there was a blog saved in my Desktop Documents on Desktop...thought for exactly 11 seconds and decided to replace that blog with this one...for the over enthu-ed useless reader...dont worry i shall post that mokka blog also in some time. plj see this first! (to understand the title..for the feelings challenged ppl)
but now lets concentrate on this one! enuf of unncessary lacha!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!
melcowe to tanishq!
a visit to this place makes any guy experience a one range feeling! me being a guy also had a verra pleasant experience! and i am not talking about any gaming center or water world!
the second experience is the one i am going to make u experience first!
me and anup enter the dragon!
aisa dhukaan enter karthe huaee...manageraan vanejeraan hallu haai bole!
me pucha ear ring kidhar hai...
woh bole seedha upar!
aisa seedi pe chadke upar pahunche na hum log...
anup went to the left corner and me to the right corner!
the salesperson said "sir, idhar diamond hai..aapko chahiye kya??" (with a sarcastic tone)
that was not an insult to us...i always wonder y the ppl working in shops and waiters in the hotel dress as if they are going to give a presentation on...mmm...whatever!
we were in a verra mokka getup..thats the summary!
we asked for plain gold and went to other desk!
i saw the price of one of the ear rings..it was 11620 INR. and the salesperson showed us a bigger one.
i expected that to be something around 20K.
we gen saw the models..and b4 i could touch one...
salesman: sir what is the range u are looking?
anup: something around fifteen hundred.
me usko aise dhekk raha tha...and imagine the look on my face...
i was like...whatt??? fifteen hundred??
me: abe sale..tereko sachme kuch khareedna hai kya?
anup: kyon? lag nahi raha hai kya?
salesman gets confused and calls another person..this person is a manager level salesperson
ML salesperson: may i help you sir!..what is the price range u are looking?
anup: fifteen hundered (with a million dollar millionair's proud smile)
ML salesperson got confused, thinks that he wanted to tell fifteen thousand and said fifteen hundred.
ML salesperson: sir, u mean one thousand five hundred.
anup: eggjackactly! (with a proud feeling of whattey coincidence...that was indeed what i said..thattu machan)
i was one range paka paka laughing inside...
ye log hum ko khundhal khundal karke maarne wale hain
salesperson: sir one gram of gold is 2650 INR.
ML salesperson: if u want in 1500, we have silver sir.
anup: no no..we want only gold (ye to sale sudharega nahi..cha!)
me: what is the minimum u have
ML salesperson: 7000 sir.
anup: u can keep all the jewellery inside...we'll just have a look at them
me: sale kameene..$#%&^*@!
we sat there for some 2 min and then left the place!
none of us dared to look behind! :D
and the excuse anup gives for saying 1500 is that...
"aisa bole to woh logaan hum ko minimum price batayenge"
whatteyyyy!!
melcowe to tanishq!
i am still reading tis blog!
ReplyDeleten guess wat? sowmya n i did something along these lines too....in the PLATINUM section :D :D
jitani bhi ijjat bachi thi uska pura faluda bana diya re... and there are some corrections (or should i say clarifications
ReplyDelete:P) from my side; should i dare touch them...??? :D :D