Mugguru Bevarsegaallu!!- 3 idiots-true translation!

someone said it is a make of the book 5. someone! I am not going to discuss about that as i haven't read that mokka book.
"Hey i am going to urvashi theatre this sunday to watch avatar!" said one of my friends last friday,by the time i decided to watch the movie, the tickets got over! so with the intention of watching some movie, i went to the first day 3rd show of the movie......yess...some of the readers are right! The wild Hunter- Vettaikaaran! Ilaya Dalapathi...Jindabaad!
Booked tickets for Avatar movie! great success..u know i have the freedom to go to the movies even on weekdays! democracy--as i say!
Monday gone...we were with one range enthusiasm to watch the first 3D movie of our life! :hee
Lot of mokka discussions between us...
shud wear our regular specs while watching the movie?
Is it Ok if we sit in the first row?? will it make any difference??
What is the material of construction of the specs?
Can we start a 3D company for making specs?
and lot more of these....
The day before the day, one of the persons backs out!
next.....pressure builds upon...what to do????
finallyu....convinced a girl for the movie...
was a bit of hardwork, but never mind it!!
11 PM chai session...very quick discussion reg the movie
nite 12 over! show day came (wednesday!! hurray!!)
wednesday morning 1:20 AM, i took out the ticket and started to get back to room. Just before leaving the lab, uncle wanted to have a look at the ticket! He saw and was silent! Next the bhek mahesh saw the ticket and he also kept quite! I saw the ticket and asked y they are quite! They shouted at me saying that 22nd was the show date...
Me: "so what??....wait....what is today???(in the literal sense...not the concept that only when u sleep and wake up u feel u are into the next day)".
I then took out my Eeeeeeeee51 and convinced myself that the day we had the mokka discussion was the day we were supposed to clear all our doubts regarding the 3D glasses! :P

hmph! what a dayy!!

1. one person backing out for the movie that we already missed.
2. nite 11 ku convincing a person to come for the movie the next day..and that too morning!
3. I booked 5 tickets, one ticket i booked for a person without even informing that we are going for the movie.
4. i sent the details of the tickets to the remaining two fellows who dint even bother to go thru' it.
5. 1000 tickets + convinience charge 75 bokka!

And so the kartha KARMA and kriya for what ever happened were we the 3 idiots! The KING being THE proud leader!!

Taste of Defeat!

Taste of Defeat!

The first match of the "Gautam Memorial Open Volley Ball Tournament" started yesterday with heavy showers and so the matches were postponed to today. Science Vs Engineering was the exhibition match, and next was some mokka match! Next came the match of the mokka's: Street Guyz Vs Random Volleys (ella namba pasangadhan :P).
Toss: Captain of the street guyz team(sudeep) played his part in winning the toss and elected to serve first. Our captain was the most OUTSTANDING captain and so was asked to stay outside the court till the end of the game! :D
The first set was great...Street Guyz won, and u can guess what happened next....Random Volleys won the second and third! so we lost the game(as usual).
This shud be celebrated as the opponent were also street guyz with different name.however this dint happen!there is something hopeless about this defeat! i have never felt in this way for any defeat in my life, of course i have succeeded occasionally in my life, many times i lost when i when i really wanted to succeed! but what makes this defeat a special one??four points shud be enuf to make the readers understand this
1) I dint play the game
2) Street Guyz played seriously
3) After the match each one was pointing out the mistakes committed by the other
4) and finally to top it, we lost the match!
Silence in the camp, even in the mess ppl were discussing about the mistakes that they committed! as a normal person,therez nothing wrong in doing that. But we are STREET GUYZ! its been over an year since the Street Guyz gang was formed and never for any match we did this seriously! we point out others mistakes and laugh like hell, this made out team famous among the guyz! (no idea what the other baek fellows think abt us :P) and now all of a sudden everything has changed! is it only me who is unaffected by change?? or may be writing a serious blog can be termed as a change!
aaan where were we?? the mess scene....after 10 mins of their serious discussion, i had something to say in the gap!
"You guyz should have either played seriously and won the match or should have enjoyed the game and lost, but u dint do any of them! so just shut your mouth and carry on with ur dinner!" i was 100% sure that none would dare to oppose me!after this the discussion went on but this time everyone were laughing and screaming! ppl started to join us and it was the old "Street Guyz" again!
Now i have decided not to represent the team if my players are serious about winning the game! dream about winning all the matches, u are sure that u'll win in ur dreams and if u loose in that also, wake up, wash your face and then sleep, you'll surely win! :D. real life is not the same, a defeat is tastier than victory if u can add some Kodak moments to you life!laugh once in a while thinking about the mistake ur friend made and the way u guyz commented him after that! i still remember the way we played in our first volley ball tournament in the beginning of this year, the sixer that sudeep hit, the way mama played, the expressions sridhar and kgk gave, the comments of shareef, selambals of cedt. i dont think u'll really believe me if i say that while typing the above sentences, i had a big smile on my face remembering those incidences! :)
hmm anywayz now everything appears to be normal but i dont know what will happen in the next match! i better stay away from it! :P
learn to appreciate defeat, enjoy defeat, share defeat, love defeat, work hard for defeat!!
the best way to defeat defeat is to make it a habit! :D

Street Ball Game! 7's cup

A blog after a really long time..
the theme of this essay is street ball game, the reason for this confusion is that lot of our theru porikis haven't played football since ages and so all of them wanted to be the goal keeper so that they can use the entire body to defend themselves!
and so the street guyz team was formed with 1 captain 6 vicecaptains and one player. We were forced by the organizing committee to give the names of three substitues which we gave as pimpa,mama and buffon!
Our inaug started with a clash with the Smiling Budhas. Budhas were sportive guyz, they played really good football!
first half we tried out best but could give only one goal! the culprit was the goal keeper KGK whose height stopped many goals unintentionally!
second half goal keeper change, shareef wore the gloves! as the game progressed, deepu the captain hit a goal, a stunning goal! celebrations all over! and after that the captain never laughed as he got injured! some how we got a replacement for him and the game resumed. This time it was my turn, i intelligently gelikified the ball going directly to the goalkeeper and due to the deflection, the goal keeper got confused and i got a goal to my name! celebrations again! yahooo! The third goal was by our dance master shu, who hit the ball with a keeka spinning effect, as usual celebrations after the goal!
by now the smiling budhas stopped smiling and in the last 7mins hit 2 goals , we couldn't do anything and so we with sportive spirit celebrated for those 2 goals! :D
match ended! "well played well played" screamings all over!
Street Guyz hits 4 goals! Smiling Budhas hit 2 goals! all the six into the same goal post! so the summary was
we lost the game 0-6. I as an acting captain lead from the front by hitting a goal into our goal post.

second match ..on the way!

ennadi muniyamma ur eye le eyetex...who give eyetex? this OC la vandha eyetex...nee front lae pona, me back la escapee

hmm...lot of marriages happening now a days! after 4 years may be my marriage will be
referred to as "Dr Sundar uncles" wedding by the children of my friends.
IISc girls whom we sight adichify are also getting married...so just like the c coding, my
life has become a d coding
for d = 1 to infinity
d=d-1
end
d means darling!
we have started a tradition of calling ppl with their name and adding a suffix 'd' in
order to partially escape from the thuppals! like.. md means muniyamma darling! :D
we had a lot of confusion and then tried adding department as a prefix so as to avoid the dual muniyamma confusion! all the alphabets are full now...we are now in search of ud wd xd,yd and zd!
I demand the readers help!! :D

*ing : Prabhu Deva, Ashima

Prabhu deva is a one range poor boy who is looked after by people of a small village. some mokka in the middle..and next our prabhu plans to suttify the money of rich people and give it to people in need.He uses the concept of allauddin and the magic lamp. All people write their problems in a small chit and drop it in a box, our hero tells them that he has a magic lamp and convinces them that the genie will solve their problems.This is the main theme,and as usual he falls in love with a girl who is somehow related to the villain and then some tragedy,sufferings, punch dialogues, THE END(I think a happy one).

*ing : Rajini, Shriya

The BOSS starts off by trying to do good things, as usual gets into deep trouble and used the one rupee coin to get back his property and suttifies the black money of the rich people and uses it to build different CIVIL structures so as to provide education and employment to poor people.Some masala and love story in between...birth right of tamil industry! :D

*ing : Vikram, Sadaf

Multiple personality disorder, the hero matrixes with villain(s) and kills them.In the end he'll be given some treatment and both of them (vikki and sada) travel in a train. Here the movie ends saying that he has not changed his character and continues to destroy people who commit mistakes.

I think you people have got an idea of the three movies above. Now please read the bold lines once again...are you done???? ()jacktly you are right..that makes a new movie.

The basic chit idea is from "Allauddin", the money for helping is got through "Sivaji"-The Boss's idea. you might be wondering y is the anniyan movie included?? Ya that is the ending, our hero gets transfered to some other chom place and he reads the hindi chits and says to himself that he has to start the matter again. That effectively means that the story is incomplete..its just a time pass of 3:30 hrs :x with no conclusions!

I strongly feel that the directors of Sivaji,Thoranai and this movie have a competition among themselves..."who can show shriya better??!!" naansense this should be given first prize! :P I donno if shakira's hips lie or not, but definitely shriya's hip is a fraud...total lies! :calm

The songs and vadivels comedy only add to the time and has nothing to do with entertainment. I appreciate the last villain..he has an item song to his name( does item song add power to a villain ??). Miss ITEM's last song is good..ofcourse after watching 3 hrs of this movie you will surely like this song ;)).."My name is meenakumari, i am from kanyakumari...."

One good point is that everything is made clear..i mean if the CBI enters the office and if no one is there, "SATURDAY" is displayed at the bottom right of the screen and the hero's flying effect is explained by the pulley and rope technology!

I think you have guessed the movie.

Finally the punch line: Mokkasamy-sema kadi!

Loveria and/or Love Flu

1) Whenever you come online, u stay invisible all the time!
2) Once in a while you say the punch dialogue "machi ellarum enna marandhutanga da :(...no one calls me!!"
3) You write any competitive exam atleast 2 times! :P
4) You hate the place where you stay, but you love your job and company.
5) Constant Question:why did you call her/him and y not me??

This is an open source...additions are melcow!

ayyo swine flu....ayyo swine flu!!!

i pity the "swine flu" flu!!! paavam ppl keep all sorts of funky names to it...
yeii i got swine flu....sounds normal..but
heyyy i got H1N1...

greattt...congratsss machi!!!
clap clap clap!!

yesterday we had a kutti lacha session in the mess (ofcourse with the other mokka street guyz).
The topic is "how to escape from swine flu?"
the 'knowledge transfer' goes like this...

Lighthouse :machi i have planned to stich a mask for myself da..
Me: deiii...i'll join you..we shall stich and sell them in the campus.
Sushant:Dont use black colour...i dont wear black...
Selambals:eeeyyy enna wine pathi pesitu irukkenga...
Lighthouse: budhi enga poogudhu paaru..kudigaara naayee..."swine flu" pathi pesitu irukkom da ______!!
Me: oru vela swine flu ku alcohol na allergy aa irukkumoo???
Lighthouse:machi..nambu technical aa pesuvom...swine flu is allergic to C2H5OH!!
Sushant:we'll have the IISc logo printed on the mask!!
Lighthouse: and we'll say..u can get any number printed on the mask...
Selambals:deii...keela C-Mess nu poduvomlaaaaaa
Lighthouse and Me : Podaaaa _________
Lighthouse: machi..naan andha swine flu ooda family head ae kooptu warning kudakalaam nu nenachitu irukken..unga pasanga seriya behave pannamaatengurangunu...nee enna feel panre??
Everyone:what an idea sirji!!
Selambals:deii...outside bangalore, oru board poduvom.."no entry for swine flu" nu
Me:Ada cha...language problem da...adhukku enna language theriyumo eppidi therinjikardhu...
Lighthouse:aaama periyya language...ellam language la poduvom...andha family la edhavadhu padicha flu irukkama pooguma!

ayyo swine flu...ayyo swine flu!!!
i dont think "swine flu" flu will attack us after reading this blog!! :D

Pattuko the Parigeththae Plane!!

hmmm....after lot of thuppals, i decided something!!
no more 4 crores topic..no more 'ladki-ladki' blogs and no more _______ (gap to be filled later)!!
it was already 9...the boarding usually stops 30 min b4 the departure of the flight!! so i had to rush to the other side of the bus station to catch a taxi!!
finally got a taxi..that fellow said that he'll make sure that the taxi reaches the airport by sharp 10!!! ada podannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg nu me telling and going to other fellow! he total bioscope showing , telliding that...traffic jam may delay u..so better take a train and reach the place (bangalore!) me the Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!and finally one guy told that he'll take me there for 300 bucks!!me telling waaakeeeeeeeeeyy edho onnu panni tholaa! :( and got into it!
comedy ennanaa he on the way asking me the route to the airport!!i got angry and wen the taxi stopped near a signal, i asked the adjacent taxi driver that if knows the way to airport!
he told yes and i S from this taxi and got into that taxi...it was eggjacktly 9:15!!
so by then i lite take hopes of getting into flight in time....i always catch chennai city buses while running..sometimes i dreamt of doing the same thing for flights..and now is the chance for me to do it!!! i thanked GOD for giving me an opportunity to PROVE Myself!! :D
some how the driver reached the airport by 9:45!!
actually the boarding time closes at around 9:30..but our local transport beeku fellows allow passengers even when the flight is abt to leave....and thank god they waited for ME!!!i really got the feeling of a KING for the first time!
as soon as i saw the flight i started running towards it..one of the idiots there asked me to get into the bus and told that it is the policy of their company to take the passengers near the flight..so me went inside and sat there!
appoo vechaaa paaaru aaappuuuuu!!! one flight was ready to take off and the bus had to wait till the flight took offff!! :x
the steps came away and then i reached the flight....they again took the trolley near the flight and i got into the flight.....i was really in great tension...apooodhaaan the air hostess called me and said "Thanks for coming SIR!!!" i wasn't in any mood to look at her...moreover she wasn't that goood!! :(
this time in spice jet, seats are alloted so no need to fight for window seats!!last time when i took AIR DECCAN i saw ppl jumping and pushing each other to catch a window seats...i thought of putting a hand key that time but took back the idea as "Sundar is a Verra GOOD BOY"!!
finally i sat in my seat...C23!!
the person next to me said a big HI and introduced himself
"Allo i yaam a Country Manager for a Switzerland Country Company!!"
by this introduction i thought that that person must be someone like Buffallo and lite took talking with him!!
actually my friend was calling me from 4 hrs and i had to keep him waiting...thank god there were 3 girls and a guy in the cabit crew so i called him and told him that i wanted to attend the calll!!
by the way my friends name is NATURE!!
he told that sorry SIR u'll have to wait for some time.so i had to wait...apoovaee that idiot air hostess came near me and gave me biscuits and water bottle..i din know wat to say..just took them and kept aside...after 30 min he came and asked me to go!! "Dhaivamaaaeeeeeeee" was my expression!!! :P
came back and snached 5 chocolates from the air hostess and with lots and lots of PILANI memories slept !!
woke up when the flight landed in hyd.. we weren't allowed to get out of the flight..so sat there staring at the air ghostessss!!! :D

Tragedy!!

Long long ago...so long ago...even i cant remember how long ago....circle-cirlce-circle.....
that was a Yo saturday!! i emathified my Mami by telling that i have to urgently go to the PS station regarding an important project work!!i went to the DMS and took the as usual 23C.......
sat in the bus.....journey started!!!!
approximately 11 hours ago.......(again coils back to form)
"heyyy!! how are u???"
"naakenti....raaju laa unna!!"
"nuvventi chennai lo??"
"haaan ikkade unna gatha mudu nelaluga"
"sare aithae repu free aaaa??"
"free aee...lunch ki kaludhaamaaa???"
"lunch aithae naaku kastha late avuthundhi..actually monday exam undhi :( chadhavaali....so 11 ki ala kaluddam"
"sare ..done..repu kaludhham"
"ok"
(now back to present)
its been more than 5 years since i saw HER!! .....
actually in my school (9th and 10th), girls and boys used to sit separatelyi mean in two different rows. per bench either 2 boys or 2 girls! :angry
(in my old school, we were forced to sit one boy and one girl per bench...cha sudden change of school has many dis-advantages :()
i donno y..i was the only person to talk to this girl verra frequently..may be i had a crush on her that time (who knows) or may be because....hmph i dont know!
we were just good friends,
"boy can you give me your bio notes?"
"yes girl have it, please return it to me in a proper state"
(yess...my notes one range clearrr and beautipulll, so all students fight for my notes :D)
i am poor in telugu...so i used to take her notes to see if what ever i have written is actually telugu or not :P
hmmm anywayz lots to sayyyy...lite take some day one day shall come!!
got down near the kailasam stop and called her...she asked me to wait neat the sangeetha restaurant. i went there and stood there for 6-11 mins....there she comes....
delicious...yummy... :hee....mmmmm
yaya u ppl are right!!
she bought me two to three JUMBO dairy milk chocolates !!
Y do girls give chocolates(mostly dairy milk) when they meet someone after a long time..or when they are tata telling to someone??someone please explain!!
she was afraid that some watchman of the womens hostel might see her, so we went into the sangeetha restaurant( did she trick me?? :waa)
this was one of the worst restaurants i have been to...naansense assalu padhathi ledhu..i got the feeling of jantharmantar :P
got the menu card...i told my mami that i would return for lunch and so decided to take something light ...medu vada...the peoples choice!! :D i dont remember what she ordered!! we gen enthu talked for some time some time na literally sometime dhan...say 30mins! :( i then said "what else??"...
"we'll have some juice" was the answer! :P
our taste matching matching...both of us choose pineapple!
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( i am blushing)

we had the juice...bill came ...134 rupees!! and me only the HERO like...kept 150 and 10 rupess .."keep the change"
so i took the remaining 6 rupees..put it in the back pocket!!and we both came out of the restaurant!!
tata tata!
i came back to the kailasam stop...ti teee ti teee...got a message
"it was wonderful talking to u after many years.keep in touch.bye"
me also
"yaya me too.Tata!:-)"
got into the bus..."ticketss.....yaaradhu tickettu"
....conductor came!!
i opened my purse and found.......a khaaali purse...:O
ohhh godddd!!!!
(saapattuketoo ledhu paataina paadu brotherrrr...)
devudaaa........Analysis.....
i dint check the dosh b4 leaving home! i had ()jacktly 150 rupees!!
134 bill..
10 keep the change and 6????
yesss thattu the back pocketttt!!!!six rupeesss...six rupeesss!!!!!!
thank god!!! thanks for the six rupees!! :P
and so 6 is also one of my lucky numbers!!

Sillithanam!!-Part 3

check check.... one two six...one two six.....
the third part of my "sillithanam" is specially dedicated to my sister!! :P

sometime in august-september.....
i dint know that 5C and 5 go through mujic academy bus stop,so had to walk till DMS,catch a 23C/19G/29L/A23C,get down at some kailasam and then walk to the near by stop towards taramani and then catch a 5/5C/5T to go to my PS! :(
i wore a white cotton jeans and red shirt that day and to my bad luck, it rained heavily the previous day! :(
(two feelings expressed)
all the dubukk IT ppl used to wait at that stop so that they can catch some bus that goes that way and get down at tidel park. anyone there know the location of tidel parkkk??? fyn i'll tell u, its just 100m away from the kailasam bus stop!! and these ppl prefer to travel through a bus...someone please explain me the psycology of IT ppl..anywayz thats not the idea of this blog, but ppl willing to explain are most welcome(treat not assured though).mmmm where were we....aaaaan some bevarse day and me waiting near the kailasam for some bus to come!!
not many gilrs were there...two or three i think..and as usual with their bill payers!! :D
bus vachhindhi bus vachhindhi bus vachhesindhi!!!!
b4 someone could get in i got in though the back entrance and all of a sudden kevvvvvvvv (ppl screaming)...me bulbing..then the conductor started to shout...me still bulbing....
i noticed that none of the ppl got into the bus except me and the ppl who kevved were girls. then i got a great doubt....did i get into a ladies bus????
yessssss....jump jump jump in the air!!!jumpedd!!!

its because of u and only U I managed to escape a mud bath!! thank U thank yu very much dear woodland!!
and from that moment i have become the brand ambassador of woodlands!!:P
white background la red letters

5T pengal special!! :angry!!

Sillithanam!!-Part 2

the last three days have been the most happening days in my life...first thing is that i could retrieve 3 of my 5 old blogs, second is that today is my last exam( for people who dont know....this is also my first exam)..last means literally last..i need not write exams anymore till Mr Sundar becomes Dr Sundar!! yaahooooo!!!!
now that people got a feel about how "bevarse" i am (actually i like using the word bevarse verra frequently..makes me feel good :D) ,i think its time to reveal my second episode of bevarseness!!
this incident happend b4 the previous one....but due to some reasons i posted that b4 this!! :D
it was some day, some bloody sunday...as mentioned in one of the posts, i had to do justice to the 25K i spent..so went to the CADD center on that day. as usual i site adichified the receptionist for 10mins and then had the OC tea and snacks!!went to the cabin of the person who is incharge of the CADD Center, as usual she and me gen time pass lacha till my teacher arrived!!.by then i had completed the basisc of primavera(i though of using some technical words so that ppl might think i am a fundooo :P) and now am into the advanced stage of it! :mm
teacher change..guy gone gal came!! :yahoo
she was some 2-3 years elder than me and her face was really attractive....believe me ..she blew me off my feet!! (get the feel of hearing this somewhere???yes u are right...1000elephants)
she started to teach me...and i am the only dubuk student! :blush!!
i was listening to her with one range concentration ( one range na one range...with the GABA dialoue effect 8pm na 8pm, not 8:01 :D)..suddenly i wanted to look at her face and turned towards her...gone!!!! total gone!! i cudn't concentrate on what ever she was saying!! :(
so i thought "no!! i shud concentrate...and a good option is to keep staring at the monitor while listening to her" yes indeed a good idea!!
things were going on nicely....
she suddenly started to shout..."Why are u looking at the monitor??what is there on the monitor?? look at me when i am saying something!!understand!!"
hmph fynnnnn

5 mins gone....10 mins gone....and she said (with a soft and beautiful tone)...




"Better u stare at the monitor!!"

Sillithanam!!

who the hell forced me to write the blog???someone say "me" before i randomly select someone and start screwing them!! :angry
hmmm i know i know...as said by someone, I miss....but not the pilani days but my PS :D
that BONG project which i did in less than a week, those lacha sessions in besant nagar beach....blah blah blah...
(actually i donno how to start a blog..and so the above lines are just some sort of a "run up" :P)
lot of my friends especially my schoolmates think that i am a great person not because i have done my BE in BITS and am bonging here in IISc :D, but i donno why...they feel that i am well behaved and decent and.....(i already started to hate the first 2 words).
Luckly none of them follow my blogs and so i can openly express how "bevarse" i am!! :D
this one happend during my PS...ofcourse what ever incidences i am going to tell are from my PS pages...
it was a bright sunny day...
i was standing like a bhek fellow near the mujic academy bus stop waiting for my as usual 5C that drops me ()jacktly infront of my PS SERC.A girl was standing right opposite to me waiting for some bus that goes in the opposite direction!! she was wearing a green chudidhar(i wish it was blue...but anywayz...)matching slipper(i said to myself..thank god..it wasn't a high heel :D),matching sticker( i assume the sticker also to be matching)...Ghummm figure i must day!! :hee (this is jollu..please note)
aaaaahh here she comes...not the girl....bus number 5. i was staring at that girl as thought i haven't seen any girl for the past 20 years!! :P (ya i was just 20 that time...kurrathanam)and left the bus to dogs!! after the bus left she slowly( i cant remember the exact motion..but for the time being let us assume it to be slow) crossed the road, came to me and with a big smile said "HI"....woowwww a stranger saying a HI and that too a girl and her sticker also matching with dress!!( i wish i knew Jingalala that time...anywayz never late to learn...Jingalala Jingalala Jingalala Hu Hu!!)
SHE:"I wanted to go to Kodambakkam....can u please tell me which bus will go?"
(and my reply proves the heights of bevarseness i can reach!!)
ME: "Womens college in Kodambakkam!!???" :P
and she noded saying "kodambakkam nu sonna udane Womens College dhan gnabagam varumaaa?"
I had a big smile on my face..eeeeeeeeeeee (people who have seen me can understand the type of smile i give to such situations...a blussshyyy 32 Teeth happydent ishmile)
luckly i knew only that place in kodambakkam because the previous week i went to that place in search of my PSmates CAT center!! thanks PSmate...hardwork pays off!! :D
i asked her to come along with me in the bus...get down in the next to next to next to next stop and then take a 12G(i think) to go to the Meenakshi Womens College busstop!!
and that day was a Yo day....the next bus came only after 30 mins!! :blush
when ever i said something she used to giggle...or rather paka paka laugh!! after 10 mins i understood that it is due to the typical chittoor tel-tamil accent!! i felt great though she was kevalama thuppifying me by laughing when i said something!! that time i thought....if i cud get a girl like this.....naaaaa ( i dint have the 4Cr plan that time..so feelings aborted).
SHE:"i think i'll never forget you"
ME:"uu uuunnn free-a circus partha ippidi dhan irukkum"
somehow we talk talk and the discussion came to a stage where i told her that i lost my cell while travelling in the bus!!(did i commit any mistake by telling this???)
SHE:"en da unakellam soodu soranai illaya....nee enna pannitu irundhey avan cell thookitu poogum bodhu??"
ME:"C++ book pudichitu irundhen and innoru kai was busy holding the support bar in the entrance"
SHE:"ada paavi...romba scene pota ippididhan irukkum"
somehow came out of the discussion...and 5 arrived!! she and i got into the bus.
SHE:"Indha number bus 30 min back vandhadhu ..y dint u get in??"
ME:"Innum unakku pureeeliyaaa??" :D
SHE:hahaha (with a typical horizontal shaking girlie laughing smile)
then i told her where to get down and reminded her the bus she has to take to reach the college...she once again thanked me and said something that i still remember...
"thanks for missing the first bus, i cud have missed 30 mins of non stop entertainment. and by the way i like your honesty...be the way u are all the best"
(there are people who like my bevarseness....Mr GOD u rock man)
i expected something more...like "keep in touch" so that i can ask her mobile number...cha bad luck she intentionallly dint give me that chance???? anywayz no tensions!!
and tragedy is that i forgot her name and her face also ....only memories remain!!! :P
waaaaah what a BEVARSE day!!!!

The Ghost Equation!!

Sowmya: onume purila
me: guzz podu!
that is the summary!
:D
Sowmya: Ya
dont strain my lil head
me: P/A*1/E
Sowmya: are u callin me a ghost?
ghost? PAEI??
me: wonderfulll!!
superb derivation!
i meant to say....strain=stress/Youngs modulus!
stress=P/A
Sowmya: Thanku thanku
aaaan
me:YOUNGS MODULUS =E
:D
Sowmya: seri here after it will be the ghost equation
:D
me: ya fyn the ghost equation!!

S! Nenante Nene!! ( Yes! I means I)

i am in a very very happy mood today..not because i have ghoted less today but it rained heavily here that i cudn't control myselfffff jummped outside and danced in the rain as if this was my last day of my life!! and then was on a rescue operation!!:D now i am completely drenched and for the first time dared to enter the lab in shorts, with the fear that some prof is going to kick me out of the lab i slowly opened the main door...cha...one more door to be opened hmph! u know something.....My lab is big and hugish and beautiful and .....empty! y is it empty?? Mr Junta..any partchicular reason y my lab is empty?? Junta says...hey the lab is full....no....the lab is empty!! strucutures ppl are the ultimate curses ones....no net for the last 3 days!!some box problem!! eagerly i opened the mail box (dint check mail for 3 days) which said "u have 48 unread messages" and all of them being Broadcast mails...chaa what a waste of eagerness!such a shame!!opened Gmail to find sushma darlings mail...."Wanted online Internet Jobs??" naansense!Delete!
Next statement : this is what i call the "DAY"
got the paper i wanted in the morning...somehow understood the problem in the afternoon...rain in the evening and now i am sure that i'll not go to the mess! get lost to the Gymcafe sit on the steps of the gymkhana grounds...egg fried rice, gobi manchurian,Chaai and gen bevarse lacha !! and wait a minute...i haven't seen my prof the whole day......woowwwww what a dayyyy!!!I love being at IISc..jumping now!!
Jingalala Jingalala Jingalala Hu Hu!!

"Practice" b4 u preach "School"

4.5 months of vanilla topped fruit salad!! Every day fits into the best days of my life...infact even

now i feel that every day is the best day..just for the sake of over hype i place those days one

step ahead of these present days!
PS starts at 9 and ends at 5:30...I reach the PS station at 9 sharp and return home at around 9 :(.ya i can understand it looks like a verra hectic schedule! :(
but actually if u c...daily at 11am we used to visit the IIT campus for a cup of T, return by 11:45

and play musical chairs till lunch! have lunch till 1:30 gen time pass lacha till 2pm.
now the musical chair is not empty..so we go to the library and try to read some journals/books

but end up sleeping in some corner!!
the time is 3...attack the mess...T time again :yahooooooo and as usual some time passing lacha till

3:30...we used to sit just in from of the ASCENDA's building and say to each other that one day

someone among us will be designing such huge structures!!
()jacktly at 3:45 we used to go to our second PS station in Besant nagar, roam here and there in

the sands till the clock strikes 5!! not our clock that "khana Khazana" fellows clock! have pani poori

and/or bhel poori and/or aloo chat and/or sev poori and/or........
then around 6pm we decide that its time to get back...i take the 29C and get back to do proper

justice to the 25K.

now y did i write this blog?? there are vetti ppl somewhere aound here who also do the same

thing..they dont have something to say..."sigh" is the post and if they try to find something different..

"my new note book" cha naansense...i actually planned to write something regarding my red tooth

brush which is in an Einstein Hair State!! :D with a beautiful curve and the faded red color!! infact i

have more 3 brushes of that kind in line....and i'll not dare to take a snap of them and post it here!

anywayz democrary rulz...if fans request, i will do it! :D

mujical chair fundaa----Only one PC with internet connection.
25K fundaa----amount i paid to the CADD centre fellow! :(

jsgnrbg BAND!

me: haaan finally Jahnavi is idle...which means that she is not listening to this conversation!
:P
Sowmya: may be she is watching
Aishwarya: she gave hand-a?
Sowmya: sneakily
she is judging us
:|
me: may be
"?
:?
my 6th sense says that.....
ask HP for more details!
:mm
Sowmya: yyyyyyyyyyyy
Aishwarya: some d_guys hing?
Sowmya: prbly
me: adhan ask him!
Sowmya: yaaa they had that name le
me: actually yes
HP: whaaaaaaaaaat are u
Sowmya: =))
HP: talking abt
Sowmya: peraa paaaaru
Aishwarya: i was checking that orkut community today
HP: my gtalk is thoonging big time
Aishwarya: thu
pera paaru shud be followed by thu
me: gtalk thonging...did u have cone of ice or something else
Sowmya: ya..i knew u wud follow
:D
me: THU
Haaaaakkk THU!
Sowmya: good me
do u know wat u are THU ing for
me: yaya i know
Sowmya: or are u just saying cuz u got a chance
me: and u are a member of that
remember
HP: he aapparently neednt know
me: ayyae
Aishwarya: yes we r members
Sowmya: oh that time u senior
we junior
me: yes then that doesn't matter
Sowmya: we scare n join ya
for mathipu mariyadhai :P
me: thupping the ppl and the community formed by the already thupped ppl!
never mond it
:D
mind
ayyae!!
ippo mattum ennavaaa!
u still 2008 pass out and me 2006 pass out!
Aishwarya: he he
HP: wait wait guys
me: only matter is that u earn more than me now
:waa
:waa
Sowmya: wait wait wat??
but still u are gonna be doctor
HP: clarify me the things
which song gult version u ppl were talking baout
me: HP is thoonging along with his Gtalk...so it happens
Sowmya: ayoo HP u are bring late
me: :D
Sowmya: yaaaa
Aishwarya: he he..
HP: and whyd_guys thingie came in middle
i kow
know
but what to do
Sowmya: it is like reading yday's news on the paper after watching TV news
me: rey ITEM HP! that song we thuppified i mean left long back!
HP: mine is a local net
not the broad bands aaaaa
Sowmya: he is coming in late late..time to buffer is so much
Aishwarya: HP...u got net at home?!
Sowmya: HP never mind all that..say AAACK THU
HP: yeah
i do
me: here also IISc local host nu dhan telling!
HP: from 6 months
me: :idea
Sowmya: LLAI
Aishwarya: local guys
me: wakey HP...the discussion somehow got into D_Guyz!
HP: me
Aishwarya: and broadband gals
me: than giving the members an opportunity to thupp the community
Aishwarya: nice name for a rock band
illa?
me: i as a leader started thupping myseld
myself
ok?
HP: why are u after rock bands aish
Sowmya: ya
me: yaya
Sowmya: n we followed
me: Street Guyz Band Girls!
Sowmya: so now u shud aak thu
me: :D
Sowmya: thats in the rules
me: Yo
Haaaak THU
HP: :D
me: no no not that teeth again
:waa
Sowmya: LLAI
LLAI
Aishwarya: why no teeth chahiye?
me: rey HP then u go to aish's home daily and show ur teeth for 2 mins
this is an order
:calm
HP: aaaaaaaargh
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI
stopp
Aishwarya: LLAI...
Sowmya: i m LLAI n my brother thinks i m crazy
HP: yeas mastaar
Aishwarya: i am iamging HP coming....rinining the bell
me: oooo aayo aayo aaayo aaayo aaayo la la la la la la la la llaiiiisss!
:D
Aishwarya: and flashing his teeth
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI LLAI
me: tin tin ti tin!!!
Sowmya: ME STOP
Aishwarya: gooey lagoa
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI
LLAI LLAI
Aishwarya: khush ho jaao
ting ting ting ting
HP: LLAI
me: y was that ME STOP in caps
:calm
HP: aana who will open the door matter la
Sowmya: en sori..wrong song wrong time
sori only
who else
Aishwarya: how does it matter who opens the door?
Sowmya: but Kayal mite kick box u outside
HP: finally again bulbing why the topic is on my tooth
me: i demand an explanation!
:calm
HP: am not getting some msgs probly to corelate the things
Aishwarya: me also bulbing
Sowmya: somehow ur teeth came in
n sori says wats wrong with HP teeth
so me says go n show her wats wrong
ok va
me: yaya the correlation coefficient is a bit less for HP!
Sowmya: then who will open the door wen u go to open doo
prbly aish
or Kayal..cuz she her roomie
me: Sowmya---bridging the gaps!
:D
Sowmya: but karate Kayal may kick u out
ya summary over
Aishwarya: karate Kayal is sleeping now
me: and now tell me y is the "me stop" in caps!
:calm
Sowmya: me stop making jokes..cuz i m laughing like loose in fonrt of my laptop n my brother thinks i m going crazy
Sowmya: hence the "ME STOP"
me: ayyo paavam u band girls veratified the one and only Street HP
:calm
Sowmya: wat are u then?
me: Street KING!
:mm
Aishwarya: pinnadi teru pasanga (back street boys)
me: noo noo!
C mess last bench pasanga!
:D
Sowmya: munnadi theru pasanga
C mess y? C language cuz we are in software?
me: theruvula suthara pasanga!!
Aishwarya: poriki pasanga..
me: ooru vittu ooru poi sight adikira theru pasanga!
:D
Aishwarya: pick up boys
:D
Sowmya: ok wat shud be our instruments?
aish knows guitar
me know keyboard
me: yaya atleast then u dumb heads can understand me better
Aishwarya: fork, knife
me: :D
Sowmya: me knows drums
HP will singg
Aishwarya: scisccors
me: ellehe
Aishwarya: i know guitar!
me: i the GAT
Aishwarya: i only know jingle bels
me: jungleee
jumbaaree jumbaareee
Aishwarya: we'll make it junglee bells?
Sowmya: hey jingleee unna thatina chilaraya kottuthu :D
me: yaya jhingalala jhingalala jhinga lala hu hu
Aishwarya: LLAI
LLAI
oh god
Kayal is gonna wake u[
amd gibe me a punch
Sowmya: LLAI
me: yaya wake her up ans ask her to come OL
:D
Aishwarya: only 1 comp ya
Sowmya: She can join the gang
n prbly ching chan
:D
for the band
Aishwarya: brb

(jill junk jack sparrow derivation…next continue)

HP: bakra bakra bakra
song of the moment
me: balayya bakra
:haha
HP: so many Js is not good
Aishwarya: LLAI
me: yaya thatz y one J got married recently
:D
Buffalo: jjakk sparrow?
:))
Aishwarya: JJ unaku JJ
will be sung in dedication to HP
sorry,,..our new Mr.JJJS
me: JJ needhan JJ!!!
can we add jingalala as a prefix??
that makes J4Sparrow
Aishwarya: j4sparrow..
function
j4s
Buffalo: huh
Sowmya: sorri catch me up here
Aishwarya: funcky
HP: noooo
Sowmya: who is j4s sparrow
ooh gawt it HP
:D
HP: i dont feel its good
who got the J
i got the J
who is so J
all of u are J
Aishwarya: u r J
me: :clap
:clap
HP: wom are u J
me: :clap
Aishwarya: Rap song?
HP: J on HP
yeah our bands first song
me: J4S is trying to be poetic,romantic
Aishwarya: Jayalathila is gonna kick u
HP: jackson never minds
if jayalalitha kicks
me: jingalala Jill Junk jayalalithakicked Jakk Sparrow
Aishwarya: j4kjs
?
me: j3jks
Aishwarya: 4!
HP: only linear equations
me: ooh sorry
Aishwarya: this is getting tooo volatile
me: apology
HP: other wise our fund sori will lose interest in solving probs
:P
me: jejamma in arundhati telugu
jakkamma in arundhati telugu version
what about jakkayya
:?
Aishwarya: jakkaya...final name ya!
HP: he is a poet
Aishwarya: its no pos
Buffalo: hey aama
jakkaya
me: jingalala Jill Junk jakkayya jayalalithakicked Jakk Sparrow
Buffalo: (rock)
Aishwarya: (rock on)
HP: wher is the party unga veetlada party
Buffalo: (i expect vsu 2 cme uo wit a wisecrack abt rock)
me: Yo! we already formed a ROCK band!!!
HP: LOL
me: askalakadigalagalagalagala!!
Aishwarya: i ope ppl dont throw rocks on us!
HP: rock band antey rock solid ga undali song
me: nope we are having our first concert in the rajasthani desert
or the arabian sea
:calm
HP: we should become rock solid to bare their affection towards us
Buffalo: rajasthani desertr?!
me: no rocks!
yaya no rocks there only sand
Aishwarya: we r sand band?
me: and there shud be no cactus plants around 10km dia
:P
Buffalo: yeaahh
we r a sand band
a rock band wit a difference
me: sandy rock band
naaaaa
naaa
:calm
Buffalo: no sandy rockband
Aishwarya: no hype for sandy
succesful veto!
HP: aw the bake has come
me: yaya shame felling...slip of the letteres
Buffalo: tat seems like hype for certai ppl
:clam
Sowmya: why are we talking abt sandy
me: baked sand rock band!
any appreciations??
:?
HP: baked?
me: :hee
HP: fried
sand band
or roasted sand rock band
:P
me: yaya sandy is a bhek phellow! and hence since we used the word sandy...baked may be a good substitute for it
Aishwarya: roasted kadalai band
me: yaya roasted beach kadalai non rubber band!
:mm
Aishwarya: yay
HP: gumm
Aishwarya: thenga pattani maangai sundal
thangai pattani maanga me
Buffalo: is tat our first song?
Aishwarya: tpm me!
Buffalo: LLAI
HP: chikki u mean??
me: and where is the band
Sowmya: LLAI
me: :calm
HP: wher is the band
?
time for dinner
Aishwarya: maybe we shud call our band -- brandy
me: tpm non gummy non rubbery band??
Aishwarya: we can sing
HP: and sowm,ya send the log later without forgetting
Aishwarya: where is the brandy
namma veetla brandy
me: aaa enga oootla brandy!
Sowmya: wat brand
me: ayyoo brandy i dont know!
Aishwarya: b(r)and(y)
HP: monkey brand
me: someone googly
HP: me ki ype
me: ype entraa item?
HP: hype
me: korangu mark brand brandy
Sowmya: item na ennaku yaaro nyabagam varanga
oh did all of u ask how vetti;s teeth is
me: mamaith khan
Buffalo: enaku korangu marg kuliyal soap dhan theriyum
me: :P
yaya adhan ishmall modiphication
:D
aaa Buffalo! howz ur teeth?
Buffalo: fine thanku
me: and did u measure the space using vernier callipers?
Buffalo: n how r ur teeth?
me: i prefer vernier to screw gauge!
Aishwarya: vetti come home and show ur teeth
me: as it can properly fit into ur teeth
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI
Aishwarya: HP is also comin home to show his teeth
Sowmya: Too mcuh teeth discussin today
Aishwarya: yes!
me: yaya actually
:haha
Buffalo: wats tis abt ppl visting ppl to show teeth?!
me: my teeth as usual one range! just like the happydent add!!
yaya HP planning to vijit aish to show teeth
i suggest that u also do the same
Aishwarya: he he..
i am becoming a dentist!
me: yaya and ur dad is a veterinary doctor??
Aishwarya: illa ya..but he deals with cows
me: Buffaloes??
Aishwarya: i can deal with veti and HP
:D
me: mm done!
:clap
Buffalo: hey mnkey wit the guitar
shooo
me: :blush
eto velli pooyindhi manasu.....
Aishwarya: oh shati shanti oh shanti
Buffalo: @aish
pls ask Sowmya
me: ecchujmee?? what did u tell?
Buffalo: y shes suddenly pullin girlie acts!
Sowmya: ask sowya wat
me: :idea
Buffalo: shes rehearsin vsu
me: to impress HP??
:O
no need to rehearse bong!
Buffalo: :))
Aishwarya: :O
me: gen enthu poi talk with him!
nothing will go wrong!
Buffalo: LLAI
me: u have our ROCKY slyverster BAND ehind u!!
:mm
HP: omg
shy
!!
me: neeeyebba!! item naa K ...u are still here!
u said u were leaving sometime ago
sorry bong!! now there is no need for u to rehearse also!! Gtalk did the mama velai!
Aishwarya: u r chasing her away?
me: :P
Buffalo: chasin who away
wat jus happnd
me: actually Sowmya are u there?
crying?
HP: am seeing n eating
hehe
me: crying?
blushing and crying??
HP: echuuj me
Buffalo: Sowmya is owrkin up the copirgae
Aishwarya: Sowmya is talling to burgerman
Buffalo: to call a guy
me: laughing and cryinh?
Buffalo: aftr 10
HP: now am gonna leave
me: u say that again....!
:angry
i am out of words! someone convey my feelings when u meet him personally!
HP: oga
Aishwarya: oogfa booga
ooga booga
HP: ogay no reharsels for this one also aa
me: u already got hyped many times today...oodi po!
Buffalo: HyPed
me: b4 u get the jeriatric donkey kick from Sowmya
Aishwarya: :)
me: anywayz !! where is the Sowmyaaaaa!
HP: bye allllllll
gn! formating my comp shall catch u guys if u are all alive after my formattttttting biziness
me: jingalala jingalala jingalala
HP has left
me: Sowmya ...u may now enter!
Sowmya: ho ho
hoo hooo
me: Yo!
Buffalo: n a merry xmas?
is tat the effect aftr ta;kn 2 cg?
me: and a happy nu year
and a happy nu year
Aishwarya: jing jing cha chicka jing jing cha
back streets back alright
me: aish are u trying the 1990's chiru mujic
Aishwarya: hey wats our bands name
me: jingalala street guyz band galz band!
:cha
Buffalo: i liked non rubber band!
hmph!
me: ok the band name may be modified as
jingalala street guyz non rubber band galz band
:?
Aishwarya: why ruber
non-rubber
= elastic
gals
Buffalo: nonrubbervand is funkyyyyy
:P
me: :clap
so with that we finilze on our group name as jsgnrbg bang!
band
Buffalo: teeheeee
lets c if u remember it next time
:P
me: never mind it...i have gtalk chat history to remember it for me~
:cool

and finally the Team...

String Pluckings : Me and Aishwarya
Dandanaka Drums : Sowmya
Ching Chak : HP
Jingalala Jingalala : Buffalo
Daaam Deeem Dushhhh : Kayal

Rukkality!!

recently i went thru Ms Rya Raghavans blogg!! vammmoooo...it took nearly half an hr to read the entire blog (u ppl know i the poor in engalish, so in the next tab was the "dictionary.com", copy/paste and then understand the meaning...uaaaa uaaaa ....took lot of time :( )
poor rukku paati...i suppose aish is going to kill her in her next post or shez going to commit suicide or gen enthu she'll die because she cant understand that blog..u c i have this online dictionary to take care of my doubts...but bichaari rukku doesn't know how to use the computer ! :P and more over shez old so search searching in the dictionary is of no use! by the time she understand that whole story therez going to be tsunami in her village and shez going to sail with jill jung jakk sparrow :D...and ya Rya even i hate these computers...yesterday while shifting my room something cuttified my finger..please dont ask me which finger and i swear that it was my right tallest finger! :( . no u see if i had to type this blog, i'll have to use all my fingers to type fast and effectively and since one of my finger is still in a pathetic state, i cant do that. but had it been a pen and paper, no tensions the T finger will never interfere with my writings! :mm
so finally summary is that i cant understand aish's engalish and i am so worried about rukku's future and mine too....its been over 20days since i met my proff! :(

Important Point:
1)Questions on line number 8 and 9 will not be entertained!
2)Sorry Aish IF this blog hurts ur feelings.
3)U owe me 1000/- (with our interest.....yess i am talking about the profit and loss interest).

Jill Jung Jakk Sparrow!!!

Sowmya: or hit quaaaiiii..that karate sound
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhRawWcEHUE
watch this
jhingalala jhingalala jhingalala Hu Hu!
me: Ya HP!
melcow!
aaack!
Sowmya: sori hindi no understanding ya
in that video
me: just go to the 3:05 min and watch
HP: some body plz send the historyof this chat later to my mail so that i will atleast understand n llai
am not getting any head n tail of the discussion
me: never mind it HP!
Sowmya: it will already be stored in the cahts HP
me: that is the funnniest part
Sowmya: go n check chat long
me: :clap
HP: yeah i know
Sowmya: oooh
me: we appreciate ur NET
HP: but then the msgs i dint get
will not be there la
Sowmya: jingalalalala jingalalala jingalala hoo hoo
HP: sowmya koncham use pannu
me: yaya ()
Sowmya: oh
ok will send u my chat log
HP: hmm
me: dont worry HP! i'll mail u this Da Vinci Code and u can decode it later
:D
HP: oh the yeassss
so will be i called as Leonard o Da vinci
me: naheee
street band bajaooo da vinCHI kode!
:D
enna all the silent?? someone OUT??
:?
or everyone out and i am chating with myself??
i assume it to be the second!
HP: nooooooo
Sowmya: vetti is comin
me: :waa
no no i am wrong!
:idea
where
and how
me: :O
she has joined and left!
:haha
me: aaaa
melCOW Buffalo!
Buffalo: naansenses'
me: orders SIRE!
:mm
HP: hi vetti
Buffalo: hi hp
me: appo Sundar ku no Hi aaa!!
Buffalo: ramya requests to b the lead singer of jingalala
me: :angry
Buffalo: :P
Aishwarya: back
hi vetti
Buffalo: no hi vsu
oadi po
hiiiii sorrr!
HP: enga
Aishwarya: our band's name is jiglaa?
jinglaa?
me: u need to meet our standards
:calm
Buffalo: wat standard?
3rd std?
me: The Dangerous Jingalala Street Guyz and Band Galz band!!
standards!
1) ur voice shud be as sweet as a crows voice!
Buffalo: :O
HP: me teh bulbing n laughing in this band
Aishwarya: where is sowmya?
Buffalo: u mean 2 say my cvoice is as sweet as a nightingales rtnow?!@
:P
me: yaya ur post is that "ching chak" character HP
Buffalo: sowmya is on the phn wit burgur
HP: hws ur tooth rmya
Aishwarya: burger?
Sowmya: no i m not..
me: night la paadaadha ...yaarukume thookam varaadhu
:PP
Sowmya: hez not picking
me: who is the She?
Buffalo: my tooth has been temporrily relieved of its cage
Aishwarya: hp= jink jack
Buffalo: only one tooth
Aishwarya: wat is sundar?
Buffalo: not the whole clip
me: illa!
the small instrument ...
Buffalo: junga bunga
me: 2 small plates tied with a thread
Buffalo: oooooow
me: golden color plates
Buffalo: i thot we had named hp jink jak
like in a col bad name
=)0
Aishwarya: LLAI
me: only Jukkk is correesht i think
:?
Aishwarya: why does hp always get posh names? philips, jink jack?
Sowmya: SORI
Aishwarya: sowmya
Sowmya: u have the most rocking name ever
me: HP can u follow??? or atleast can u get the fell of getting thuppified!
:?
*feel
HP: yeah
i already got it
adhukaga daan am asking to send the total log
:O
me: how abt HP Jill Jung Jakkk Sparrow!!

Essentials of Management!

As part of my forced "Transfer Knowledge Movement" i present to u guyz the first part of "Essentials of Management"
This is an 'open source' and hence the readers are free to add to the list and make the movement a success!!!
i)Keep a set of preplanned time passing methods(ways) to keep urself busy when the prof is out of station.
ii)Allot some time daily for thinking what to do in the absence of ur boss.
iii)Attend all departmental seminars and if possible seminars of some other department, stay awake for at least the first and last 15mins
first 15mins : snacks will be server
last 15mins : Q&A session (lights will be turned on)
iv)Go to library and search for books published in 1947. U'll never get those books so u might end up successfully wasting 30min in searching and 30 mins in entering and exiting the library!
v)Once in a while go to all the students in the department and ask what they are doing & verra frequently go to them and tell what u are doing! :D
vi)Make use of the printer in lab.It is a one sided printer, so take as many prints as possible. paper is urs...so in order to optimize u'll have to use the same paper twice. so as usual time waste here!

vii)if there is a computer lab with net connection,check mails,including the ones that say "fwd to 12 ppl to meet ur loved one tonite" :P - Bong


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Nenochhesaaaa!! Pillalaara raarandi Ester Eggs theskondi!!

The title is actually the dialogue of Bugs Bunny! i used to watch the telugu version when i was a "milk baby" Sundar!!

being a research scholar, i felt i could educate many useless ppl through my blogs. so this is my first initiative and demand the readers to appreciate my effort suggest further topics that u feel are knowledge transferable.
i have actually been here some time ago..... but due to some unavoidable (i think i could have avoided those..anyways)circumstances/people/MATTERS i was forced by SUNDAR(my inner self) to delete my profile and i was a fool because i dint even bother to take the backup of my "Aanimuthyaalu".

MOKKA is my birth right and I shall have it!!so no tensions!! :D i can always generate such mokks verra frequently!!

"First impression is the best impression"...this is the most useless/hopeless/naansense statement i have ever heard!! :angry

"First MOKKA is the BEST mokka"...mmmm now this sound goood!! :-)

so in this 'Reincarnation' of the KING, i proudly present my first mokka for the second time! ;-)

"Derivation of the work MOKKA"
the origin of the chola kingdom came from the work "mokkacholam"
this king was a great great fan of PJ's that he used to irritate everyone with his so called jokes!!
this was the main reason y the rajan endru rajan namma rangarajan of dasavatharam was ready to jump into the sea with lord vishnu...thinking that to die wa far more better than listening to the kings PJ's! so all the ppl around as usual wanted to talk abt the incident as it was something interesting and never ending!a committee of 11 ppl (dont ask me y the number 11, it was a flow number and somehow matched with the total number of letters of mokkacholam) was formed and they decided that to refer to the incident by the kings and rangarajans name wud inspire the king to get involved deeply and improvize on his PJ skills!and thought of using a short cut to refer to the scene.think think think....not u idiot..those idiots are thinking!! as they were eating "mokkacholam" during the meeting..they decided to tell their grandshindren that the family name was chola and what ever he did was mokka!
hence the funda!
:cool

(important note : if someone remembers my previous post please do the needful in mailing it back to me because i still haven't applied for patent rights!! :()

endho emo reloaded!!

almost exactly 11 years ago...
"Its the 15th of augustt..lets raise our flaggg..its the 15th of august, lets salute our flaaagggg...when its india's birthday the country is happy and gay (repeat one more time)..its a happy dayyy lets rejoice today(repeattaeee)
lalalallallalllallla laalallallalaaaaa lalalallallalllallla laalallallalaaaaa !!!"
today is 26th of jan so dint have the chance to sing the above song!! i know my feelings made u cry..and u need not pretend that u didn't feel sorry for me !! ;)
somethings that i thought about while i was roaming along with sandy and animisha on 26th of this month.....
i donno y ppl give away discounts only on some so called famous days! and that too if its jan 26th then "hurry up..26% discount on socks and shoes", "pay 74 and save 26!!"(me still bulbing), and ppl at the multiplex counters are in proper traditional kurthas!! with a small flag pinned, rather stuck to their kurthas! y do ppl do this only on independence and republic day?? is it that they love their country only on this day?? i feel its just like kissing ur wife only on ur anniversary!!! this might not sound logical for most of the readers as some of u are girls or may be u ppl are also among the many who think about the country only twice in a year (republic and independence).and i dont blame u ppl for that! after all INDIA is a democratic country!!
We had a good schedule this day, meet by 12pm,go to some good movie(if not good atleast a movie) then kottify something in some place and then GET LOST from FORUM.
But what actually happened was...we met at 1:15,we dint get ticket to any of the movies there,we walked all the way to Sri Krishna Cafe to have our lunch,discussed for about 1 hr regarding the schedule for that afternoon and went to star bazaar!
it was ani's day..he bought some 10 engalpeesh novels,4 shirts,4 dabbas to store ravva,parups,saalt and some other ITEM!! After a long so called shoppppping session, we went to sandys home.Somehow we were unfortunate :(. sandy escaped the fire accident in FORUM by 30 mins!so saad!!!
i went to his room and started to do the best i am at....ishleeppp! :D
sandy started cooking at around 6:30pm. I woke up at 8pm and still sandy and animisha were doing something in the kitched! :?.there was something in the bowl which sandy claims to be gobi gravy!!!
actually the gravy ended up in a salt curry with traces of gobi in it! :D
somehow managed to tolerate their affection and then started my long long journey back to the campus :(.

"Few problems in life, once solved, stay that way. Changing conditions tend to un-solve problems that were previously solved, and their solutions create new problems"---->My present condition!:(

endho emo

after the response i got from the first blog i felt the need to formally introduce myself...some sent greeting cards while some hi-tech galz sent e-slippers and e-SMS's!!
my grandmom always asks me not to publicly display my email id and cell number..i understand her feelings now....after 7 years of her escape from the aarath!!
now.........
what is the probability that when u toss a coin the result is a head??
i know that u idiots think u have got it right by saying "half".
but to be a mokka king u need to think out of the drum!!
what if i toss the coin with escape velocity??
what if the coin falls into the near by gutter and gets lost??
what if it hits some heat source and melts??
what if it becomes a rajini coin and stands straight??
what if........
what if...........
..................
..............
these were the ismall questions that wrestle in my heart whenever i go to play some Bull 17 games outdoor!(there are some instances where in i used to think abt these while playing chess as to who shud frame the rules of the game!)

finally i got the answers to these questions in the random vibrations class...where some useless phellow has actually given a name to these ..."uncertainties". then i said to myself "being mokka is Sundar's birth right and if a great boon to SUNDAR" :D

yesterday the movie "rab ne bana de jodi" was screened in the audi, i was forced my sundar to go to the movie so that i can see and sight adichify the so called galz on the campus whom i verra
rarely c!(once in a day i suppose :( ) after the movie we ran out of the audi screaming ( as usual)
so that we can get our "chai" immediately..while running out we saw a girl who was suffering from suffocation :( and there were nearly 11 (my lucky number from the last blog :blush) guyz
surrounding her...no idea if her suffocation is due to the over crowd in the audi or due to the useless guyz around her! whaatever i felt verra bad abt being a guy ,,,without a girl by my side! :waa (someone please console me..girls can call me and guyz its better that u use the net service).
The writer sincerely requests the readers to find a perfect match whose property shud be a min of 8-9 Crs, shud gift me a BENZ,blackknight bike..sorry darkknight bike (this is for GOD) and a
flat in banjaara hills ( the place may vary depending on the place of offering). u might be wondering ...y wud a girl with that many facilities be my GF??
a valid Q...but there lies the answer...
"rab ne bana de jodi"....if a 45 year

OLD man cud get a 19 year girl...y cant
a 23 year KING get a keka girl!!

common queschen my answer ???? :O answer my queschen.....!! i know u readers are speechless!!
now please understand my feelings.
i named this article as "endho emo" meaning "whatever, i have no idea" and i guess the readers have understood the idea behind that :D
i have a date with my profff now if u please excuse me!!!

cionaaraaaaA!!
(donno what the H this is...suttified the word from takeshi's castle)

derivation of the word "mokka"

the concept goes like this.....

the origin of the chola kingdom came from the work "mokkacholam"
this king was a great great fan of PJ's that he used to irritate everyone with his so called jokes!!this was the main reason y the rajan endru rajan endha rangarajan of dashavatharam was ready to jump into the sea with lord vishnu...thinking that 'to die' is far more better than listening to the kings PJ's! a committee of 11 (dont ask me y the number 11, it was a flow number and somehow matched with the total number of letters of mokkacholam) ppl was formed and they decided that to refer to the incident by the kings and rangarajans name wud inspire the king to get involved deeply and improvize on his PJ skills!so they decided to use some shortcut to this drama..think....think....think...(not u idiot...those idiots are thinking) .as they were eating "mokkacholam" during the meeting..they decided to tell their grandchildren that the family name was "chola" and what ever he did was "mokka"!
hence the funda!
coool