a e i o U...uncle is meant for U

a sequel of Uncle the Penkull!!
33 reasons to accept uncle as ur wuduppi! or in the weak sense baai friend!
correction..its baaai..not bhai or any other thing!mind it!

1. Low cost maintanance
2. Washes his own clothes
3. Absent mindedness..and hence washes others cloths also thinking that they are his.
4. He doesn't fart in public, and hence gives shitty ideas! :D

5. A one range fundoo.
6. Can read any book and understand anything, practical implementation...aborted!
7. Always carries an umbrella, raincoat,vicks,crocin,iodex and benedryl.
8. Doesn't shop much, so u can have the cash and ask him to use credit card (ofcourse his).
9. Laughs to almost any joke..so u need not be embarrased alone in the public.jodi no 1 is there to share the thuppals!
10. Wears 'old is gold' kohlapur chappals (u can get these for free in woodland showroom)...
(junta..just fake raha hoon..dont try ur luck at woodlands store! :D).
11. No fear of ghosts entering home..iskaa 'aa aa aa aaa' sunke they'll "vidi jooott"!
12. A strict vegeratian..somewhere near the corner there are eggs!
13. Gives shelter to the needy...apparently 5 boys are staying in his room.
14. Never hurts u, infact cant hurt u (in the physical sense).
15. clarification regarding point 13...uncle is not g** (beeep)!
16. A mobile mini medical shop..verra frequently attacked by 'common' illness so he carries the tablets with him.
17. Brooms his room often.
18. Bargaining allowed for cleaning others rooms.
19. height 5.5 and so reymond suit ka cloth bacha sakthe hai!
20. U can take your own time in dressing for an occassion..no matter how much time u take, uncle will always be atleast 5 mins late!
21. Doesn't smoke/drink (assuming that most of the girlie girlie girls like ppl who dont drink/smoke).
22. Doesn't know how to use a laptop, so u can have his lappy forever.
(for readers info, his current tablet laptop is being used as a paper weight in his hostel(room). hostel because 5 ppl are staying :D
23. No need for the ribbon cloth while playing "kannamoochi". Remove the specs and he cant see! :D
24. He gives his own vehicle to you and walks.
25. Knows how to control emotions of others..for example mario,dos version of pop, etc
26. Doesn't give proper introduction to the guyz he knows...so u are always in a 'one man' safe hands!
27. Quarter centuary over and still no GF and still a **gin(beeep!)
28. Expert in pakana...not in the literal sense! i think he knows how to boil egg in water!
29. Can solve ur assignment problems.
30. Can also make u forget ur little personal life problems...ofcourse by creating more!
(i hope many hopless readers out there know this...the best way to shorten a line is to draw a bigger line beside it!)
31. Doesn't play any outdoor game...so not spending money on sports items!
32. Has 3 bank accounts and 2 ATM cards (dont ask abt the third one).
33. Frequently visits his home..so he can be ur personal BLUE DART!

the list will be updated every 3 days...(conditions apply)
i wont be surprised if uncle mails me a few points! :D

-Sundar