dandana darnaaa.....ayyae...oorama po!

Now that the joint venture of pandoram in pandora has been aborted due to technical personal problems! technical is mine and personal is the others! , finally it has been decided to get back to something that both of us are relatively good at!

Disclaimer : no chocolates for guessing the answer!

Acknowledgments : All the figures ( in the figurative sense) attached here are photoshopped so as to bring an eternal peace and charm to the snap and thereby the world. The author acknowledges the subject in the photo who put the authors photoshoppic skills to test. Also we regret to inform that ramasamy hasn't cooperated in the only snap he is present (due to reasons unknown to the human community..possibly due to over blushing).

The second author not obeying the sacred statement "nenappudhan pozhappae kedukum" feels that she is a born william wordsworth - ee (the 2 e's are to represent the female gender) and starts her poetry...

"I very recently described somebody as a 'scruffy dog'

to this 'person' today

And its this person's birthday.

So in a joint effort,

and face full of lefort

we are writing this as her birthday tippu-fort

(chumma oru rhyming kaaga dhan).

So this person, whom she shall refer to, as 'bulbu'

was a scruffy dog herself not so long ago.

(snap with ramasamy below)

The frequency of highpitched 'yaen?!' and 'enakuuuuuuu!'

from her also binds her close to the **beep** community.

So does her affinity to **beep** biscuits.

(and we are not campaigning for pedegree please)

So does sticking her head out of train compartments.

She also used to roll around in maida

with solomon papayya's expression of vaida (rhyming correct)

Alright, admitted, the authors also did it. Buttttttttt

(look up and please note the extra stress on the T)

its something that just fits here, you know.

Now this was back then.

After two years of banglore-isation,

she has now transformed to a pomerianian naay kutti

(read in titanic spoof dhanalaxmi tone).

Gowns, funky haircuts, Black dogs, J to the D's - the whole works.

Little of her is known after this.

Basically because her blog is blocked to public

(except the only one 5')

But I can tell you this.

She is still the naay kutti.

She still sticks her head out of the company cab window.

She still emits high pitched noises.

And still grabs and runs away with other ppl's food

(alright..this is assumed...but there are some things you just cant change!)"

So here's to the changed but eternal 'doggie' bulbu - Happy Birthday!

We hope you like our present :P

one more poem please-aaa

tom and jerry

sat on a berry

to eat the cherry

with the curry!

once again appi appi b'day Rrrromantic h*t and s**y bulbbb!!

signing off

-Yaman with his pet!

jsgnrbg BAND!

me: haaan finally Jahnavi is idle...which means that she is not listening to this conversation!
:P
Sowmya: may be she is watching
Aishwarya: she gave hand-a?
Sowmya: sneakily
she is judging us
:|
me: may be
"?
:?
my 6th sense says that.....
ask HP for more details!
:mm
Sowmya: yyyyyyyyyyyy
Aishwarya: some d_guys hing?
Sowmya: prbly
me: adhan ask him!
Sowmya: yaaa they had that name le
me: actually yes
HP: whaaaaaaaaaat are u
Sowmya: =))
HP: talking abt
Sowmya: peraa paaaaru
Aishwarya: i was checking that orkut community today
HP: my gtalk is thoonging big time
Aishwarya: thu
pera paaru shud be followed by thu
me: gtalk thonging...did u have cone of ice or something else
Sowmya: ya..i knew u wud follow
:D
me: THU
Haaaaakkk THU!
Sowmya: good me
do u know wat u are THU ing for
me: yaya i know
Sowmya: or are u just saying cuz u got a chance
me: and u are a member of that
remember
HP: he aapparently neednt know
me: ayyae
Aishwarya: yes we r members
Sowmya: oh that time u senior
we junior
me: yes then that doesn't matter
Sowmya: we scare n join ya
for mathipu mariyadhai :P
me: thupping the ppl and the community formed by the already thupped ppl!
never mond it
:D
mind
ayyae!!
ippo mattum ennavaaa!
u still 2008 pass out and me 2006 pass out!
Aishwarya: he he
HP: wait wait guys
me: only matter is that u earn more than me now
:waa
:waa
Sowmya: wait wait wat??
but still u are gonna be doctor
HP: clarify me the things
which song gult version u ppl were talking baout
me: HP is thoonging along with his Gtalk...so it happens
Sowmya: ayoo HP u are bring late
me: :D
Sowmya: yaaaa
Aishwarya: he he..
HP: and whyd_guys thingie came in middle
i kow
know
but what to do
Sowmya: it is like reading yday's news on the paper after watching TV news
me: rey ITEM HP! that song we thuppified i mean left long back!
HP: mine is a local net
not the broad bands aaaaa
Sowmya: he is coming in late late..time to buffer is so much
Aishwarya: HP...u got net at home?!
Sowmya: HP never mind all that..say AAACK THU
HP: yeah
i do
me: here also IISc local host nu dhan telling!
HP: from 6 months
me: :idea
Sowmya: LLAI
Aishwarya: local guys
me: wakey HP...the discussion somehow got into D_Guyz!
HP: me
Aishwarya: and broadband gals
me: than giving the members an opportunity to thupp the community
Aishwarya: nice name for a rock band
illa?
me: i as a leader started thupping myseld
myself
ok?
HP: why are u after rock bands aish
Sowmya: ya
me: yaya
Sowmya: n we followed
me: Street Guyz Band Girls!
Sowmya: so now u shud aak thu
me: :D
Sowmya: thats in the rules
me: Yo
Haaaak THU
HP: :D
me: no no not that teeth again
:waa
Sowmya: LLAI
LLAI
Aishwarya: why no teeth chahiye?
me: rey HP then u go to aish's home daily and show ur teeth for 2 mins
this is an order
:calm
HP: aaaaaaaargh
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI
stopp
Aishwarya: LLAI...
Sowmya: i m LLAI n my brother thinks i m crazy
HP: yeas mastaar
Aishwarya: i am iamging HP coming....rinining the bell
me: oooo aayo aayo aaayo aaayo aaayo la la la la la la la la llaiiiisss!
:D
Aishwarya: and flashing his teeth
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI LLAI
me: tin tin ti tin!!!
Sowmya: ME STOP
Aishwarya: gooey lagoa
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI
LLAI LLAI
Aishwarya: khush ho jaao
ting ting ting ting
HP: LLAI
me: y was that ME STOP in caps
:calm
HP: aana who will open the door matter la
Sowmya: en sori..wrong song wrong time
sori only
who else
Aishwarya: how does it matter who opens the door?
Sowmya: but Kayal mite kick box u outside
HP: finally again bulbing why the topic is on my tooth
me: i demand an explanation!
:calm
HP: am not getting some msgs probly to corelate the things
Aishwarya: me also bulbing
Sowmya: somehow ur teeth came in
n sori says wats wrong with HP teeth
so me says go n show her wats wrong
ok va
me: yaya the correlation coefficient is a bit less for HP!
Sowmya: then who will open the door wen u go to open doo
prbly aish
or Kayal..cuz she her roomie
me: Sowmya---bridging the gaps!
:D
Sowmya: but karate Kayal may kick u out
ya summary over
Aishwarya: karate Kayal is sleeping now
me: and now tell me y is the "me stop" in caps!
:calm
Sowmya: me stop making jokes..cuz i m laughing like loose in fonrt of my laptop n my brother thinks i m going crazy
Sowmya: hence the "ME STOP"
me: ayyo paavam u band girls veratified the one and only Street HP
:calm
Sowmya: wat are u then?
me: Street KING!
:mm
Aishwarya: pinnadi teru pasanga (back street boys)
me: noo noo!
C mess last bench pasanga!
:D
Sowmya: munnadi theru pasanga
C mess y? C language cuz we are in software?
me: theruvula suthara pasanga!!
Aishwarya: poriki pasanga..
me: ooru vittu ooru poi sight adikira theru pasanga!
:D
Aishwarya: pick up boys
:D
Sowmya: ok wat shud be our instruments?
aish knows guitar
me know keyboard
me: yaya atleast then u dumb heads can understand me better
Aishwarya: fork, knife
me: :D
Sowmya: me knows drums
HP will singg
Aishwarya: scisccors
me: ellehe
Aishwarya: i know guitar!
me: i the GAT
Aishwarya: i only know jingle bels
me: jungleee
jumbaaree jumbaareee
Aishwarya: we'll make it junglee bells?
Sowmya: hey jingleee unna thatina chilaraya kottuthu :D
me: yaya jhingalala jhingalala jhinga lala hu hu
Aishwarya: LLAI
LLAI
oh god
Kayal is gonna wake u[
amd gibe me a punch
Sowmya: LLAI
me: yaya wake her up ans ask her to come OL
:D
Aishwarya: only 1 comp ya
Sowmya: She can join the gang
n prbly ching chan
:D
for the band
Aishwarya: brb

(jill junk jack sparrow derivation…next continue)

HP: bakra bakra bakra
song of the moment
me: balayya bakra
:haha
HP: so many Js is not good
Aishwarya: LLAI
me: yaya thatz y one J got married recently
:D
Buffalo: jjakk sparrow?
:))
Aishwarya: JJ unaku JJ
will be sung in dedication to HP
sorry,,..our new Mr.JJJS
me: JJ needhan JJ!!!
can we add jingalala as a prefix??
that makes J4Sparrow
Aishwarya: j4sparrow..
function
j4s
Buffalo: huh
Sowmya: sorri catch me up here
Aishwarya: funcky
HP: noooo
Sowmya: who is j4s sparrow
ooh gawt it HP
:D
HP: i dont feel its good
who got the J
i got the J
who is so J
all of u are J
Aishwarya: u r J
me: :clap
:clap
HP: wom are u J
me: :clap
Aishwarya: Rap song?
HP: J on HP
yeah our bands first song
me: J4S is trying to be poetic,romantic
Aishwarya: Jayalathila is gonna kick u
HP: jackson never minds
if jayalalitha kicks
me: jingalala Jill Junk jayalalithakicked Jakk Sparrow
Aishwarya: j4kjs
?
me: j3jks
Aishwarya: 4!
HP: only linear equations
me: ooh sorry
Aishwarya: this is getting tooo volatile
me: apology
HP: other wise our fund sori will lose interest in solving probs
:P
me: jejamma in arundhati telugu
jakkamma in arundhati telugu version
what about jakkayya
:?
Aishwarya: jakkaya...final name ya!
HP: he is a poet
Aishwarya: its no pos
Buffalo: hey aama
jakkaya
me: jingalala Jill Junk jakkayya jayalalithakicked Jakk Sparrow
Buffalo: (rock)
Aishwarya: (rock on)
HP: wher is the party unga veetlada party
Buffalo: (i expect vsu 2 cme uo wit a wisecrack abt rock)
me: Yo! we already formed a ROCK band!!!
HP: LOL
me: askalakadigalagalagalagala!!
Aishwarya: i ope ppl dont throw rocks on us!
HP: rock band antey rock solid ga undali song
me: nope we are having our first concert in the rajasthani desert
or the arabian sea
:calm
HP: we should become rock solid to bare their affection towards us
Buffalo: rajasthani desertr?!
me: no rocks!
yaya no rocks there only sand
Aishwarya: we r sand band?
me: and there shud be no cactus plants around 10km dia
:P
Buffalo: yeaahh
we r a sand band
a rock band wit a difference
me: sandy rock band
naaaaa
naaa
:calm
Buffalo: no sandy rockband
Aishwarya: no hype for sandy
succesful veto!
HP: aw the bake has come
me: yaya shame felling...slip of the letteres
Buffalo: tat seems like hype for certai ppl
:clam
Sowmya: why are we talking abt sandy
me: baked sand rock band!
any appreciations??
:?
HP: baked?
me: :hee
HP: fried
sand band
or roasted sand rock band
:P
me: yaya sandy is a bhek phellow! and hence since we used the word sandy...baked may be a good substitute for it
Aishwarya: roasted kadalai band
me: yaya roasted beach kadalai non rubber band!
:mm
Aishwarya: yay
HP: gumm
Aishwarya: thenga pattani maangai sundal
thangai pattani maanga me
Buffalo: is tat our first song?
Aishwarya: tpm me!
Buffalo: LLAI
HP: chikki u mean??
me: and where is the band
Sowmya: LLAI
me: :calm
HP: wher is the band
?
time for dinner
Aishwarya: maybe we shud call our band -- brandy
me: tpm non gummy non rubbery band??
Aishwarya: we can sing
HP: and sowm,ya send the log later without forgetting
Aishwarya: where is the brandy
namma veetla brandy
me: aaa enga oootla brandy!
Sowmya: wat brand
me: ayyoo brandy i dont know!
Aishwarya: b(r)and(y)
HP: monkey brand
me: someone googly
HP: me ki ype
me: ype entraa item?
HP: hype
me: korangu mark brand brandy
Sowmya: item na ennaku yaaro nyabagam varanga
oh did all of u ask how vetti;s teeth is
me: mamaith khan
Buffalo: enaku korangu marg kuliyal soap dhan theriyum
me: :P
yaya adhan ishmall modiphication
:D
aaa Buffalo! howz ur teeth?
Buffalo: fine thanku
me: and did u measure the space using vernier callipers?
Buffalo: n how r ur teeth?
me: i prefer vernier to screw gauge!
Aishwarya: vetti come home and show ur teeth
me: as it can properly fit into ur teeth
Sowmya: LLAI LLAI
Aishwarya: HP is also comin home to show his teeth
Sowmya: Too mcuh teeth discussin today
Aishwarya: yes!
me: yaya actually
:haha
Buffalo: wats tis abt ppl visting ppl to show teeth?!
me: my teeth as usual one range! just like the happydent add!!
yaya HP planning to vijit aish to show teeth
i suggest that u also do the same
Aishwarya: he he..
i am becoming a dentist!
me: yaya and ur dad is a veterinary doctor??
Aishwarya: illa ya..but he deals with cows
me: Buffaloes??
Aishwarya: i can deal with veti and HP
:D
me: mm done!
:clap
Buffalo: hey mnkey wit the guitar
shooo
me: :blush
eto velli pooyindhi manasu.....
Aishwarya: oh shati shanti oh shanti
Buffalo: @aish
pls ask Sowmya
me: ecchujmee?? what did u tell?
Buffalo: y shes suddenly pullin girlie acts!
Sowmya: ask sowya wat
me: :idea
Buffalo: shes rehearsin vsu
me: to impress HP??
:O
no need to rehearse bong!
Buffalo: :))
Aishwarya: :O
me: gen enthu poi talk with him!
nothing will go wrong!
Buffalo: LLAI
me: u have our ROCKY slyverster BAND ehind u!!
:mm
HP: omg
shy
!!
me: neeeyebba!! item naa K ...u are still here!
u said u were leaving sometime ago
sorry bong!! now there is no need for u to rehearse also!! Gtalk did the mama velai!
Aishwarya: u r chasing her away?
me: :P
Buffalo: chasin who away
wat jus happnd
me: actually Sowmya are u there?
crying?
HP: am seeing n eating
hehe
me: crying?
blushing and crying??
HP: echuuj me
Buffalo: Sowmya is owrkin up the copirgae
Aishwarya: Sowmya is talling to burgerman
Buffalo: to call a guy
me: laughing and cryinh?
Buffalo: aftr 10
HP: now am gonna leave
me: u say that again....!
:angry
i am out of words! someone convey my feelings when u meet him personally!
HP: oga
Aishwarya: oogfa booga
ooga booga
HP: ogay no reharsels for this one also aa
me: u already got hyped many times today...oodi po!
Buffalo: HyPed
me: b4 u get the jeriatric donkey kick from Sowmya
Aishwarya: :)
me: anywayz !! where is the Sowmyaaaaa!
HP: bye allllllll
gn! formating my comp shall catch u guys if u are all alive after my formattttttting biziness
me: jingalala jingalala jingalala
HP has left
me: Sowmya ...u may now enter!
Sowmya: ho ho
hoo hooo
me: Yo!
Buffalo: n a merry xmas?
is tat the effect aftr ta;kn 2 cg?
me: and a happy nu year
and a happy nu year
Aishwarya: jing jing cha chicka jing jing cha
back streets back alright
me: aish are u trying the 1990's chiru mujic
Aishwarya: hey wats our bands name
me: jingalala street guyz band galz band!
:cha
Buffalo: i liked non rubber band!
hmph!
me: ok the band name may be modified as
jingalala street guyz non rubber band galz band
:?
Aishwarya: why ruber
non-rubber
= elastic
gals
Buffalo: nonrubbervand is funkyyyyy
:P
me: :clap
so with that we finilze on our group name as jsgnrbg bang!
band
Buffalo: teeheeee
lets c if u remember it next time
:P
me: never mind it...i have gtalk chat history to remember it for me~
:cool

and finally the Team...

String Pluckings : Me and Aishwarya
Dandanaka Drums : Sowmya
Ching Chak : HP
Jingalala Jingalala : Buffalo
Daaam Deeem Dushhhh : Kayal