Uncle the Penkull!!

for the hopless people who are wondering..this is penkull ( in telugu FYI)
Aaal abt osama bin uncle!

uncle as the name suggests is an old man, with the character of a second standard girl!(dont get confused..he is a male version of a female)
therez nothing great abt this person , except that he has dynamic short term memory! dynamic because his "forgetful-ness" can range from few seconds to few years! (dont worry abt this statement, as a matter of fact abt what ever i am going to type here)
just now i got a call from him..
Uncle: are sundar....(long gap, he waits till i say haaan)
Me: Haan bol re
Uncle: tu kidar hai?
Me: Lab me
Uncle: to mere deskspace me mera specs hai kya..dheknaa!!
Me: Nahi re :(
Uncle: to toilet me jaake dheko?
Me: (Whatt????)
Me: Nahi re!

this is not the first time this happened...u tell me..how can one forget specs
and uska number hai infinity ke aaspaas! :D
a one range fundoo who has a good voice!
(gentlemen and woman just voice and am not talking abt songs)
i have never seem him hurt any creature and thats the reason he doesn't even use
taartaaise mosquito coil in his room! as the animal rights people say
"every animal has the right to be tasty", our uncle says
"every mosquito has the right to taste his blood"!
Science barks that phemale mosquitoes bite bite and hence our uncle has
a soft corner towards them!
an ardent fan of lata, he tortures everyone not only by singing her songs,
but by making others listen to those songs on youtube! whattey pity! :(
one reason for his low CG (6.5/8.0) is because of his unique style of ghoting!
just like the kiwi bird! doesn't take a back step...if he doesn't understand any line, he reads the whole paragraph again and again..till he understands that naansense line...sometimes the "english" language itself is a big problem and he is old enuf to get confused in differentiating between technical statements and masala statements in the middle :D

always smiling always singing always 100% naansense wherever he goes!
truely a perfect 'kaku's kaka'! :D ! unfortunate to have a friend like him!

-Sundar