ayyo swine flu....ayyo swine flu!!!

i pity the "swine flu" flu!!! paavam ppl keep all sorts of funky names to it...
yeii i got swine flu....sounds normal..but
heyyy i got H1N1...

greattt...congratsss machi!!!
clap clap clap!!

yesterday we had a kutti lacha session in the mess (ofcourse with the other mokka street guyz).
The topic is "how to escape from swine flu?"
the 'knowledge transfer' goes like this...

Lighthouse :machi i have planned to stich a mask for myself da..
Me: deiii...i'll join you..we shall stich and sell them in the campus.
Sushant:Dont use black colour...i dont wear black...
Selambals:eeeyyy enna wine pathi pesitu irukkenga...
Lighthouse: budhi enga poogudhu paaru..kudigaara naayee..."swine flu" pathi pesitu irukkom da ______!!
Me: oru vela swine flu ku alcohol na allergy aa irukkumoo???
Lighthouse:machi..nambu technical aa pesuvom...swine flu is allergic to C2H5OH!!
Sushant:we'll have the IISc logo printed on the mask!!
Lighthouse: and we'll say..u can get any number printed on the mask...
Selambals:deii...keela C-Mess nu poduvomlaaaaaa
Lighthouse and Me : Podaaaa _________
Lighthouse: machi..naan andha swine flu ooda family head ae kooptu warning kudakalaam nu nenachitu irukken..unga pasanga seriya behave pannamaatengurangunu...nee enna feel panre??
Everyone:what an idea sirji!!
Selambals:deii...outside bangalore, oru board poduvom.."no entry for swine flu" nu
Me:Ada cha...language problem da...adhukku enna language theriyumo eppidi therinjikardhu...
Lighthouse:aaama periyya language...ellam language la poduvom...andha family la edhavadhu padicha flu irukkama pooguma!

ayyo swine flu...ayyo swine flu!!!
i dont think "swine flu" flu will attack us after reading this blog!! :D

Pattuko the Parigeththae Plane!!

hmmm....after lot of thuppals, i decided something!!
no more 4 crores topic..no more 'ladki-ladki' blogs and no more _______ (gap to be filled later)!!
it was already 9...the boarding usually stops 30 min b4 the departure of the flight!! so i had to rush to the other side of the bus station to catch a taxi!!
finally got a taxi..that fellow said that he'll make sure that the taxi reaches the airport by sharp 10!!! ada podannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg nu me telling and going to other fellow! he total bioscope showing , telliding that...traffic jam may delay u..so better take a train and reach the place (bangalore!) me the Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!and finally one guy told that he'll take me there for 300 bucks!!me telling waaakeeeeeeeeeyy edho onnu panni tholaa! :( and got into it!
comedy ennanaa he on the way asking me the route to the airport!!i got angry and wen the taxi stopped near a signal, i asked the adjacent taxi driver that if knows the way to airport!
he told yes and i S from this taxi and got into that taxi...it was eggjacktly 9:15!!
so by then i lite take hopes of getting into flight in time....i always catch chennai city buses while running..sometimes i dreamt of doing the same thing for flights..and now is the chance for me to do it!!! i thanked GOD for giving me an opportunity to PROVE Myself!! :D
some how the driver reached the airport by 9:45!!
actually the boarding time closes at around 9:30..but our local transport beeku fellows allow passengers even when the flight is abt to leave....and thank god they waited for ME!!!i really got the feeling of a KING for the first time!
as soon as i saw the flight i started running towards it..one of the idiots there asked me to get into the bus and told that it is the policy of their company to take the passengers near the flight..so me went inside and sat there!
appoo vechaaa paaaru aaappuuuuu!!! one flight was ready to take off and the bus had to wait till the flight took offff!! :x
the steps came away and then i reached the flight....they again took the trolley near the flight and i got into the flight.....i was really in great tension...apooodhaaan the air hostess called me and said "Thanks for coming SIR!!!" i wasn't in any mood to look at her...moreover she wasn't that goood!! :(
this time in spice jet, seats are alloted so no need to fight for window seats!!last time when i took AIR DECCAN i saw ppl jumping and pushing each other to catch a window seats...i thought of putting a hand key that time but took back the idea as "Sundar is a Verra GOOD BOY"!!
finally i sat in my seat...C23!!
the person next to me said a big HI and introduced himself
"Allo i yaam a Country Manager for a Switzerland Country Company!!"
by this introduction i thought that that person must be someone like Buffallo and lite took talking with him!!
actually my friend was calling me from 4 hrs and i had to keep him waiting...thank god there were 3 girls and a guy in the cabit crew so i called him and told him that i wanted to attend the calll!!
by the way my friends name is NATURE!!
he told that sorry SIR u'll have to wait for some time.so i had to wait...apoovaee that idiot air hostess came near me and gave me biscuits and water bottle..i din know wat to say..just took them and kept aside...after 30 min he came and asked me to go!! "Dhaivamaaaeeeeeeee" was my expression!!! :P
came back and snached 5 chocolates from the air hostess and with lots and lots of PILANI memories slept !!
woke up when the flight landed in hyd.. we weren't allowed to get out of the flight..so sat there staring at the air ghostessss!!! :D

Tragedy!!

Long long ago...so long ago...even i cant remember how long ago....circle-cirlce-circle.....
that was a Yo saturday!! i emathified my Mami by telling that i have to urgently go to the PS station regarding an important project work!!i went to the DMS and took the as usual 23C.......
sat in the bus.....journey started!!!!
approximately 11 hours ago.......(again coils back to form)
"heyyy!! how are u???"
"naakenti....raaju laa unna!!"
"nuvventi chennai lo??"
"haaan ikkade unna gatha mudu nelaluga"
"sare aithae repu free aaaa??"
"free aee...lunch ki kaludhaamaaa???"
"lunch aithae naaku kastha late avuthundhi..actually monday exam undhi :( chadhavaali....so 11 ki ala kaluddam"
"sare ..done..repu kaludhham"
"ok"
(now back to present)
its been more than 5 years since i saw HER!! .....
actually in my school (9th and 10th), girls and boys used to sit separatelyi mean in two different rows. per bench either 2 boys or 2 girls! :angry
(in my old school, we were forced to sit one boy and one girl per bench...cha sudden change of school has many dis-advantages :()
i donno y..i was the only person to talk to this girl verra frequently..may be i had a crush on her that time (who knows) or may be because....hmph i dont know!
we were just good friends,
"boy can you give me your bio notes?"
"yes girl have it, please return it to me in a proper state"
(yess...my notes one range clearrr and beautipulll, so all students fight for my notes :D)
i am poor in telugu...so i used to take her notes to see if what ever i have written is actually telugu or not :P
hmmm anywayz lots to sayyyy...lite take some day one day shall come!!
got down near the kailasam stop and called her...she asked me to wait neat the sangeetha restaurant. i went there and stood there for 6-11 mins....there she comes....
delicious...yummy... :hee....mmmmm
yaya u ppl are right!!
she bought me two to three JUMBO dairy milk chocolates !!
Y do girls give chocolates(mostly dairy milk) when they meet someone after a long time..or when they are tata telling to someone??someone please explain!!
she was afraid that some watchman of the womens hostel might see her, so we went into the sangeetha restaurant( did she trick me?? :waa)
this was one of the worst restaurants i have been to...naansense assalu padhathi ledhu..i got the feeling of jantharmantar :P
got the menu card...i told my mami that i would return for lunch and so decided to take something light ...medu vada...the peoples choice!! :D i dont remember what she ordered!! we gen enthu talked for some time some time na literally sometime dhan...say 30mins! :( i then said "what else??"...
"we'll have some juice" was the answer! :P
our taste matching matching...both of us choose pineapple!
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( i am blushing)

we had the juice...bill came ...134 rupees!! and me only the HERO like...kept 150 and 10 rupess .."keep the change"
so i took the remaining 6 rupees..put it in the back pocket!!and we both came out of the restaurant!!
tata tata!
i came back to the kailasam stop...ti teee ti teee...got a message
"it was wonderful talking to u after many years.keep in touch.bye"
me also
"yaya me too.Tata!:-)"
got into the bus..."ticketss.....yaaradhu tickettu"
....conductor came!!
i opened my purse and found.......a khaaali purse...:O
ohhh godddd!!!!
(saapattuketoo ledhu paataina paadu brotherrrr...)
devudaaa........Analysis.....
i dint check the dosh b4 leaving home! i had ()jacktly 150 rupees!!
134 bill..
10 keep the change and 6????
yesss thattu the back pocketttt!!!!six rupeesss...six rupeesss!!!!!!
thank god!!! thanks for the six rupees!! :P
and so 6 is also one of my lucky numbers!!

Sillithanam!!-Part 3

check check.... one two six...one two six.....
the third part of my "sillithanam" is specially dedicated to my sister!! :P

sometime in august-september.....
i dint know that 5C and 5 go through mujic academy bus stop,so had to walk till DMS,catch a 23C/19G/29L/A23C,get down at some kailasam and then walk to the near by stop towards taramani and then catch a 5/5C/5T to go to my PS! :(
i wore a white cotton jeans and red shirt that day and to my bad luck, it rained heavily the previous day! :(
(two feelings expressed)
all the dubukk IT ppl used to wait at that stop so that they can catch some bus that goes that way and get down at tidel park. anyone there know the location of tidel parkkk??? fyn i'll tell u, its just 100m away from the kailasam bus stop!! and these ppl prefer to travel through a bus...someone please explain me the psycology of IT ppl..anywayz thats not the idea of this blog, but ppl willing to explain are most welcome(treat not assured though).mmmm where were we....aaaaan some bevarse day and me waiting near the kailasam for some bus to come!!
not many gilrs were there...two or three i think..and as usual with their bill payers!! :D
bus vachhindhi bus vachhindhi bus vachhesindhi!!!!
b4 someone could get in i got in though the back entrance and all of a sudden kevvvvvvvv (ppl screaming)...me bulbing..then the conductor started to shout...me still bulbing....
i noticed that none of the ppl got into the bus except me and the ppl who kevved were girls. then i got a great doubt....did i get into a ladies bus????
yessssss....jump jump jump in the air!!!jumpedd!!!

its because of u and only U I managed to escape a mud bath!! thank U thank yu very much dear woodland!!
and from that moment i have become the brand ambassador of woodlands!!:P
white background la red letters

5T pengal special!! :angry!!

Sillithanam!!-Part 2

the last three days have been the most happening days in my life...first thing is that i could retrieve 3 of my 5 old blogs, second is that today is my last exam( for people who dont know....this is also my first exam)..last means literally last..i need not write exams anymore till Mr Sundar becomes Dr Sundar!! yaahooooo!!!!
now that people got a feel about how "bevarse" i am (actually i like using the word bevarse verra frequently..makes me feel good :D) ,i think its time to reveal my second episode of bevarseness!!
this incident happend b4 the previous one....but due to some reasons i posted that b4 this!! :D
it was some day, some bloody sunday...as mentioned in one of the posts, i had to do justice to the 25K i spent..so went to the CADD center on that day. as usual i site adichified the receptionist for 10mins and then had the OC tea and snacks!!went to the cabin of the person who is incharge of the CADD Center, as usual she and me gen time pass lacha till my teacher arrived!!.by then i had completed the basisc of primavera(i though of using some technical words so that ppl might think i am a fundooo :P) and now am into the advanced stage of it! :mm
teacher change..guy gone gal came!! :yahoo
she was some 2-3 years elder than me and her face was really attractive....believe me ..she blew me off my feet!! (get the feel of hearing this somewhere???yes u are right...1000elephants)
she started to teach me...and i am the only dubuk student! :blush!!
i was listening to her with one range concentration ( one range na one range...with the GABA dialoue effect 8pm na 8pm, not 8:01 :D)..suddenly i wanted to look at her face and turned towards her...gone!!!! total gone!! i cudn't concentrate on what ever she was saying!! :(
so i thought "no!! i shud concentrate...and a good option is to keep staring at the monitor while listening to her" yes indeed a good idea!!
things were going on nicely....
she suddenly started to shout..."Why are u looking at the monitor??what is there on the monitor?? look at me when i am saying something!!understand!!"
hmph fynnnnn

5 mins gone....10 mins gone....and she said (with a soft and beautiful tone)...




"Better u stare at the monitor!!"

Sillithanam!!

who the hell forced me to write the blog???someone say "me" before i randomly select someone and start screwing them!! :angry
hmmm i know i know...as said by someone, I miss....but not the pilani days but my PS :D
that BONG project which i did in less than a week, those lacha sessions in besant nagar beach....blah blah blah...
(actually i donno how to start a blog..and so the above lines are just some sort of a "run up" :P)
lot of my friends especially my schoolmates think that i am a great person not because i have done my BE in BITS and am bonging here in IISc :D, but i donno why...they feel that i am well behaved and decent and.....(i already started to hate the first 2 words).
Luckly none of them follow my blogs and so i can openly express how "bevarse" i am!! :D
this one happend during my PS...ofcourse what ever incidences i am going to tell are from my PS pages...
it was a bright sunny day...
i was standing like a bhek fellow near the mujic academy bus stop waiting for my as usual 5C that drops me ()jacktly infront of my PS SERC.A girl was standing right opposite to me waiting for some bus that goes in the opposite direction!! she was wearing a green chudidhar(i wish it was blue...but anywayz...)matching slipper(i said to myself..thank god..it wasn't a high heel :D),matching sticker( i assume the sticker also to be matching)...Ghummm figure i must day!! :hee (this is jollu..please note)
aaaaahh here she comes...not the girl....bus number 5. i was staring at that girl as thought i haven't seen any girl for the past 20 years!! :P (ya i was just 20 that time...kurrathanam)and left the bus to dogs!! after the bus left she slowly( i cant remember the exact motion..but for the time being let us assume it to be slow) crossed the road, came to me and with a big smile said "HI"....woowwww a stranger saying a HI and that too a girl and her sticker also matching with dress!!( i wish i knew Jingalala that time...anywayz never late to learn...Jingalala Jingalala Jingalala Hu Hu!!)
SHE:"I wanted to go to Kodambakkam....can u please tell me which bus will go?"
(and my reply proves the heights of bevarseness i can reach!!)
ME: "Womens college in Kodambakkam!!???" :P
and she noded saying "kodambakkam nu sonna udane Womens College dhan gnabagam varumaaa?"
I had a big smile on my face..eeeeeeeeeeee (people who have seen me can understand the type of smile i give to such situations...a blussshyyy 32 Teeth happydent ishmile)
luckly i knew only that place in kodambakkam because the previous week i went to that place in search of my PSmates CAT center!! thanks PSmate...hardwork pays off!! :D
i asked her to come along with me in the bus...get down in the next to next to next to next stop and then take a 12G(i think) to go to the Meenakshi Womens College busstop!!
and that day was a Yo day....the next bus came only after 30 mins!! :blush
when ever i said something she used to giggle...or rather paka paka laugh!! after 10 mins i understood that it is due to the typical chittoor tel-tamil accent!! i felt great though she was kevalama thuppifying me by laughing when i said something!! that time i thought....if i cud get a girl like this.....naaaaa ( i dint have the 4Cr plan that time..so feelings aborted).
SHE:"i think i'll never forget you"
ME:"uu uuunnn free-a circus partha ippidi dhan irukkum"
somehow we talk talk and the discussion came to a stage where i told her that i lost my cell while travelling in the bus!!(did i commit any mistake by telling this???)
SHE:"en da unakellam soodu soranai illaya....nee enna pannitu irundhey avan cell thookitu poogum bodhu??"
ME:"C++ book pudichitu irundhen and innoru kai was busy holding the support bar in the entrance"
SHE:"ada paavi...romba scene pota ippididhan irukkum"
somehow came out of the discussion...and 5 arrived!! she and i got into the bus.
SHE:"Indha number bus 30 min back vandhadhu ..y dint u get in??"
ME:"Innum unakku pureeeliyaaa??" :D
SHE:hahaha (with a typical horizontal shaking girlie laughing smile)
then i told her where to get down and reminded her the bus she has to take to reach the college...she once again thanked me and said something that i still remember...
"thanks for missing the first bus, i cud have missed 30 mins of non stop entertainment. and by the way i like your honesty...be the way u are all the best"
(there are people who like my bevarseness....Mr GOD u rock man)
i expected something more...like "keep in touch" so that i can ask her mobile number...cha bad luck she intentionallly dint give me that chance???? anywayz no tensions!!
and tragedy is that i forgot her name and her face also ....only memories remain!!! :P
waaaaah what a BEVARSE day!!!!

The Ghost Equation!!

Sowmya: onume purila
me: guzz podu!
that is the summary!
:D
Sowmya: Ya
dont strain my lil head
me: P/A*1/E
Sowmya: are u callin me a ghost?
ghost? PAEI??
me: wonderfulll!!
superb derivation!
i meant to say....strain=stress/Youngs modulus!
stress=P/A
Sowmya: Thanku thanku
aaaan
me:YOUNGS MODULUS =E
:D
Sowmya: seri here after it will be the ghost equation
:D
me: ya fyn the ghost equation!!