

readers are requested to vijit the campus and personally verify the details (in case of disagreement).

and...andha paatu sema kuttha irukku!!!

Whattey League! Hurryyyy!

Indian premier league..the craze of indian youth, not because tendulkar is playing well or yusuf and symonds are small baby like fighting..it is because raj and bal aren't taking the cheerleader issue seriously and are actually enjoying watching them dance! :P without any dress constraints! :D(no dividing and ruling this statement please)
flash news says that IPL is next to NBA in salaries! :O
btw why did hockey become out national game..was it because we won one hockey world cup and so self declared it as a national game? :O
anyways lite take, let us not bother about that!
since there are lot of companies that are unable to save money and are sponsoring naansense ppl, we thought of a brilliant idea of starting the same and generate revenue for out future plans..lot of plans....start a company/do post doc/go to pandora/world tour/....!
we have gained confidence and support from out RPL (R-Block Premier League) and emathified one person that we would be taking over zimbabwe the next year!
now we are planning for Bangalore Premier League or Bengaluru Godavalu Prathyaksha Prasaram! (IPL la fightings dhane happening..so feelings true translation).
The teams were formed and we are waiting for the sponsors to sponz the teams!
1. Yeshwanthput Night Riders
2. Majestic Super Queens
3. Mathikere Manga's
4. Jayanagar Gaints
5. Koramangala Korangi's
6. Malleshwaram Marams
7. Electronic Elichavaays
8. Garuda Govinda's
9. Mantri Mall Monkeys
10. Hebbal Azhagi's
11. IISc Goyyalaka's
the rules are simple..
a) each team consists of 8 players+3 subs (there is only one sub in r10d nu mokka podaadhinga :x)+ 1 ball boy+ no coach(dhanda soru).
b) no kannada actor should own any team( we respect the feelings of human beings, poster laye paaka mudiyaadhu...idhula live telecast na lot of social issues will arise..these shall not be discussed here, the readers are requested to send in personal mails to know more abt these).
c) buying of players are subject to terms and conditions which shall be disclosed once the owners identify themselves (gen enthu venum na...i can say that no owner is allowed to buy for more than 36 Cr).
d) owners shall get their own cheerleaders(non-indians)...srilanka and pakisthan bhi chaltha hai).
e) all matches shall be played in IISc, with an option of whether the teams will play cricket or football depending upon toss and the availability of ground.(we encourage all sports). Roulette wheel based game decisions are under consideration with cricket,football,volleyball,gilli-danda,goli,carrom,chess,throwball,wrestle mania as potential games.
f) regarding the players, 2 gults+2 illads+1 kannadiga+1 mallu+1 marathi+2 rajasthani's (insti quota)+some time pass 2 General category + 1 STD as a ball boy.(no bosho bosho bongs please)

the remaining rules and regulations shall be posted in next to next to next blog...or may not be posted at all..after all this is my blog! democracy! :P thats all for now...thank you for tuning in! now get lost!

for streetguyz
Dr. Sundar! (year 2013)

talk less...dont work!!!

tamil padam! whattey padam!! shabaash, mind blowing! otified lot of hero's and movies! i am going to try something of that sort now..not with any movie or hero but with naansense and naansenses!(blogs and bloggers!) some random idiot promised that he is going to make every one understand the sense and scent and kampu of life..no idea what the hell he is doing!! people hype that they do lot of work in the office and no time to even breath and when they are at insti..the same old story ..macha lot of assignments and tests da...life la edhavadhu plukkanum da , naansense i waraked for 2 years and b4 that studied for 4 years in the same insti that most of the readers (infact all) graduated from. this hype is not acceptable wrt any bloody standards! and next comes the person who writes about the world,books(relaxx...its just about one notebook),objects,sarees,abt that persons hopeless life,typical girly type(i mean serials) etc., this had migrated from one place to another...so we can expect something like bevarse bangalore just like the singara chennai!
one bhek fellow intelligently used to write paatalu..direct aa singithae emavuthundho aadiki thelusu..and he is absconding as of now. i expect him to be fasting somewhere near the necklace road koovam!
and then the dhol!the slim ramp walk remi (remo's female version)! half centuary over out of which only few can be understood or rather read! because lot of that naansense is really a naansense which a gaussian reader cannot understand!sigh garfield,clip vesuko thesuko and then chatuko,1000 elephants ekku and pongal thinu,love the airtel customer care,fattest fat weddings..totally a pozhapuless garal i shud say!!
inka last lo thinu...the episode girl! first two as usual good..last either missing or mokka!video the colorblind, roll the model, eat the chicken and kick the rukk are some of her coals!
this is just a gen enthu blog...readers are requested to send in their feedback only throug mails and postings...live attack and ear damaging regarding this blog will not be entertained/appreciated!

Mugguru Bevarsegaallu!!- 3 idiots-true translation!

someone said it is a make of the book 5. someone! I am not going to discuss about that as i haven't read that mokka book.
"Hey i am going to urvashi theatre this sunday to watch avatar!" said one of my friends last friday,by the time i decided to watch the movie, the tickets got over! so with the intention of watching some movie, i went to the first day 3rd show of the movie......yess...some of the readers are right! The wild Hunter- Vettaikaaran! Ilaya Dalapathi...Jindabaad!
Booked tickets for Avatar movie! great success..u know i have the freedom to go to the movies even on weekdays! democracy--as i say!
Monday gone...we were with one range enthusiasm to watch the first 3D movie of our life! :hee
Lot of mokka discussions between us...
shud wear our regular specs while watching the movie?
Is it Ok if we sit in the first row?? will it make any difference??
What is the material of construction of the specs?
Can we start a 3D company for making specs?
and lot more of these....
The day before the day, one of the persons backs out!
next.....pressure builds upon...what to do????
finallyu....convinced a girl for the movie...
was a bit of hardwork, but never mind it!!
11 PM chai session...very quick discussion reg the movie
nite 12 over! show day came (wednesday!! hurray!!)
wednesday morning 1:20 AM, i took out the ticket and started to get back to room. Just before leaving the lab, uncle wanted to have a look at the ticket! He saw and was silent! Next the bhek mahesh saw the ticket and he also kept quite! I saw the ticket and asked y they are quite! They shouted at me saying that 22nd was the show date...
Me: "so what??....wait....what is today???(in the literal sense...not the concept that only when u sleep and wake up u feel u are into the next day)".
I then took out my Eeeeeeeee51 and convinced myself that the day we had the mokka discussion was the day we were supposed to clear all our doubts regarding the 3D glasses! :P

hmph! what a dayy!!

1. one person backing out for the movie that we already missed.
2. nite 11 ku convincing a person to come for the movie the next day..and that too morning!
3. I booked 5 tickets, one ticket i booked for a person without even informing that we are going for the movie.
4. i sent the details of the tickets to the remaining two fellows who dint even bother to go thru' it.
5. 1000 tickets + convinience charge 75 bokka!

And so the kartha KARMA and kriya for what ever happened were we the 3 idiots! The KING being THE proud leader!!

Taste of Defeat!

Taste of Defeat!

The first match of the "Gautam Memorial Open Volley Ball Tournament" started yesterday with heavy showers and so the matches were postponed to today. Science Vs Engineering was the exhibition match, and next was some mokka match! Next came the match of the mokka's: Street Guyz Vs Random Volleys (ella namba pasangadhan :P).
Toss: Captain of the street guyz team(sudeep) played his part in winning the toss and elected to serve first. Our captain was the most OUTSTANDING captain and so was asked to stay outside the court till the end of the game! :D
The first set was great...Street Guyz won, and u can guess what happened next....Random Volleys won the second and third! so we lost the game(as usual).
This shud be celebrated as the opponent were also street guyz with different name.however this dint happen!there is something hopeless about this defeat! i have never felt in this way for any defeat in my life, of course i have succeeded occasionally in my life, many times i lost when i when i really wanted to succeed! but what makes this defeat a special one??four points shud be enuf to make the readers understand this
1) I dint play the game
2) Street Guyz played seriously
3) After the match each one was pointing out the mistakes committed by the other
4) and finally to top it, we lost the match!
Silence in the camp, even in the mess ppl were discussing about the mistakes that they committed! as a normal person,therez nothing wrong in doing that. But we are STREET GUYZ! its been over an year since the Street Guyz gang was formed and never for any match we did this seriously! we point out others mistakes and laugh like hell, this made out team famous among the guyz! (no idea what the other baek fellows think abt us :P) and now all of a sudden everything has changed! is it only me who is unaffected by change?? or may be writing a serious blog can be termed as a change!
aaan where were we?? the mess scene....after 10 mins of their serious discussion, i had something to say in the gap!
"You guyz should have either played seriously and won the match or should have enjoyed the game and lost, but u dint do any of them! so just shut your mouth and carry on with ur dinner!" i was 100% sure that none would dare to oppose me!after this the discussion went on but this time everyone were laughing and screaming! ppl started to join us and it was the old "Street Guyz" again!
Now i have decided not to represent the team if my players are serious about winning the game! dream about winning all the matches, u are sure that u'll win in ur dreams and if u loose in that also, wake up, wash your face and then sleep, you'll surely win! :D. real life is not the same, a defeat is tastier than victory if u can add some Kodak moments to you life!laugh once in a while thinking about the mistake ur friend made and the way u guyz commented him after that! i still remember the way we played in our first volley ball tournament in the beginning of this year, the sixer that sudeep hit, the way mama played, the expressions sridhar and kgk gave, the comments of shareef, selambals of cedt. i dont think u'll really believe me if i say that while typing the above sentences, i had a big smile on my face remembering those incidences! :)
hmm anywayz now everything appears to be normal but i dont know what will happen in the next match! i better stay away from it! :P
learn to appreciate defeat, enjoy defeat, share defeat, love defeat, work hard for defeat!!
the best way to defeat defeat is to make it a habit! :D