ayyo swine flu....ayyo swine flu!!!

i pity the "swine flu" flu!!! paavam ppl keep all sorts of funky names to it...
yeii i got swine flu....sounds normal..but
heyyy i got H1N1...

greattt...congratsss machi!!!
clap clap clap!!

yesterday we had a kutti lacha session in the mess (ofcourse with the other mokka street guyz).
The topic is "how to escape from swine flu?"
the 'knowledge transfer' goes like this...

Lighthouse :machi i have planned to stich a mask for myself da..
Me: deiii...i'll join you..we shall stich and sell them in the campus.
Sushant:Dont use black colour...i dont wear black...
Selambals:eeeyyy enna wine pathi pesitu irukkenga...
Lighthouse: budhi enga poogudhu paaru..kudigaara naayee..."swine flu" pathi pesitu irukkom da ______!!
Me: oru vela swine flu ku alcohol na allergy aa irukkumoo???
Lighthouse:machi..nambu technical aa pesuvom...swine flu is allergic to C2H5OH!!
Sushant:we'll have the IISc logo printed on the mask!!
Lighthouse: and we'll say..u can get any number printed on the mask...
Selambals:deii...keela C-Mess nu poduvomlaaaaaa
Lighthouse and Me : Podaaaa _________
Lighthouse: machi..naan andha swine flu ooda family head ae kooptu warning kudakalaam nu nenachitu irukken..unga pasanga seriya behave pannamaatengurangunu...nee enna feel panre??
Everyone:what an idea sirji!!
Selambals:deii...outside bangalore, oru board poduvom.."no entry for swine flu" nu
Me:Ada cha...language problem da...adhukku enna language theriyumo eppidi therinjikardhu...
Lighthouse:aaama periyya language...ellam language la poduvom...andha family la edhavadhu padicha flu irukkama pooguma!

ayyo swine flu...ayyo swine flu!!!
i dont think "swine flu" flu will attack us after reading this blog!! :D