Whattey League! Hurryyyy!

Indian premier league..the craze of indian youth, not because tendulkar is playing well or yusuf and symonds are small baby like fighting..it is because raj and bal aren't taking the cheerleader issue seriously and are actually enjoying watching them dance! :P without any dress constraints! :D(no dividing and ruling this statement please)
flash news says that IPL is next to NBA in salaries! :O
btw why did hockey become out national game..was it because we won one hockey world cup and so self declared it as a national game? :O
anyways lite take, let us not bother about that!
since there are lot of companies that are unable to save money and are sponsoring naansense ppl, we thought of a brilliant idea of starting the same and generate revenue for out future plans..lot of plans....start a company/do post doc/go to pandora/world tour/....!
we have gained confidence and support from out RPL (R-Block Premier League) and emathified one person that we would be taking over zimbabwe the next year!
now we are planning for Bangalore Premier League or Bengaluru Godavalu Prathyaksha Prasaram! (IPL la fightings dhane happening..so feelings true translation).
The teams were formed and we are waiting for the sponsors to sponz the teams!
1. Yeshwanthput Night Riders
2. Majestic Super Queens
3. Mathikere Manga's
4. Jayanagar Gaints
5. Koramangala Korangi's
6. Malleshwaram Marams
7. Electronic Elichavaays
8. Garuda Govinda's
9. Mantri Mall Monkeys
10. Hebbal Azhagi's
11. IISc Goyyalaka's
the rules are simple..
a) each team consists of 8 players+3 subs (there is only one sub in r10d nu mokka podaadhinga :x)+ 1 ball boy+ no coach(dhanda soru).
b) no kannada actor should own any team( we respect the feelings of human beings, poster laye paaka mudiyaadhu...idhula live telecast na lot of social issues will arise..these shall not be discussed here, the readers are requested to send in personal mails to know more abt these).
c) buying of players are subject to terms and conditions which shall be disclosed once the owners identify themselves (gen enthu venum na...i can say that no owner is allowed to buy for more than 36 Cr).
d) owners shall get their own cheerleaders(non-indians)...srilanka and pakisthan bhi chaltha hai).
e) all matches shall be played in IISc, with an option of whether the teams will play cricket or football depending upon toss and the availability of ground.(we encourage all sports). Roulette wheel based game decisions are under consideration with cricket,football,volleyball,gilli-danda,goli,carrom,chess,throwball,wrestle mania as potential games.
f) regarding the players, 2 gults+2 illads+1 kannadiga+1 mallu+1 marathi+2 rajasthani's (insti quota)+some time pass 2 General category + 1 STD as a ball boy.(no bosho bosho bongs please)

the remaining rules and regulations shall be posted in next to next to next blog...or may not be posted at all..after all this is my blog! democracy! :P thats all for now...thank you for tuning in! now get lost!

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Dr. Sundar! (year 2013)