20120224

dandana darnaaa.....ayyae...oorama po!

Now that the joint venture of pandoram in pandora has been aborted due to technical personal problems! technical is mine and personal is the others! , finally it has been decided to get back to something that both of us are relatively good at!
Disclaimer : no chocolates for guessing the answer!
Acknowledgments : All the figures ( in the figurative sense) attached here are photoshopped so as to bring an eternal peace and charm to the snap and thereby the world. The author acknowledges the subject in the photo who put the authors photoshoppic skills to test. Also we regret to inform that ramasamy hasn't cooperated in the only snap he is present (due to reasons unknown to the human community..possibly due to over blushing).
The second author not obeying the sacred statement "nenappudhan pozhappae kedukum" feels that she is a born william wordsworth - ee (the 2 e's are to represent the female gender) and starts her poetry...

"I very recently described somebody as a 'scruffy dog'
to this 'person' today
And its this person's birthday.
So in a joint effort,
and face full of lefort
we are writing this as her birthday tippu-fort
(chumma oru rhyming kaaga dhan).

So this person, whom she shall refer to, as 'bulbu'
was a scruffy dog herself not so long ago.
(snap with ramasamy below)
The frequency of highpitched 'yaen?!' and 'enakuuuuuuu!'
from her also binds her close to the **beep** community.
So does her affinity to **beep** biscuits.
(and we are not campaigning for pedegree please)
So does sticking her head out of train compartments.
She also used to roll around in maida
with solomon papayya's expression of vaida (rhyming correct)

Alright, admitted, the authors also did it. Buttttttttt
(look up and please note the extra stress on the T)
its something that just fits here, you know.
Now this was back then.

After two years of banglore-isation,
she has now transformed to a pomerianian naay kutti
(read in titanic spoof dhanalaxmi tone).
Gowns, funky haircuts, Black dogs, J to the D's - the whole works.
Little of her is known after this.
Basically because her blog is blocked to public
(except the only one 5')

But I can tell you this.
She is still the naay kutti.
She still sticks her head out of the company cab window.
She still emits high pitched noises.
And still grabs and runs away with other ppl's food
(alright..this is assumed...but there are some things you just cant change!)"

So here's to the changed but eternal 'doggie' bulbu - Happy Birthday!
We hope you like our present :P
one more poem please-aaa

tom and jerry
sat on a berry
to eat the cherry
with the curry!

once again appi appi b'day Rrrromantic h*t and s**y bulbbb!!


signing off

-Yaman with his pet!

20120218

manishi brathuku inthae...manasu gathi inthaee!

since the regular reader of this blog got engaged, i think i am writing this one to read it myself once in a while. so as usual u can look forward for lot of naansense! :D
there was a blog saved in my Desktop Documents on Desktop...thought for exactly 11 seconds and decided to replace that blog with this one...for the over enthu-ed useless reader...dont worry i shall post that mokka blog also in some time. plj see this first! (to understand the title..for the feelings challenged ppl)
but now lets concentrate on this one! enuf of unncessary lacha!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!

melcowe to tanishq!

20111016

this person that type only! :D

finalllyyyyy....
finallyyyyyyyyyy...
faaainallllyyyyyyyyyy....the King has come back to naakemsambandhamledhu.blogspot.com
today i am going to tell u a story..u can assume it to be a movie! :P
about someone...not any some someone..just a someone!
there was this person who is as normal as anyone is..middle class man..with a fantastic sense of sarcastic humor, all enthu-ed, doing something mokka...like arranging last years newspapers in ascending/descending order, weighting the papers by himself and arguing with the paperboy :D,dancing to kuthu songs at 5 AM in the morning blah blah blah.
As usual he had a good wife..2 not so great but ok kind of children.like the suryawamsham sarath kumar, this person played with his kids and kids of his brother and friends!
(though in that movie sarath kumar dint play with other kids..just oru flow kaaga saying this)
he wept when his children were angry and dint talk to him for even 10 mins...such was his love towards his children. to the outside world he was a honest goverment servant (namma indian thatha type nu vechikonga for the time being) people called him TIGER..not because of his appearance :P but because of his courage to talk to the naxals without fear!
now lets pause for a min...i want to ask the mokka readers a question!
how many of u would go to office without footwear?? sounds a naansense question right??
and i can imagine the expressions on ur faces when u imagine doing this and ur collegues giving u a wierd look! mmm lets continue;
well...this is what that person did...he left his slippers at home and went to office so that his son can go out and meet his friends during vacation! like in the movies, it should obviously be a hot and dry day! his feet totally damaged by the time he reached home in the evening! what will u call such a person?? well.....
u might call him a fool, a crazy person, a mad person, a person with no sense....
but to that child he was the greatest person on earth!
he is the great thahsildar v thyagaraja pillai...my dad! happy b'day pa!
(Oct 15 1947)

-Sundar

20110510

I dont know!!

hmm for some reasons i think i am the most hated person here! because i am soo goood! :D
(for the readers info...this is self hype :P)
and ya drinking has lot of side effects...one of which i mentioned in the previous blog...
refresh : person drinks-asks-good-friday-on-tuesday-?
few days back we went to this bar and after getting one range drunk, one fellow started to cry and asked to book tickets on tuesday as he has to catch a flight on monday!! (whattt???!?!?!) ...u ppl read it right..this was what he actually said!
while we were leaving, the doorkeeper(btw i have a doubt...y are the waiters always dressed better than me?? anyways) said namasthe and opened the door for me. i was verra happy and thanked him by giving him a 50 rupee note! unlocked my ferrari and started back to campus...suddenly this fellow started to yell at me...and the reason was that gandhi thatha was missing in that note! :D and
when asked abt getting married, one of the kamnaughty replied
"One day i'll be a dog!!" I DONT KNOW...

was very tired of coupling..adhan gen timepass kaaga writing this naansense!
hope the readers dont mind..if u mind then its a great achievement for me!
Jai hind!

20110423

whyyy whyyyy!

well u know...its been nearly 100 million years since i blogged!
i used that because unfortunately few weeks ago i watched that movie because i had no work and i dont sing! 100 million BC! is a wonderful movie..Bill Gates should take credit for making this movie a great hit because the dino in this movie was made in microsoft paint!
mmm now that the beginning is good, i actually forgot what i wanted to write...
till i remember that...i make a special dedication!
this blog is dedicated to my cell phone! aeeeyyy bulb readerss...eeeee51! and this is my 51st blog! :D
one of my friends got drunk last weekend and....
"dei maaple...thisshhh time good friday nesst tuusday dhane??!"
whattt??? :O
my sincere advice....the weak hearted...please dont go to the Scary House during the weekend!
u wont find any chicks in the mall and the ghosts inside the house gets scared due to ur presence!
we were watch IPL and all of a sudden...
if u grow long beard..will u get dandruff? :O asked one of the research scholars..
and the replies...
cha cha..due to gravity they'll fall down!
kya fake raha hai yaaro! u wont get drandruff in the beard because u dont think through your chin!
whattey comedy !LOL! ROFL! LLAI! 11! (whatever keyword u use)

hence why whyyy!

-Sundar

unfortunately! i 2nd dedicate (1st my cell :D) this blog to buffalo on her birthday! such a shame!

20110224

I have two words for ya!

and now i unfortunately have a bhek friend who thought she wish she could fly...
and claims that she actually flew once! :O
Me: ya
38 more to go
Buffalo: ooooh aaaaah
Me: govinda govinda
take me higher govindaa
Buffalo: i believe i can fly
Me: sutham!
newton would surely commit suicide!
trust me
he would surely cry out
earth sucks!
Buffalo:LLAI
LLAI
luzo!
LLAI

naam hai teraa teraaaa :O
naam hai teraa teraaaa :?
naam hai teraa teraaaa :mm
naam hai teraa teraaaa :blush
naam hai teraa teraaaa :thu

-eeeeee51Sundar

20110219

whats my naimmee?? whats my naimeee?? whats my naaaiiimee??? my name is.....

ello junta...come put ur hands and legs together and clap like this
(watch from 1:11:20 - 1:11:25)
its time for celebrations...golden jubilee seminar hall blog!
for every department there is a naansense GJ hall...andha effect dhan idhu!the mega keen mokka readers might have noticed that this is just my 49th blog on paper
(i mean on this MOKKA site), but there was a blog buster blog "Phallow HP the PP" which
got deleted accidentally :( so we'll have 2 GJ celebrations!
does this explain the GJ Hall fundaa?? i dint understand this either..so just cut the frog or
bite the bun!whatever!
long long ago i had this conversation with a special person, i am blushing! :D
so thought this would make a perfect 50th blog!

11:52 AM
Muniyamma: paathuten ....chammatha irukkae
infact konjam white ayta madhiri irukka
any secret??
illa photoshop warak aa?
;)
11:53 AM
me: cha cha i am fair u know!
due to the sun my image got darkened
avalavudhan
:blush
thats y my name sun darr!! i am scared of sun
:waa
11:54 AM
Muniyamma: andavaaaaaaaa
go write the name reasoning in ur blog
it is mokkai enuff
me: actually a good topic!


now! people (with the gokri macha effect) no tensions!
get back to whatever naansense u were doing!
i successfully wasted ur 5 mins!

long time no write

-Street Captain Sundar

For the readers info, here is the 'cute' pic! :D