Whattey League! Hurryyyy!

Indian premier league..the craze of indian youth, not because tendulkar is playing well or yusuf and symonds are small baby like fighting..it is because raj and bal aren't taking the cheerleader issue seriously and are actually enjoying watching them dance! :P without any dress constraints! :D(no dividing and ruling this statement please)
flash news says that IPL is next to NBA in salaries! :O
btw why did hockey become out national game..was it because we won one hockey world cup and so self declared it as a national game? :O
anyways lite take, let us not bother about that!
since there are lot of companies that are unable to save money and are sponsoring naansense ppl, we thought of a brilliant idea of starting the same and generate revenue for out future plans..lot of plans....start a company/do post doc/go to pandora/world tour/....!
we have gained confidence and support from out RPL (R-Block Premier League) and emathified one person that we would be taking over zimbabwe the next year!
now we are planning for Bangalore Premier League or Bengaluru Godavalu Prathyaksha Prasaram! (IPL la fightings dhane happening..so feelings true translation).
The teams were formed and we are waiting for the sponsors to sponz the teams!
1. Yeshwanthput Night Riders
2. Majestic Super Queens
3. Mathikere Manga's
4. Jayanagar Gaints
5. Koramangala Korangi's
6. Malleshwaram Marams
7. Electronic Elichavaays
8. Garuda Govinda's
9. Mantri Mall Monkeys
10. Hebbal Azhagi's
11. IISc Goyyalaka's
the rules are simple..
a) each team consists of 8 players+3 subs (there is only one sub in r10d nu mokka podaadhinga :x)+ 1 ball boy+ no coach(dhanda soru).
b) no kannada actor should own any team( we respect the feelings of human beings, poster laye paaka mudiyaadhu...idhula live telecast na lot of social issues will arise..these shall not be discussed here, the readers are requested to send in personal mails to know more abt these).
c) buying of players are subject to terms and conditions which shall be disclosed once the owners identify themselves (gen enthu venum na...i can say that no owner is allowed to buy for more than 36 Cr).
d) owners shall get their own cheerleaders(non-indians)...srilanka and pakisthan bhi chaltha hai).
e) all matches shall be played in IISc, with an option of whether the teams will play cricket or football depending upon toss and the availability of ground.(we encourage all sports). Roulette wheel based game decisions are under consideration with cricket,football,volleyball,gilli-danda,goli,carrom,chess,throwball,wrestle mania as potential games.
f) regarding the players, 2 gults+2 illads+1 kannadiga+1 mallu+1 marathi+2 rajasthani's (insti quota)+some time pass 2 General category + 1 STD as a ball boy.(no bosho bosho bongs please)

the remaining rules and regulations shall be posted in next to next to next blog...or may not be posted at all..after all this is my blog! democracy! :P thats all for now...thank you for tuning in! now get lost!

for streetguyz
Dr. Sundar! (year 2013)

talk less...dont work!!!

tamil padam! whattey padam!! shabaash, mind blowing! otified lot of hero's and movies! i am going to try something of that sort now..not with any movie or hero but with naansense and naansenses!(blogs and bloggers!) some random idiot promised that he is going to make every one understand the sense and scent and kampu of life..no idea what the hell he is doing!! people hype that they do lot of work in the office and no time to even breath and when they are at insti..the same old story ..macha lot of assignments and tests da...life la edhavadhu plukkanum da , naansense i waraked for 2 years and b4 that studied for 4 years in the same insti that most of the readers (infact all) graduated from. this hype is not acceptable wrt any bloody standards! and next comes the person who writes about the world,books(relaxx...its just about one notebook),objects,sarees,abt that persons hopeless life,typical girly type(i mean serials) etc., this had migrated from one place to another...so we can expect something like bevarse bangalore just like the singara chennai!
one bhek fellow intelligently used to write paatalu..direct aa singithae emavuthundho aadiki thelusu..and he is absconding as of now. i expect him to be fasting somewhere near the necklace road koovam!
and then the dhol!the slim ramp walk remi (remo's female version)! half centuary over out of which only few can be understood or rather read! because lot of that naansense is really a naansense which a gaussian reader cannot understand!sigh garfield,clip vesuko thesuko and then chatuko,1000 elephants ekku and pongal thinu,love the airtel customer care,fattest fat weddings..totally a pozhapuless garal i shud say!!
inka last lo thinu...the episode girl! first two as usual good..last either missing or mokka!video the colorblind, roll the model, eat the chicken and kick the rukk are some of her coals!
this is just a gen enthu blog...readers are requested to send in their feedback only throug mails and postings...live attack and ear damaging regarding this blog will not be entertained/appreciated!

Mugguru Bevarsegaallu!!- 3 idiots-true translation!

someone said it is a make of the book 5. someone! I am not going to discuss about that as i haven't read that mokka book.
"Hey i am going to urvashi theatre this sunday to watch avatar!" said one of my friends last friday,by the time i decided to watch the movie, the tickets got over! so with the intention of watching some movie, i went to the first day 3rd show of the movie......yess...some of the readers are right! The wild Hunter- Vettaikaaran! Ilaya Dalapathi...Jindabaad!
Booked tickets for Avatar movie! great success..u know i have the freedom to go to the movies even on weekdays! democracy--as i say!
Monday gone...we were with one range enthusiasm to watch the first 3D movie of our life! :hee
Lot of mokka discussions between us...
shud wear our regular specs while watching the movie?
Is it Ok if we sit in the first row?? will it make any difference??
What is the material of construction of the specs?
Can we start a 3D company for making specs?
and lot more of these....
The day before the day, one of the persons backs out!
next.....pressure builds upon...what to do????
finallyu....convinced a girl for the movie...
was a bit of hardwork, but never mind it!!
11 PM chai session...very quick discussion reg the movie
nite 12 over! show day came (wednesday!! hurray!!)
wednesday morning 1:20 AM, i took out the ticket and started to get back to room. Just before leaving the lab, uncle wanted to have a look at the ticket! He saw and was silent! Next the bhek mahesh saw the ticket and he also kept quite! I saw the ticket and asked y they are quite! They shouted at me saying that 22nd was the show date...
Me: "so what??....wait....what is today???(in the literal sense...not the concept that only when u sleep and wake up u feel u are into the next day)".
I then took out my Eeeeeeeee51 and convinced myself that the day we had the mokka discussion was the day we were supposed to clear all our doubts regarding the 3D glasses! :P

hmph! what a dayy!!

1. one person backing out for the movie that we already missed.
2. nite 11 ku convincing a person to come for the movie the next day..and that too morning!
3. I booked 5 tickets, one ticket i booked for a person without even informing that we are going for the movie.
4. i sent the details of the tickets to the remaining two fellows who dint even bother to go thru' it.
5. 1000 tickets + convinience charge 75 bokka!

And so the kartha KARMA and kriya for what ever happened were we the 3 idiots! The KING being THE proud leader!!

Taste of Defeat!

Taste of Defeat!

The first match of the "Gautam Memorial Open Volley Ball Tournament" started yesterday with heavy showers and so the matches were postponed to today. Science Vs Engineering was the exhibition match, and next was some mokka match! Next came the match of the mokka's: Street Guyz Vs Random Volleys (ella namba pasangadhan :P).
Toss: Captain of the street guyz team(sudeep) played his part in winning the toss and elected to serve first. Our captain was the most OUTSTANDING captain and so was asked to stay outside the court till the end of the game! :D
The first set was great...Street Guyz won, and u can guess what happened next....Random Volleys won the second and third! so we lost the game(as usual).
This shud be celebrated as the opponent were also street guyz with different name.however this dint happen!there is something hopeless about this defeat! i have never felt in this way for any defeat in my life, of course i have succeeded occasionally in my life, many times i lost when i when i really wanted to succeed! but what makes this defeat a special one??four points shud be enuf to make the readers understand this
1) I dint play the game
2) Street Guyz played seriously
3) After the match each one was pointing out the mistakes committed by the other
4) and finally to top it, we lost the match!
Silence in the camp, even in the mess ppl were discussing about the mistakes that they committed! as a normal person,therez nothing wrong in doing that. But we are STREET GUYZ! its been over an year since the Street Guyz gang was formed and never for any match we did this seriously! we point out others mistakes and laugh like hell, this made out team famous among the guyz! (no idea what the other baek fellows think abt us :P) and now all of a sudden everything has changed! is it only me who is unaffected by change?? or may be writing a serious blog can be termed as a change!
aaan where were we?? the mess scene....after 10 mins of their serious discussion, i had something to say in the gap!
"You guyz should have either played seriously and won the match or should have enjoyed the game and lost, but u dint do any of them! so just shut your mouth and carry on with ur dinner!" i was 100% sure that none would dare to oppose me!after this the discussion went on but this time everyone were laughing and screaming! ppl started to join us and it was the old "Street Guyz" again!
Now i have decided not to represent the team if my players are serious about winning the game! dream about winning all the matches, u are sure that u'll win in ur dreams and if u loose in that also, wake up, wash your face and then sleep, you'll surely win! :D. real life is not the same, a defeat is tastier than victory if u can add some Kodak moments to you life!laugh once in a while thinking about the mistake ur friend made and the way u guyz commented him after that! i still remember the way we played in our first volley ball tournament in the beginning of this year, the sixer that sudeep hit, the way mama played, the expressions sridhar and kgk gave, the comments of shareef, selambals of cedt. i dont think u'll really believe me if i say that while typing the above sentences, i had a big smile on my face remembering those incidences! :)
hmm anywayz now everything appears to be normal but i dont know what will happen in the next match! i better stay away from it! :P
learn to appreciate defeat, enjoy defeat, share defeat, love defeat, work hard for defeat!!
the best way to defeat defeat is to make it a habit! :D

Street Ball Game! 7's cup

A blog after a really long time..
the theme of this essay is street ball game, the reason for this confusion is that lot of our theru porikis haven't played football since ages and so all of them wanted to be the goal keeper so that they can use the entire body to defend themselves!
and so the street guyz team was formed with 1 captain 6 vicecaptains and one player. We were forced by the organizing committee to give the names of three substitues which we gave as pimpa,mama and buffon!
Our inaug started with a clash with the Smiling Budhas. Budhas were sportive guyz, they played really good football!
first half we tried out best but could give only one goal! the culprit was the goal keeper KGK whose height stopped many goals unintentionally!
second half goal keeper change, shareef wore the gloves! as the game progressed, deepu the captain hit a goal, a stunning goal! celebrations all over! and after that the captain never laughed as he got injured! some how we got a replacement for him and the game resumed. This time it was my turn, i intelligently gelikified the ball going directly to the goalkeeper and due to the deflection, the goal keeper got confused and i got a goal to my name! celebrations again! yahooo! The third goal was by our dance master shu, who hit the ball with a keeka spinning effect, as usual celebrations after the goal!
by now the smiling budhas stopped smiling and in the last 7mins hit 2 goals , we couldn't do anything and so we with sportive spirit celebrated for those 2 goals! :D
match ended! "well played well played" screamings all over!
Street Guyz hits 4 goals! Smiling Budhas hit 2 goals! all the six into the same goal post! so the summary was
we lost the game 0-6. I as an acting captain lead from the front by hitting a goal into our goal post.

second match ..on the way!

ennadi muniyamma ur eye le eyetex...who give eyetex? this OC la vandha eyetex...nee front lae pona, me back la escapee

hmm...lot of marriages happening now a days! after 4 years may be my marriage will be
referred to as "Dr Sundar uncles" wedding by the children of my friends.
IISc girls whom we sight adichify are also getting married...so just like the c coding, my
life has become a d coding
for d = 1 to infinity
d=d-1
end
d means darling!
we have started a tradition of calling ppl with their name and adding a suffix 'd' in
order to partially escape from the thuppals! like.. md means muniyamma darling! :D
we had a lot of confusion and then tried adding department as a prefix so as to avoid the dual muniyamma confusion! all the alphabets are full now...we are now in search of ud wd xd,yd and zd!
I demand the readers help!! :D

*ing : Prabhu Deva, Ashima

Prabhu deva is a one range poor boy who is looked after by people of a small village. some mokka in the middle..and next our prabhu plans to suttify the money of rich people and give it to people in need.He uses the concept of allauddin and the magic lamp. All people write their problems in a small chit and drop it in a box, our hero tells them that he has a magic lamp and convinces them that the genie will solve their problems.This is the main theme,and as usual he falls in love with a girl who is somehow related to the villain and then some tragedy,sufferings, punch dialogues, THE END(I think a happy one).

*ing : Rajini, Shriya

The BOSS starts off by trying to do good things, as usual gets into deep trouble and used the one rupee coin to get back his property and suttifies the black money of the rich people and uses it to build different CIVIL structures so as to provide education and employment to poor people.Some masala and love story in between...birth right of tamil industry! :D

*ing : Vikram, Sadaf

Multiple personality disorder, the hero matrixes with villain(s) and kills them.In the end he'll be given some treatment and both of them (vikki and sada) travel in a train. Here the movie ends saying that he has not changed his character and continues to destroy people who commit mistakes.

I think you people have got an idea of the three movies above. Now please read the bold lines once again...are you done???? ()jacktly you are right..that makes a new movie.

The basic chit idea is from "Allauddin", the money for helping is got through "Sivaji"-The Boss's idea. you might be wondering y is the anniyan movie included?? Ya that is the ending, our hero gets transfered to some other chom place and he reads the hindi chits and says to himself that he has to start the matter again. That effectively means that the story is incomplete..its just a time pass of 3:30 hrs :x with no conclusions!

I strongly feel that the directors of Sivaji,Thoranai and this movie have a competition among themselves..."who can show shriya better??!!" naansense this should be given first prize! :P I donno if shakira's hips lie or not, but definitely shriya's hip is a fraud...total lies! :calm

The songs and vadivels comedy only add to the time and has nothing to do with entertainment. I appreciate the last villain..he has an item song to his name( does item song add power to a villain ??). Miss ITEM's last song is good..ofcourse after watching 3 hrs of this movie you will surely like this song ;)).."My name is meenakumari, i am from kanyakumari...."

One good point is that everything is made clear..i mean if the CBI enters the office and if no one is there, "SATURDAY" is displayed at the bottom right of the screen and the hero's flying effect is explained by the pulley and rope technology!

I think you have guessed the movie.

Finally the punch line: Mokkasamy-sema kadi!