Adhi Neeneee!!

long long ago so long ago...only i know how long ago..i was asked to give a presentation so that the faculty can time pass with me for 1-2 hrs! :D
that was supposed to be a serious presentation! conversion from MSc to PhD!
and my prof had already lost hopes in me clearing the interview after seeing my one range performance in the first semester! :P
he spoke to me for 2-3 days and told me what i shud say and asked me to prepare ppt and show it to him...which prof would do that?? he is a great man!! the readers are requested to bow once!!
he almost wrote the entire material in my notes and just asked me to present it in a creative way! he had the enthusiam, energy and lot of expectation in me that time! i confidently noded my head and said "Yess Sir!!"
2 days over!
i came ..he saw and he was captured!!
My Prof: I expected some technical creativity!
PRESENTATION
was i wrong??? common r10d!!

Mutton biriyani maker to maida making manager!

what does it to take to become a good manager??
first things first...how can one become a manager??
there are lot of answers but i choose my answers and declare them as right!
anthaa naa ishtam...yeda peda em chesinaa adigedhi evarraa?? naa ishtam!!(some of u can dance for a while..i give u 11 seconds!)
CAT two to three times to qualify and 3-4 times to clear the interview and then if u are lucky u can get into IIM's for they have the highest reservation for general category students! 50% !!
are there any reservations for getting a job in google?? or getting married to a yahoo employee??
anyways enga irukkom??...haaann...near the dogs enemy!!
tell me about urself..
I am the king from andhra, i can speak 4 languages, write in 3 languages, boothulu thittify in 6 languages, i listen to mujic..aaal mujic(i mean not literally aal music...the listenable type...ohh no... meaning of listenable vaires from person to person...cha!)...no reservations for particular mujic!
i play inside door and outside door games!
i gaat prathibha awaard for gen enthu exams i passed in 12th and shame to shame scholl for kuppa kotting 4 years in BITS!(someone asked if i was from bharathi institute of technology and science, cha, such a shame, Birla nu solli tholingada from next time :( )
my haabies are watching TV..specially cookery shows!
i am istrong in _____ and ______ and also _______!(blanks not to be filled by the readers).
this is what any broken mouth gult will tell in any interview(company or coll)
interviewer(s): wakey...what is AP famous for??
Sir, it is phamous for rice sir..spicy spicy raaaaice! second largest philm industry in india sir! hussain saagar there sir..and even i am there sir :O!
interviewer1: waat is telugu film industry called?
tollywood
interviewr2: what is bengali film industry called?
no idea sirji!
interview1: it is also called tollywood
(all laugh laugh...till someone who actually dint follow the conversation stop laughing....now,dont worry,while typing i dint know what i was typing! :D)
interviewer1:tell me the woods u know?? other than sherkhan woods!
tollywood,kollywood,bollywood,holywood...mmm..mmmm.mmmm...aaaaan sandalwoooddd!!!
(whatteyyy)
interviewer2:u said u dhek cookery shows...tell me the making of some spicy diss of andhraa.
Mutton biriyaani saaar, boil the goat and rice firstthen take the kadaai, put ___,____ and dash in that!
#$^#$& #%^*& #%^* @#$^ $&^% &*@$#!^%N* @&% @%$ *&(@$^! %!# ^%^& *& ^&@&
add some garlic and ginger paste..then !#$ #^$^&*(() )#@$ ~@#%^%$&^& ^#&
thats alll....biriyaani ready!! ooh sorry between the second and third step u shud add saalt! :P

aeeeggjacktly!! this is what happen(s)(ed) in IIM interview!!
"trustttt the power of half"!...this is sujams half and not the quarter's half! :D
pleasee aaa!!

Yeiii aatha aathoramaa vaariyaa????

this is the first time i am actually writing a blog directly in the "new blog" page! for confused people, i usually type it in notepad and then copy paste that here, (u ppl shud learn how to waste the minutest of a minute! )
today we had a genTHU (gen+enthu=genTHU, erumai maadu samasamu) discuxion regarding power cut!
while walking to the mess, suddenly campus la power cut, are some timepass terrorists going to attack IISc??
actually whats the use of them attacking the institute. as far as minimum common sense is concerned, they attack the most crowded places! i will tell you some reasons why IISc is a safe place!
1) Physics department, magical maze, u enter from one door ..that door leads to many doors, the naansense is that that is the only door which is the entry and exit! so if the terrr plant the bomb in this department, 100% sure he also "in the airrrrrrrrrrr"
2) Physical Chemisty departments, can a human being resist the fragrance of those labs??? atleast i cant! and moreover professional terrorists wear the masks, so b4 placing the bomb itself, he'll die of suffocation!
3) "Library me bomb blast!! 3243 books partially burnt" will be the head lines if they plan for an explosion in library! :D
4) Engineering departments are far far away from the entrance, anyways they'll be disappointed to see no one in the departments so they wont take the risk of attacking any engineering division.
5) The diro,registrar and co dont know what they would be doing or where they would be staying at any point of time...so no point in targeting them!
6) "Prakruthi","T-board" and "gymcafe" are the places where u can find many ppl..but after so many disappointments and no proper food in the mess, the terrorists would want to have some thing here...so on some idiotic proverb basis, they will not destroy these two+one=three places!
7) No temples in the campus..and there is one hanuman temple outside the campus. how will a bachelor help in love matters! u tell me! (terrorist gets mentally upset).
8) No steps to climb the clock tower..so he cant climb and commit suicide here! :(
9) Students in IISc have more hair and beard and the girls here are stronger than men (physically and mentally) so no one would try a "human bomb" concept! :P
10) U need to be qualified in any of the following examinations to enter the campus! :P
GATE,IISc entrance, CSIR etc.,
11) After seeing the fightings between prof and student, they'll think that killing them will only make them happy..let them fight like this only! haaannn!! :calm

readers are requested to vijit the campus and personally verify the details (in case of disagreement).

and...andha paatu sema kuttha irukku!!!